2022年生活大爆炸_第一季_剧本台词_中英文对照. .pdf

第一季 6 集：The Middle Earth Paradigm -Rajesh: Okay, if no one else will say I will. We really suck at paintball. 好吧，如果没人说那就我来说。我们在彩弹比赛中的表现实在太差了！-Howard: That was absolutely humiliating. 真是太丢人了。-Leonard: Oh, come on! Some battles you win, some battles you lose. 好啦！有时候你会赢，有时候你会输嘛。-Rajesh: Yes, but you dont have to lose to Kyle Burnsteen Bar Mitzvah Party. 是的，但你没必要输给一帮凯恩斯威尔的 Bar Mitzvah -Leonard: I think we have to acknowledge, those was some fairly savage pre-adolescent Jews. 我想我们必须明白，他们是一些相当野性的青春期前期犹太人。they lost to a group of kids. 他们输给了一群小孩子. -Sheldon: No, we were annihilated by our own incompetence and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command. 不，我们是被自己的不在状态弄死的，有些人没能力跟上指令。-Leonard: Sheldon, let it go! Sheldon, 让它去吧！-Sheldon: No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back. 不，我想说的事实是， Wolowitz射了我的背！-Howard: I shot you for good reason. You were leading us into disaster! 我射你有很好的理由。你把我们领向了灾难！-Sheldon: I was giving clear, concise orders. 我给出了清晰而又简明的指令-Leonard: You hid behind a tree yelling, Get the kid in the yarmulke! Get the kid in the yarmulke! (a small circular cap worn by Jewish men) 你躲在一棵树后面叫“对付那个带亚莫克便帽的小子，对付那个带亚莫克便帽的小子”-Penny: Oh, hey, guys. 哦，嘿，朋友们-Men：Oh, hello.Hey. 哦, 你好 .嘿. -Howard: Morning, madam. 早，小姐 . 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 1 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - -Penny: So, how was paintball Did you have fun 那么, 彩弹怎么样你们玩得开心伐-Sheldon: Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun. 当然，如果你觉得被自己队伍的人杀掉很有趣的话。You clear space on your calendar - there will be an inquiry. 把你们的日程安排好，有事要找你们-Penny: Hey, Im having a party on Saturday, so if you guys are around, you should come on by. 周六我这儿有一个聚会，如果你们到时候在这里的话，你们应该过来-Leonard: A party 一个聚会-Penny: Yeah. 是的. -Howard: A. boy-girl party 一个. 男孩 -女孩 聚会-Penny: Well, there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party, so. 对, 会有些男孩子。而且也会有女孩，并且它是一个聚会，所以. Itll be a bunch of my friends. Well have some beer, do a little dancing. 到时有些我的朋友来。我们会喝点啤酒，跳跳舞之类. -Sheldon: Dancing 跳舞-Leonard: Yeah, I dont know, Penny. 是的, 我不知道 , Penny. -Sheldon: The thing is, were not. 事情是 ,我们不 . -Leonard: No, were really more of a.No. 不,我们更多是 .不. But thanks. Thanks for thinking of us. 但谢谢。谢谢你邀请我们。-Penny: Are you sure Come on, its Halloween. 你确定伐来吧，是万圣节嘛。-Sheldon: A Halloween party 万圣节聚会-Howard: As in. costumes 是不是 .需要化妆的那种-Penny: Well, yeah. 嗯, 是吧 . -Leonard: Is there a theme 有没有什么主题-Penny: Uh. Yeah, Halloween. 恩. 是啊, 万圣节 . -Sheldon: Yes, but are the costumes random, or genre-specific 是的, 但是是随意装扮， 还是有什么特名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 2 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - 别的类型-Penny: As usual, Im not following. 跟往常一样，我不太明白。-Leonard: Hes asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction, fantasy. 他是在问我们是否能打扮成科幻或非现实中的人物 . -Penny: Sure. 当然-Sheldon: What about comic books 那漫画书呢？-Penny: Fine. 可以啊。-Sheldon: Anime 日本动漫？-Penny: of course. 当然当然。-Sheldon: TV, film, D&D, manga, Greek gods, Roman gods, Norse gods. 电视 ,电影，古希腊众神, 古罗马众神 , 古挪威众神 . -Penny: Anything you want! Okay Any costume you want. 什么都可以 ! 好吗什么角色都可以。-Penny: Bye. 再见。-Howard: Gentlemen, to the sewing machines. 先生们，找缝纫机。-Leonard: Ill get it. Oh, no! 我来开。噢 , 不! -Sheldon: Oh, no! 噢, 不! -Rajesh: Make way for the fastest man alive! Oh, no! 给最快的人一条路走! 噢, 不! -Sheldon: See, this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting. 看到吧，所以我希望开一个关于扮演角色的会-Leonard: We all have other costumes. We can change. 我们都有别的扮演角色我们可以换的。-Rajesh: Or we could walk right behind each other all night 或者我们可以整晚跟在每个人后面走-Rajesh: and look like one person going really fast. 