2020最新愚人节英语作文.docx

2020最新愚人节英语作文2020最新愚人节英语作文_4.1愚人节作文英语_愚人节趣事英语作文其实愚对了人，愚人节天天都过。4.1愚人节将至，下面我给大家准备了愚人节英语作文，欢迎大家来参阅。AprilFoolLastMarch,mymothertoldmyfatherandmethatmygrandfatherwouldcomeinApril.WewereveryhappybecausemygrandfatherwasaninterestingoldmanandhehadnotvisitedussincehewenttoHongKong.OnApril1myfatherandIboughtalotoffoodfromthesupermarketandboughtabigbunchofflowershome.Thenwedidsomecleaningathome.Atnightwhenwewerewaitingformygrandfather,thebellrangandincamemymother.ShesmiledtousandsaidAprilfools!WhatwasthejokeToendourspecialnewsbulletin,saidthevoiceofthetelevisionannouncer,weregoingovertothemacaronifieldsofCalabria.Macaronihasbeengrowninthisareaforoversixhundredyears.Twooftheleadinggrowers,GiuseppeMoldovaandRiccardoBrabante,tellmethattheyhavebeenexpectingasplendidcropthisyearandharvestinghasbegunearlierthanusual.Hereyoucanseetwoworkerswho,betweenthem,havejustfinishedcuttingthreecartloadsofgoldenbrownmacaronistalks.ThewholevillagehasbeenworkingdayandnightgatheringandthreshingthisyearscropbeforetheSeptemberrains.Ontheright,youcanseeMrs.Brabanteherself.Shehasbeenhelpingherhusbandforthirtyyearsnow.Mrs.Brabanteistalkingtothemanagerofthelocalfactorywherethecropisprocessed.Thislastsceneshowsyouwhatwillhappenattheendoftheharvest:thefamousCalabrianmacaroni-eatingcompetition!SignorFratelli,thepresentchampion,haswoniteveryyearsince1991.Andthatendsourspecialbulletinfortoday,Thursday,Aprillst.Werenowgoingbacktothestudio.ToBeParanoidonAprilFoolsDayItsOKToBeParanoidonAprilFoolsDay.OnAprilFirstitsOKtobesuspiciousaboutbelievinganything,toogoodtobetrue!AccordingtoapsychologistwhohasresearchedpastAprilFoolsPranks. “MostofushavefunplayingharmlessAprilFoolstricksoneachotherbutsomefolksinflictcruelandunusualpunishmentontheirfriendswhentheirprankgetsoutofcontrol.saysRobertR.Butterworth,Ph.D.,whohasdevelopedalistofquestionsthatshouldbeaskedbeforeplanninganAprilFoolsprank:Couldtheprankcauseundueanxietywhenuncovered?.Coulditbemisinterpretedbyothersasaseriousevent?.Doesitinvolvedeceivingmorethanafewpeople?.Isanelementoffearorriskinvolved?.Ifyouwereonthereceivingendoftheprank,wouldyoubeupset?YouhavetobecarefulFoolsDay1stAprilisadaytobecareful,oryoucouldeasilygettrickedbysomeone.ItsAprilfoolsDay,adaywhenpeopletraditionallyliketotrytomakeafoolofsomeoneelseandlaughatthem.Therearelotsoftheoriessurroundingtheoriginsoftheday,butoneexplanationisconnectedwiththechangeinthecalendarinthe16thcentury,whichmeantthat1stAprilwasnolongerthebeginningoftheyear.ThosewhostillcelebratedtheNewYearon1stAprilwerecalledfools.SowhatkindofpranksdopeopleplayonAprilfoolsDay?Well,therearelotsofsimpletricksthatyoucanplayonyourfriends.Forexample,youcouldwearablacksweaterandpullapieceofwhitethreadthroughit,sothatpeopletrytopullitoff.Youcouldchangethetimeonsomeonesalarmclocksothattheyrelateforwork.Orglueacointothefloorandseehowmanypeopletrytopickitup.Allthesearesmall-scalepracticaljokeswhichyoumightplayononeotherpersonorafewpeople.Buttheresalsoatraditionoflargecompaniesattemptingtofoolalotofpeople.Forexampleaburgerrestaurantonceclaimedthattheywereintroducingaleft-handedburger!Inparticular,themediaoftentrytomakepeoplebelievesomethingwhichisnottrue.Newspaperspublishsomeludicrousstorieseveryyear,althoughsomeofthemareactuallytrue.Itsentertainingtotrytoguesswhichstoriesaretrueandwhicharefake.IntheAprilFoolsstories,theyoftenincludeacluetothefactthatitsajoke.ForexamplethenameofanexpertquotedinthearticlemightbeananagramofAprilFool.Radioandtelevisionprogrammeshavealsofooledmanypeoplebybroadcastingreportswhichareuntrue.Oneprogrammeannouncedtheinventionofanamazingnewweight-lossproduct-waterwhichcontainedminuscalories!AndoneofthemostfamoushoaxeseverwasbroadcastbytheBBCitselfin1957!AveryseriousnewsprogrammecalledPanoramareportedonthepoorspaghettiharvestinSwitzerland,andshowedpicturesoffarmerspickingspaghettifromtrees!HundredsofpeopleweretakeninandwrotetotheBBCaskinghowtogrowtheirownspaghetti.AnunforgettableAprilFoolsDayGrowingupasachild,AprilFoolsDaywastheoneholidayIneverfeltcleverenoughtotakepartin.IwascreativeenoughtomakeacostumeforHalloween,orbakeadozenheart-shapedcookiesonValentinesDay,butIneverhadanygoodideasforplayingpranks.Inelementaryschool,allmyclassmateswouldprepareajoketoplayonAprilFoolsDay.Thejokewasusuallymeanttobeplayedontheteacher,and,foraweekinadvance,allthestudentswouldgettogetheratlunchtoplanoutwhattheprankwasgoingtobe.Thiswentonforyears-sinceIwenttoagradeschoolwiththesamethirtystudentsforallofprimaryschool.TheringleaderofourclasswasaboynamedMichael,andMichaelalwayscameupwiththebestpranks.Whenwewereinthefourthgradeheconvincedusalltowearregularclothesinsteadofourschooluniforms-eventhoughwedidnthavepermissionto.Inthesixthgrade,hegotusalltoagreetoswitchidentitiessothatwhentheteachercalledonme,Iwouldntanswerformyself-insteadanotherclassmatewouldspeak.Ourteachersalwaysputupwithoursillyantics,eveniftheywerechildish.TheyalwaysknewthatMichaelwasinchargeofourjokesaswell,buttheyneverpunishedhim.Theyseemedtounderstandthataschildrenwewereentitledtoabitoffun,more-overthatMichaelgotalotofjoyfromorganizingthewholethingandmakinguslaughwithhiscrazyideas.InmyfinalyearofprimaryschoolMichaeldecidedthatforAprilFoolsDayweneededtoplayourbestprankyet.Weallgottogetherasaclass-allfifteenboysandfifteengirls-andstartedspittingoutideasleftandright.Michaelreallywantedittobesomethingnooneatschoolwouldeverforget,soalotoftheideasgotrejected.NoonequestionedwhenMichaelshotdownanidea.Hewasthekingofpranks,sowelistenedtoallofhissuggestionsandcriticisms.Idneverreallyspokenupduringthisyearlyritual,butsomethinginmewantedtobeapartofitthisyear.ItwasmylastyearbeforehighschoolwastobeginandIwantedtothinkthatinourfinalscam,Iwouldbeanintegralpartoftheplan.Iwantedtousemycreativityforachangeandmakeeverybodylaugh.Onthethirddayofourmeetings,thewholeclassgottogetheratlunchandsatinourusualspotunderneatharowoftreesnexttothesoccerfield.Sandwichesandjuiceboxesinhand,peoplestartedtoonceagainfeedourring-leaderideas-eachofwhichhediscarded.Finally,Idecidedthatmaybemyideawasgoodenough.IwasprettypositiveMichaelwouldntthinkitwiseenough,butIfigureditwasworthashot.Besides,afterallthoseyearsofsittingquietlyandagreeingtowhateveritwashethoughtof,Ireallyhadnothingtolose.EvenifmyideawasntfunnyenoughIfiguredeveryonewouldbeshockedthatIeventhoughtofsomething.Thatwasreasonenoughformetogetupandgiveitago.Puttingmylunchdown,Istoodupinfrontofmyclassmatesandgaveasuggestion.Everyyearweplayaprankhereattheschool.Howabout,thisyear,wedont.Howaboutweplaytheprankfromoutsideofschool?Michaelchimedin,Howarewesupposedtomanagethat?IdontthinkIfollow.Well,Iwenton,Isuggestthatwedontevenshowupforschool.Ithinkourwholeclassshouldbeabsent.Everybodystaredatmeincompleteshock.Anentireclassofthirtystudents,beingabsentonthesamedaywouldbeanabsoluteriot.Michaelhasabiggrinonhisface,buttheotherstudentshadalotofquestions.HowwillweconvinceALLourparentstoletusstayhome?Thechancesofeachofusgettingthemtoallowitareslimtonone.Ifonepersonshowsupbecausetheirparentsforcethemtogo,thentheprankisruined.Icouldseemyideawasntwinningthemover,butthenMichaelsteppedin,Hey,IthinkRaquelhasagreatidea!Thiscouldbethefunniestthingwedo.Raquel,Ithinkyoufoundawinner.AssoonasMichaelacceptedmyidea,slowlyeveryoneelsedidtoo.Icouldseetheythoughtitwasfunny,buttheywerejustworrieditwouldntwork.AprilFoolsdayfinallyarrivedandwesetourplanintomotion.Thenightbeforesomestudentsfakedastomachacheafterdinner.Someofmyclassmatesfakedfeversthatmorning.Oneortwostudentsactuallyhadbeensickandcouldntgetoutofbed.ItoldmyparentsthatIhadanawfulheadacheandneededtostayhome.Knowingwhatdayitwas,myparentsaskedifIwasjoking.Itoldthem,Areyoukidding?TodayweweregoingtoplaythebestprankeveronMrs.Butler,andIamsomadImgoingtomissit!Ireallyamfeelingsickthough,andIthinkitsbetterIstayin.IwishIcouldbethere,butIjustfeelterrible.Myparents,knowinghowourclasswaswellknownforitspranks,believedthatIwassadaboutmissingoutandallowedmetostayin.Littledidtheyknow,thiswastheprank!ThenextdayweallshoweduptoclassandsangtoMrs.ButlerAprilFools!Shelaughedandsmiledandgaveusaroundofapplause.ThatwasthebestAprilFoolsjokethathaseverbeenpulledonme!shesaid.Anyjokethatgivesmeadayoffofworkisfinebyme.Iwasproudofmyselfforgettingthecouragetosuggesttheprank,andIwasevenmoreproudthatpeoplelikedit-includingmyteacher.ItwasamomentinmychildhoodthatIllneverforget,andImsuretheschoolneverhaseither.