搞笑小学英语小品剧本(共9页).doc

精选优质文档-倾情为你奉上搞笑小学英语小品剧本新守株待兔人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。农夫：Im a farmer.（稍停顿）走两步A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷Eh.When I was yong,I studied in Xuchuan Middle School.So, Im rich now！开始展示名牌，边说边掏Look！This is my modern mobileNokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is 不经意地掏出一个苹果Oh,sorry.扔掉苹果Its this!从怀里掏出痒痒挠 Do you know whats this？痒痒挠？No no noYou are out!Its my modern锄头！看下表 It is time to do some farming！开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作树：Im a tree!I can do many things!I can sing!做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！I can dance!跳四小天鹅 Oh?There comes a rabbit! 引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台兔子A：OK,Im a rabbit. Now Im just walking around here.农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！扔掉痒痒挠I will catch it！ 偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。兔子A：Wahhhh!（吓一跳）What do you want?农夫：Huh！I will kill U for lunch!兔子A： Wah 兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前农夫：Where to go? Haha!农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。兔子A自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！树：痛苦万分地ButyouHurt me.痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现农夫：Ah ha! Bye bye ! 举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You cant kill me now！ 兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树 Wa ！倒地农夫：OH! 很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子My lunch , I caught you ! 把兔子绑到树上。打呵欠tired! Ill eat you after sleeping.倒地睡觉（打鼾的声音）兔子A：兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶Where am I? What happened?树：指着农夫He has caught you and wants to eat you.兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？东张西望，看到农夫的手机A mobile!解开绳子去看手机Its Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion!放回原处。又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ 又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机做出打电话的样子 (配音：拨电话) Hello？兔子B：Hello!Its Jenny.兔子A：Hey Jenny！兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!兔子A：How are you?兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：Im fine too!How are your parents?兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle?兔子B：Hes fine,thank you!And U?兔子A：Hes fine , too! How兔子B：Eh.eh.ehwait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from meNO WAY!兔子A：No no no!Im in danger now!Come and help me!兔子B：But where are you?兔子A：Im under a tree!兔子B：边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现What can you see around you?兔子A：I see a rabbit that looks exactly like you!兔子B：A rabbitlike me OK!Ill find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! 匆匆离开兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上兔子A：Haha!My friend will come and save me!yeah! 兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上,倒地(虚弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110Or 119?112?.Oh,forget it!Im dying!作喉咙卡住声音，死去兔子B上。兔子B：Im also a rabbit！Im smart! Im lovely! And Im (作风情万种)beautiful! （自我陶醉）转头看自己右手边，却发现兔子A倒在地上Oh,my!Mary!伏在兔子A身上(哭声)Im so sorry,Mary!Im too late!Mary!痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树树：Oh!Oh,dont hit me.!Dont hit me!Im breaken!朝地上倒，压倒兔子B兔子B：What?NO.NO!.Icant.breath(作死了的声音)农夫一觉醒来。