经典诙谐英语小故事浏览短篇欣赏.docx
经典诙谐英语小故事浏览短篇欣赏经典诙谐英语小故事浏览短篇欣赏一些诙谐的英语故事,能提高我们浏览英语的兴趣,进而提高英语的浏览能力,今天学习啦我在这里为大家共享一些经典诙谐英语小故事浏览,欢迎大家浏览!经典诙谐英语小故事:警察的热心Iwassurprisedtolearnthatmy72-year-oldmotherdaredtodrive900milesina12-year-oldcartovisitme.Whenaskedhowshemadeout,shetoldmejustfine.untilhersecondnight.Shehadfilledthegastankanddidnthavethemoneyforamotelroom.当听讲我72岁的母亲竟然开着12年的旧车行驶了900英里来看我时,我真有些吃惊。在我问她是怎样做的时候,她告诉我她一切都好,只是到了第二天晚上,给汽车加油后却没有住旅馆的钱。Whatdidyoudo?Iasked.那你怎么办了?我问道。Well,shebegan,Iwasdrivingthroughthissmalltownandfeelingverysleepy.ApolicemanpulledmeoverandaskedifIhadbeendrinking.WhenItoldhimno,hewantedtoknowwhyIwasweavingallovertheroad,Iexplainedmysituation,Followme,heordered.Wethendrovetoamotelwheretheniceofficerpaidformynightslodging.她讲:嗨,我开到这个镇子时,感到很困,一位警寨叫住了我。他问我能否喝了酒,我讲没喝。警察问我为什么开车在路上打晃晃。于是我解释了我的情况。他命令道:跟我走。就这样,我们就开到了一个汽车旅馆。警察替我付了住店费。Ashewasleaving,Mothercontinued,heturnedtomeandsaid,IMaam,thenexttimeyouhavetovisityourdaughter,pleasetakeanotherroute.妈妈接着讲:他离开时,转过身,冲着我讲:夫人,你下次要看儿女时,请走另一条道路吧!经典诙谐英语小故事:训兽童Aboyofabouttenwassittingonacitybuswithabriefcaseonhislap.Periodicallytheyoungsterwouldwhisperintohiscoat.Awomanpassengercaughthiseyewithaquizzicallookand,inresponse,theboyproducedasmallwhitemousefromhisshirtpocket.Hesjustababy.explainedtheyoungster.Hisparentsareinhere.Openinghisbriefcase,hebroughtforthapairofslightlyLarger.whitemicefromamongadozenorsothatscurriedaroundinside.Bythistimeseveralotherpassengershadformedanaudience,andtheboypatientlyexplainedhisinterestinmice,howtotakecareofthem,theireatinghabits,theirdifferentpersonalitiesandsoon.一位十岁的男孩腿上放着会文箱,正坐在一辆城市公共汽车上。这个孩子不断地对着他衣服小声嘟嚷。一位女乘客从这个男孩的眼神里看到一种疑感。紧接着这个小男孩从他的衬衣兜里拿出一只小白鼠,并解绎讲:这是个鼠息子。他的父母也在这里。打开他的手提箱,他从大约有十几个的白鼠中挑出一对稍大的。这时其他的乘客也围了过来。小男孩耐心地讲着他对白鼠的兴趣,如何照顾它们,它们的饮食习惯及不同的特性。Asthebuspulleduptohisstop,theboyslippedthemicebackintohisbriefcaseandrosetoleavehisraptaudience.Startingdownthesteps,heturnedbackforamoment.待车在汽车站停下时,小男孩把小白鼠放回到手提箱,站起来,离开了这些着了迷的观众。他下车时转过身对大家讲:这些是用来喂我助蛇的。讲着,他就消失了。Theyareformysnake.hesaidanddisappearedoutofthedoor.经典诙谐英语小故事:病人和他的大夫Awomancomplainedthatherhusbandconstantlyhungaroundthehouse,doingorsayingnothing.Topleaseher,hewenttoseeapsychiatrist.Justliedownonthecouchandwelltalk.thedoctortoldhim.Ifyouthinkofsomethingtosay,fine.Ifnot,maybenexttime.一位妇女总是抱怨其丈夫在家里转来转去,无所事是,为了使老婆高兴,他找到了精神病学专家。你就躺在沙发上,我们来谈谈。精神病医生告诉他:如呆你想起什么就讲,没有的话,下次再讲也行。Theguygothimselfcomfortableandfellfastasleep.Attheendofthehour,thedoctorwokehirnupandsaid,Thatwillbeallfortoday$100,please.Thepatientpaidandleft.这位男士舒适地躺在沙发上,很快就入睡了。到了一小时,大夫唤醒了他讲:今天就到这儿吧,请交100元。病人付了钱之后就走了,从此,那个人每周三、四来就诊。每次,他总是一句话也不讲,光是睡觉,而且每次都付钱。第三周,病人来后坐下,然后又跳了起来。ThemancamebackeveryTuesdayandThursdayafterthat.Eachtime,hefellasleepwithoutsayingaword,butpaidthefee.Thethirdweek,thepatientcamein,satdownandthenjumpedrightupagain.Aha,,marveledthedoctor.Haveyouthoughtofsomethingtosay?啊哈!大夫惊喜道,你想出要讲的话了吗?Yes,doyouneedapartner?是的,你需要一个助手吗?经典诙谐英语小故事:TenCandiesMotherasksherson,Jim,ifyouhavetencandies,andyoueatfour,thenhowmanycandlesdoyouhave?Ten.Jimsays.Then,Motherasks.Yes,Mum.Fourcandlesareinmystomachandsixcandiesareoutofmystomach.Fourandsixisten,isn?titright?故事2十块糖妈妈问儿子:吉姆,假如你有10块糖,吃了4块,那你还有几块糖?10块。吉姆讲。10块?妈妈问。是的,妈妈。由于4块在我的肚子里面,6块在肚子外面,4加6等于10,不对吗?猜你喜欢:1.简短的英语诙谐小故事2.简短的诙谐英语故事大全3.英语诙谐小故事10篇4.简短英语小故事带翻译欣赏5.经典的英语小故事