2022英文简历中不该出现话.docx

2022英文简历中不该出现话英文简历中不该出现话 致命的大错： “Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclassof10.”“Qualifications:Noeducationorexperience.”“Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy.”“Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage.”“ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC.”“FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay.”“Sizeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover6'5”“Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate.”“ReasonforLeaving:Mybosssaidtheendoftheworldisnear.”“ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningtotheword'paranoia.'Iprefertoelaborateprivately.”打字错误与语法错误：“Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook.”“Strengths:Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer.”“Iamarabidtypist.”“WorkHistory:Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981.”“Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork.”“Accountingcleric.”“Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments.”“Suspectedtograduateearlynextyear.”“Disposedof$2.5billioninassets.”“Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors.”“Accomplishments:Oversightofentiredepartment.”“Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails.”“Accomplishments:Completed11yearsofhighschool.”不应有的幽默：“Note:Keepthisresumeontopofthestack.Useallotherstoheatyourhouse.”“Assistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofconsumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting.”(Translation:Short-ordercook.)“Butwait.there'smore.Yougetallthisbusinessknowledgeplusagraspofmarketingthatissecondnature.”“Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse.”“Myfortunecookiesaid,'Yournextinterviewwillresultinajob'-andIlikeyourcompanyinparticular.”“Title:Anotherresumefromthe'ProfilesinExcellence'series.”“AlsoKnownAs:Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it.”“Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks.”“Let'smeetsoyoucan'ooh'and'ahh'overmyexperience.”本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第4页 共4页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页