看见两只兔子 En.?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am!兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场小学英语剧本：喜羊羊与灰太狼发布:佚名   时间:2013/9/5 10:54:00   来源:京翰教育中心   录入:岳凤云   人气:604【京翰一对一辅导咨询电话:】【文字： 】  Part1: 灰太狼的主题曲，几只小羊跳着欢快的舞蹈入场。 喜羊羊：Oh! My dear friends. It is time to go to school! Lets go!（校长出场迎接小羊）校长：Good morning! My children. Welcome to school!小羊们：Good morning, Master!校长：Hurry, Its time for class.（一起走进教室）老师：Class begin! 暖洋洋：Stand up, please!老师：Good morning, boys and girls.全体羊羊：Good morning Miss Yang. 老师：Sit down, please!I say you do.我说你们做。Sheep,I say you do. Touch your head.  （羊们双手摸头)小羊们，我说你们做，双手摸头。      Ware your arms  （羊羊们挥动双手）挥动你们的双手。      Hand in hand  (羊羊们手拉手)Arm in arm  (羊羊们互相拥抱)（老师出示一张图片“蛋糕”）       Whats this?全体羊羊：Its a cake.          这是蛋糕。懒羊羊：Its a very nice cake. I want to eat it.（老师做出做蛋糕的动作）老师：What am I doing?    暖羊羊：You are making a cake.全体羊羊：Yes!老师：Im making a cake. Lets sing the song“Make a cake”.我正在做蛋糕，现在我们来唱这首歌“做蛋糕”。（放音乐，羊羊们一起唱歌并跳舞。此时两狼躲在不远处偷看。）灰太狼：Oh, they like watching performance. We can哦，他们喜欢看表演，我们可以这样红太狼：Yes        好的。（下课铃响，羊羊们在外面玩。）Part2（灰太狼和红太郎扮演成演员上场，歌舞表演）沸羊羊：“Look! There is a show.”    看，那里有表演。懒羊羊: “Its free.”         这是免费的。美羊羊: “Lets have a look.”      我们去看看。/全体羊羊：Lets go!      我们走！灰太狼：Hello! Little sheep. Welcome! You are lovely!你们好啊！小羊羊们，欢迎你们。你们真的是好可爱啊！红太郎：Honey, How are you？        亲爱的，你们好吗？全体羊羊（很兴奋）Fine. Thank you!          很好，谢谢！灰太狼：Im a handsome boy and she is a lovely girl.我是英俊的男生，她是可爱的女生哦.(灰太狼和红太郎摆出很多的姿势)懒洋洋：How beautiful!        好漂亮啊！沸羊羊：How cool!        好酷哦！乐羊羊：They are super stars!        他们是明星啊！灰太狼:（拿出一个苹果）Whats this?       这是什么？全体羊羊：Its an apple.   这是苹果。喜羊羊：  Wow! Its a red apple! I like it. 这个苹果是红色的呢！我很喜欢！（红太郎拿出一条裙子，灰太狼指着问）Whats that?   这是什么？全体羊羊：Its a dress.            这是裙子。美羊羊：Great! How beautiful! I want a dress. May I have it?哇啊！好漂亮啊！我想要一条裙子，可以送给我吗？(拿出很多的糖和娃娃)红太郎灰太狼：There are many sweet and dolls. Do you want them?这里有很多的糖和娃娃，你们想要吗？喜羊羊，暖羊羊，懒羊羊，沸羊羊：Yes. I want, please give it to me!是的，我想要。请给我们吧!灰太狼红太郎：Come on, follow me. We will give many presents to you. Come on.!来吧来吧！跟我们走吧，我们还有更多的礼物送给你们。来吧来吧！（羊羊们犹豫着，然后经不住诱惑向着灰太狼和红太郎走）校长：Stop!Stop! my children. Come back. They are bad. Dont follow them.停住！停住！孩子们，回来。他们是坏人，不要跟他们走。胖羊羊：Please! Master.        校长，别这样。暖羊羊：These things are beautiful!乐羊羊：I like them very much!校长：Look carefully! They are not handsome boy and lovely girl. They are wolves. Don't be deceived.   看仔细了！他们不是英俊的男孩和可爱的女孩！他们是狼。别上当受骗了！沸羊羊：Really? They are friendly.        真的吗？可是他们很友好啊、暖羊羊：Oh! No! They are wolves I see the sharp point's ear.哦！不！他们真的是狼。我看到他们尖尖的耳朵了。美羊羊：Yes. I see the long tail.乐羊羊：Wow. I see the sharp teeth. The teeth is white.哇！我看到他们锋利的牙齿了，牙齿是白色的。美羊羊：row, row, row, sharp row. 走，走，走，锋利的牙齿走开。欢羊羊：run, run, run, please!        跑，跑，跑，快点跑！喜羊羊：Sheep,come on.They are wolves.   羊羊们，回来回来，他们是狼。校长：Wolf ,get out. Dont want to eat us!  狼快走开，走开。别想来吃我们。懒羊羊：We like studying. Dont like playing.  我们喜欢学习，不喜欢玩。全体羊羊：“Get out, Get out!”      走开走开。（羊羊们一起打狼，把狼打走）灰太狼红太郎：Wait us! sheep. We will back!    羊羊们，你们等着。我们会回来的！Part3校长：Congratulation. Sheep. We are winners!祝贺你们，羊羊们。我们赢了耶！喜羊羊：We are great！Im very happy!我们真的是太伟大了！我很开心！沸羊羊：Me too!     我也是！乐羊羊：Me too!      我也是！（羊羊们一起唱歌 “If you happy”）In the end专心-专注-专业