英语经典演讲稿笑话(精选多篇).doc

英语经典演讲稿笑话(精选多篇)第一篇：英语笑话ake sure he"s dead. there is a silence, then a shot is heard. back on the phone, the guy says ok, etime in the middle of the night holmes es said: “an goes to the rear of the bus and sits etime in the middle of the night holmes es said: ake sure he"s dead. there is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. back on the phone, the guy says ok, et a robber on my ale crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. she noticed that he arried. oh, honey, he replied, i can"t drink that much every day.一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走，而不是横着走。哇！她想，这只雄蟹可真特别，我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。第二天，她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了？”她问，“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”“哦，宝贝，”他回答说，“我不可能每天都喝那么多many years after receiving my graduate degree, i returned to the state university of an an (疯人院）one inmate shouted, i am napoleon! another one said, other mouse barked fiercely, ent to friends, a college student led the an is driving to the phone so he y inute later, a killer y grandfather just died. thank heavens, his date replied. if yours hadnt, mine y,英语笑话带翻译 the youngster replied other proudly. here are are and asked the reason.“i am os, staggering beneath the an got out at a station an truned around and hurried back with his two bags.年轻人转过身子，拎着两个沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆赶了回来。he was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, what did i leavebehind? 他转回来时，显得非常疲倦，对着窗户大声喊：“我把什么东西留在车上了？”as the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back opened the windowand said, you"ve lost your morality 当火车再次启动时，叫他回来的旅客打开窗户说：“你节操掉了！” 第 3 页 共 3 页