看上去像是一个人走得非常快-Howard: No, no, no. Its a boy-girl party, this Flash runs solo. 不, 不 , 不.这是一个男孩女孩聚会, 但闪电侠独来独往。名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 3 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - -Leonard: Okay. How about this Nobody gets to be The Flash. We all change. Agreed 好吧，那这个怎么样没人扮演闪电侠 . 我们都改，同意吗？-Men: Agreed. 同意-Leonard: I call Frodo! 我演 Frodo! -Men: Damn! 该死! -Rajesh: Sorry Im late, but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus. 对不起我迟到了，但我的锤子被公车车门夹住了。-Leonard: You went with Thor 你扮演雷神-Rajesh: What Just because Im Indian I cant be a Norse god 什么？就因为我是印度人我就不能是雷神No-no-no. Raj has to be an Indian god. Thats racism. 不不不 . Raj 才是印度的神 . 那是种族主义I mean, look at Wolowitz. 我的意思是，看看Wolowitz. Hes not English, but hes dressed like Peter Pan. 他 不 是 英 国 人 , 但 他 穿 得 像Peter Pan. Sheldon is neither sound nor light, but hes obviously the Doppler effect. Sheldon既没声音也没光,但他显然是多普勒效应。-Howard: Im not Peter Pan. 我不是 Peter Pan. -Howard: Im Robin Hood. 我是 Robin Hood. -Rajesh: Really Because I saw Peter Pan, and youre dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby. 是么？因为我看过Peter Pan, 而你穿得跟 Cathy Rigby一模一样 . She was a little bigger than you, but its basically the same look, man. 她比你稍大一些, 但基本上是一样的，朋友。-Leonard: Sheldon theres something I want to talk to you about before we go to the party. Sheldon ，在去聚会之前我有些话想跟你说。名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 4 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - -Sheldon: I dont care if anybody gets it. 我不介意有人知道。Im going as the Doppler effect. 我准备扮演多普勒效应。-Leonard: No, its not that. 不,不是指那个。-Sheldon: If I have to, I can demonstrate. Mew 如果有必要 ,我可以示范。 Mew -Leonard: Terrific. 完美. This party is my first chance for Penny to see me in the context of her social group, and. 这次聚会时我第一次有机会让Penny看到我。在她的社交圈里，所以-Leonard: and I need you not to embarrass me tonight. 我要你别在今晚丢我的脸。-Sheldon: What exactly do you mean by embarrass you 别丢你的脸是什么意思？-Leonard: For example, tonight, no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey. 比如说，今晚没人需要知道我的中间名是 Leakey 。-Sheldon: But theres nothing embarrassing about that. 但这没什么丢脸的。Your father worked with Louis Leakey, a great anthropologist. 你爸爸为 Louis Leakey 工作, 一个伟大的人类学者。Had nothing to do with your bed-wetting. 跟你尿床一点关系也没有。-Leonard: All Im saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity for Penny to see me as a member of her peer group, a potential close friend, and perhaps more. 我想说的是这个聚会是个很好的机会让 Penny 把我看成她交往群中的一员一个潜在的密友，或更进一步。And I dont want to look like a dork. 所以我不想被看成是一个蠢蛋。-Howard: Just a heads up, fellas. If anyone gets lucky, Ive got a dozen condoms in my quiver. 打起精神，伙计们。如果有谁走运，在我的箭筒里有一打避孕套-Penny: Hey, guys. 嘿, 男孩们 . -Leonard: Hey. Sorry were late. 嘿. 对不起我们来晚了。-Penny: Late Its 7:05. 晚 现在才 7:05. -Sheldon: You said the party starts at 7:00. 你说这聚会是7:00 开始 . 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 5 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - -Penny: Yeah, I mean, when you start a party at 7:00, no one shows up at, you know, 7:00. 是的，我的意思是，当你说7:00 开始一个聚会时 ,没人会 , 你知道 , 7:00准时出现的 . -Sheldon: Its 7:05. 可现在是 7:05 了. -Penny: Yes. Yes, it is. 是的. 是的 , 是的。Okay. Well, um, come on in. 好吧. 行了，嗯 , 进来吧 . -Howard: So, what, are all the girls in the bathroom 所以 , 那么 , 是不是所有的女孩子都在洗手间里-Penny: Probably, but in their own homes. 可能是 , 但是是在她们自己家的. -Sheldon: So, what time does the costume parade start 那么, 到底什么时候开始角色提名-Penny: The parade 提名-Sheldon: Yeah, so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume. 是啊 , 然后评判人可以颁出最佳角色扮演奖You know, most frightening, most authentic, most accurate visualization of a scientific principle. 