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    【精品文档】如有侵权,请联系网站删除,仅供学习与交流英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记.精品文档. 搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇人物 : 唐僧 八戒 悟空 白骨精原型女 白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男 女儿国国王 hope you guys enjoy it! 改编作者 杜宛芸 成医学子唐: Wowboys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it?众徒弟们摇头,除了八戒在看书。唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头,懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒, Give the map to me!(严肃的问)唐:哼 !(唐生气地叫)pig ,Give the map.(转过身看到八戒在看书)唐:(很吃惊) wow!八戒,very good ! I hardly see you study! . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English?八戒依旧看书,不理睬。唐:(凑过去)let me have a look !八戒才注意,赶忙藏书。但为时已晚,唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火,眼神立刻变得温柔,接过书开始看唐:yo.xi.(流口水,八戒看到,拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦,唐僧回过神来)唐:(转身训斥八戒)how many times have I told you? You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey .(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)八戒:But.,why? boss, why cant we think about girls? I just dont understand唐:(叹气)哎,how many times have I told you? ,This is becauseoh 悟空 dance to my song ! (开始唱歌,Jackson的dangeous,悟空伴舞)八戒:ok boss, I will listen to you!(无辜地表情)唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food(四处看看).where is 沙僧?, 悟空:he is feeding the horse . boss Ill find some food and be back soon,唐:ok.(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这,正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒 I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space!(八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬 使坏样):嘿嘿 its time to call my little honey king of the girl country唐:hi.sweetie how are you doing?(不解释.)女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ,after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼! you seldom give me a call。唐:oh darling.i am sorry. you know , these boys like to gossip about things like that. I can only call you when I am alone. But you know I love you from the bottom of my heart 。oh damn it !they are back! Honey I will call you the next time ok !(挂断电话 一下装的很正经)悟空: boss , who are you calling ?唐:er (支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food?悟空:here! Ive found some delicious bananas!唐:banana,banana banana ! How many times do I have to tell you ? I am a monk, instead of a monkey! I need rice rice(加重语气)!dont you understand? Go and give some to your brothers ok 悟空:摸摸头 ok boss 低头很沮丧 拿着香蕉向八戒走去 唐僧拿着香蕉,从衣服里掏出画册,做到一边边吃边看,边擦嘴.白骨精上场白;HahahaaI know that any monster who eats master tang will live forever. how lucky I am, now they are in my place.笑着想想 oh , i can pretend to be a poor old lady, so they will trust me. 嘿嘿 I am really clever 动感音乐响 白骨精1上场 和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式变换双人舞完 !白1:嘿嘿I look great!蹒跚的走过去白1:hello, master.i have not eaten any food for days.can you spare some ? have mercy, may god bless you唐:(瞄一眼,继续吃、看)what? Dont see I am starving too .get out of here, if you dont leave right now I will ask my money and pig to eat you 哼!白1:看看悟空和八戒 oh please dont do that I am leaving 蹒跚地离开 躲在一个离唐不远的地方。悟空:走过来拿着香蕉 boss ,do you need some more bananas?(悟空看到美女画册,急忙凑上去看,师傅把画册上下左右移动,悟空随之移动,师傅发现了,开始说:)唐:, 悟空 ,you want to see it, dont you? ,If you want to see it, you have to tell me that you want to see it, and I will give it to you ,let you see it but if you dont tell Me that you want to see it , how can I know that you want to see it? 。if you dont want to see it ,you also have to tell me that you dont want to see it 。