英语笑话故事中英文对照.docx

Word英语笑话故事中英文对照 我们看惯了中文的笑话故事，英文的笑话可以让你笑出来吗?在紧急的学习之余，看看英语的笑话，不仅可以放松心情，也可以在休闲的时候学英语。一举两得，还能感受英语文化与东方文化的差异。想要看英语笑话?那就往下看吧。 1.Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didnt have a bit of trouble getting up this morning. Thats fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday? 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。 星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：我今日早上起床一点麻烦都没有。 好啊!老板吼道，那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了? 2.A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat. Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, I cannot go to the rich mans house today, for I cannot get over the river. He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发觉一箱好苹果，他说：我不准备吃那些苹果，由于富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。 他连续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：今日我去不了富人家了，由于我不能渡过河。 他开头回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开头去找吃的，他找到苹果，很兴奋地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。 英语笑话故事你遇到过多少，看过了有哪些能让你印象深刻，觉得特别好玩呢?最好能够拿笔登记来，熬炼英语的语感，也能学习几招，令自己的口语更加幽默。假如你对英语笑话感爱好，赶快行动去找找吧。 3