比如，最令人恐惧奖，最具真实感奖，最准确科学原理视觉表现奖-Penny: Oh, Sheldon, Im sorry, but there arent going to be any parades or judges or prizes. No! 哦, Sheldon, 不好意思 ,但今天不会有任何提名或者评判或者颁奖-Sheldon: This party is just going to suck. 这个聚会正变得无趣-Penny: Come on, its going to be fun, and you all look great. I mean, look at you, Thor, and, oh, Peter Pan. Thats so cute. 不! 别这样， 会很有趣的， 你们都看上去很不错我是说，看看你，雷神，而你, 哦,Peter Pan. 真可爱。-Leonard: Actually, Penny, hes Robin Hood. 事实上 , Penny, 他是 Robin Hood. -Howard: Im Peter Pan. 我是 Peter Pan. And I got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it. 我有些带着你名字的精灵尘-Penny: No, you dont. Hey, whats Sheldon supposed to be 不，你没有。 嘿, Sheldon应该算什么名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 6 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - -Leonard: Oh, hes the Doppler effect. 噢, 他是多普勒效应-Sheldon: Yes. Its the apparent change in the frequency of a wave caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer. 是的 . 是一种波动频率的显著变化由波源和观察者的相对运动引起-Penny: Oh, sure, I see it now. The Doppler effect. 噢, 当然 , 我现在明白了 .多普勒效应 . All right, I got to shower. 好了，我要去洗个澡You guys. make yourselves comfortable. 你们，随便玩吧-Leonard: Okay. 行-Sheldon: See People get it. 看见了吗？别人能懂. -Rajesh: By Odins beard, this is good Chex Mix. 奥丁的胡子，这是不错的早餐混合物. -Howard: No, thanks. Peanuts. 不，谢谢 . 坚果. I cant afford to swell up in these tights. 太紧了，我没法弄松-Sheldon: Im confused. If theres no costume parade, what are we doing here 我糊涂了。如果没有角色扮演提名，我们在这干嘛-Leonard: Were socializing, meeting new people. 我们在社交，认识新朋友。-Sheldon: Telepathically 心灵感应-Penny: Oh, hey, when did you get here 哦, 嗨, 你们什么时候来的Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume Ive ever seen. Penny 是我见过的打扮最糟的猫女And that includes Halle Berrys. 也包括 Halle Berry的打扮-Leonard: Shes not Catwoman. Shes just a generic cat. 她不是猫女，她就是一只普通的猫。-Sheldon: And thats the kind of sloppy costuming which results from a lack of rules and competition. 这种角色扮演太马虎了，因为缺乏规则和竞争-Howard: Hey, guys, check out the sexy nurse. 喂, 伙计们 , 看那个性感护士I believe its time for me to turn my head and cough. 我想是到了我该转头咳嗽的时候了。-Rajesh: What is your move 你干嘛这么动名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 7 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - -Howard: Im going to use the mirror technique. 我准备用镜像技术She brushes her hair back, I brush my hair back. 她向后甩头，我也向后甩头She shrugs, I shrug. Subconsciously shes thinking, 她，我也耸肩，她会想Were in sync. We belong together. 我们是同步的。我们属于彼此。-Leonard: Where do you get this stuff 你从哪学来的-Howard: You know, psychology journals, internet research, and theres this great show on VH-1 about how to pick up girls. 告诉你 , 心理学杂志 , 互联网研究 ,在VH-1上有个很好的节目关于怎么去钓姑娘的-Rajesh: If only I had his confidence! 如果我有他的自信就好了. I have such difficulty speaking to women, or around women. or at times even effeminate men. 我跟女人说话太难了. 或是被女人围着. 或只是些女里女气的男人. -Howard: If thats a working stethoscope, maybe youd like to hear my heart skip a beat 如果有个听诊器,也许你想听听我已经停止的心跳 . -Woman A: No, thanks. 不。谢谢。-Howard: No, seriously, you can. I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia. 不, 认真的说 , 你是可以的 . 我有暂时性突发心律失常. -Leonard: I want to get to know Pennys friends, I just. 我想认识些Penny 的朋友 , 我就是 . I dont know how to talk to these people. 我就是不知道该怎么和这些人说话-Sheldon: Well, I actually might be able to help. 其实，实际上我可以提供些帮助。-Leonard: How so 怎么做-Sheldon: Like Jane Goodall observing the apes, I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured. 就像Jane Goodall 观察大猩猩 , 一开始我看到他们的交互是令人困惑和杂乱的。But patterns emerge. 但模式开始显现出来。They have their own language, if you will. 他们有他们自己的语言, 如果你想了名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 8 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - 解。-Leonard: Go on. 