then I wont let you see (悟空早已痛苦不堪,逃离此地) 唐:悟空!come back! 哎。(唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)白1:(远处偷看到画册)oh . He is interested in girls 嘿嘿 ! 变成了一个女的 音乐很慢幽 白1和白2 双人舞变换说话一定要嗲白2:(曼妙的走过来,碰一下唐僧,唐僧不转头边吃边看书:leave me alone. 白2再次碰一下,唐僧依然不转头:I said leave me alone!这时,白2开口说话) 白2:hi. gentleman!唐:(转头)wowhi sexy lady!(扔掉画册,背景音乐响起,only you,神情对视,过会儿)come here ,do you want some food?take some bananes。 i am tang seng, you can call me Tanny白2:oh Tannyyou are so friendly ,thanks for your banana。I just got lost ,and dont know where to go now!can you help me? 唐:yes of course, I will try my best to help you, you dont worry! 八戒:朝唐僧看看:wow ,what a beautiful girl !手拍拍悟空 look look 悟空:看到后 oh my god !our boss is in danger now!马上朝白2冲过去悟空:“monster,I will kill you!“吓到白2 躲到唐的后面唐:what are you doing? monkey, dont be rude! this beautiful lady is my new friend!悟空:boss, this is a monster, in order to get close to you。,she has changed herself into a charming girl ,she will eat you !唐:bullshit! you must be fed up with this trip to the west.(悟空执意要打,唐僧苦劝不听)唐:I think , you, little monkey need to be punished悟空:(赶忙说)oh ,no , boss, please 唐:(叹气)哎唱着 it is so late to apologise。! 说 Money , you deserve what you will suffer(摆姿势,要念咒语) ( 杰克逊的beat it ,just beat it, beat it ,will you listen to me ?will you listen to me ?will you listen to me? )悟空抱头大叫:“oh boss enough enough。please stop stop I will listen to you“ 八戒过来求情 :“boss he cant stand it now看着悟空痛苦样,哦米拖佛 poor money! 唐停止念咒 说:“ok、monkey, remember dont make such stupid mistakes again,you can go now 悟空抱着很痛的头摇摇晃晃的离开。唐僧看着八戒:“八戒 you also have to leave here ,your ugly pig face will make my friend scared,go go go !” 八戒不情愿地离开白2:hahaha.,白2白原形一起双人舞变换成白原形 音乐很 恐怖白原:idiot! .look who I am (变回原样,唐僧大喊救命)i will eat you.唐:啊 ! 悟空 悟空 八戒 come back come back白原:哈哈哈 shut up ! no one can save you now!hahahahahha 仰天大笑唐掏偷偷出电话:“hi honey,I am in danger now,come and save me !be quick!白原看到将电话拿过扔掉白原:哼,正要杀唐 做出姿势女:“stop !白原转过头来唐”oh darling you just come at the right time , thank god!“女:er ,I didnt tell you that I have bought a new airplane with a satellite map, so I can find you easily !cool huh?女:monster.i will finish you(举起魔杖,指着白原)白原:看着很吃惊you are the king of the girl country? it must have been hundreds of years since the last time when we were together 女:I am confused 。who are you ?白原:带上帽子变成一个男子 ,新白娘子传奇音乐响白原唱者:“oh 娘子 ,啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 !西湖美景三月天哟,春雨如酒柳如烟勒“女:”oh 相公,十年修得共船渡,百年修得共枕眠“白原和女合唱:若是千呀年呀有缘,白首同心在眼前。啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。!白首同心在眼前”,女:oh my darling I miss you all the time ,tears fall down everytime when I think of you 。低声哭泣着。白原:哎,边给女擦眼泪 honey, forgive me ,when we were apart last time ,on my way home ,god caught me and I was sent to prison by him、 。a few days ago I just came out secretly!女: 哼,not all the monsters are evil,god should not have treated you like that。白原:oh honey dont be sad now I am back ,we can live together forever ,right?女:”great , lets go back to my country ,this way please , my airplane is there ! 两人手拉手向飞机走去!留下唐僧一人。唐自言自语;“哎 ,my queen left me , how can she cheat me and break my young heart? 八戒赶过来看见唐很悲伤 说“boss, what happened?唐:“nothing ,I just miss my mother ok !八戒:oh boss dont be sad。When you miss her, you can call her and ask her to be online !then you can see her through the Internet。I think qq is a good choice !唐:“ok 八戒,lets go、where are your brothers ?八戒:boss they are waiting for us, we should continue our journey now 。唐”ok。音乐西游记 敢问路在何方 路在脚下、

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