继续. -Sheldon: Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting, How wasted am I which is met with an approving chorus of, Dude. 好，看起来当新来者接近已存在的群体时。会这样打招呼， “我是不是看上去很醉了？”然后会听到很多赞许的声音， 花花公子 . -Leonard: Then what happens 然后呢-Sheldon: Thats as far as Ive gotten. 我只了解这些。-Leonard: This is ridiculous. 真是莫名其妙Im jumping in. 我要加入进去了。-Sheldon: Good luck. 祝你好运。-Leonard: No, youre coming with me. 不，你跟着我。-Sheldon: Oh, I hardly think so. 不，我想还是不要了。-Leonard: Come on. 来吧-Sheldon: Arent you afraid Ill embarrass you 你不是怕我让你丢脸？-Leonard: Yes, but I need a wing man. 是的，但我需要一个翅膀男。-Sheldon: All right, but if were going to use flight metaphors, 好吧，但如果我们准备用飞行做比喻的话。Im much more suited to being the guy from the FAA analyzing wreckage. 我更适合成为FAA 分析失事人员。-Woman B ：Ah, hi. 啊, 嗨. -Sheldon: hi. 嗨。-Leonard: hello. 你好. -Woman B ：So what are you supposed to be 那么你是什么-Sheldon: Me Ill give you a hint. 我 我给你点暗示 . 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 9 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - -Woman B ：A choo-choo train 一个火车头？-Sheldon: Close! 差不多了。-Woman B ：A brain damaged choo-choo train 一个脑壳坏掉的火车头-Woman C ：How wasted am I 我是不是看上去很醉-Woman D: I still dont get it. 我还是不知道 . -Sheldon: Im the Doppler effect. 我是多普勒效应。-Woman D: Okay, if thats some sort of learning disability, 好了，如果那算是什么学习障碍，I think its very insensitive. 我觉得这很难对上. -Leonard: Why dont you just tell people youre a zebra 为什么不直接告诉大家你是头斑马-Sheldon: Why dont you just tell people youre one of the seven dwarves 为什么不直接告诉人们你是七个小矮人之一-Leonard: Because Im Frodo. 因为我是 Frodo. -Sheldon: Yes, well, Im the Doppler effect. 是的，那么，我是多普勒效应. -Leonard: Oh, No. 哦, 不. -Sheldon: What 什么-Leonard: Thats Pennys ex-boyfriend. 那是 Penny 的前男友-Sheldon: What do you suppose hes doing here 你觉得他来这里干嘛？Besides disrupting the local gravity field. 除了扰乱本地重力场. -Leonard: If he were any bigger, hed have moons orbiting him. 如果他再大些，就能让月亮绕着他转了。-Sheldon: Oh, snap. 哦, 干脆 . So, I guess well be leaving now. 所以，我想我们该走了. -Leonard: Why should we leave 为什么我们要走？For all we know he crashed the party and Penny doesnt even want him here. 我们都知道他搞砸了聚会而Penny 根本不希望他在这名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 10 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - -Sheldon: You have a backup hypothesis 你有别的什么假设么？-Leonard: Maybe they just want to be friends. 也许他们只是想变成朋友-Sheldon: Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more. 或者她想变成朋友而他想要更多的-Leonard: Then he and I are on equal ground. 那么他和我是在同一个起点-Sheldon: Yes, but youre much closer to it than he is. 是的，但你比他更接近那个起点-Leonard: Look, if this was 1,500 years ago, by virtue of his size and strength, Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners. 你说，如果这是在 1500 年前根据他的尺寸和力量， Kurt 有资格选择他想要的女人。-Sheldon: And male partners, animal partners, large primordial eggplants 和男人，动物，巨型原始茄子。-Sheldon: pretty much whatever tickled his fancy. 越漂亮越合他意-Leonard: Yes, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift. 是的，但我们的社会已经经历了转变。In the Information Age, Sheldon, you and I are the alpha males. 在信息时代， Sheldon, 你和我就是大男子主义者。-Leonard: We shouldnt have to back down. 我们应该不必倒退到过去-Sheldon: True. Why dont you text him that and see if he backs down 对。为什么你不给他发条消息看看他是不是倒退回去？-Leonard: No. Im going to assert my dominance face-to-face. 不。我准备面对面地坚持我的优势。-Sheldon: Face-to-face Are you going to wait for him to sit down, or are you going to stand on the coffee table 面对面？你准备等着他坐下，还是你准备站到咖啡桌上去-Leonard: Hello, Penny.Hello, Kurt. 你好, Penny. 你好, Kurt. -Penny: Hey, guys, are you having a good time 嘿, 伙计们 , 玩得开心伐-Sheldon: Given the reaction to my costume, this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system. 如果是说对我扮相的反应，这个聚会是对美国教育体系的一次严厉控诉。名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 11 页，共 17 页 - - - - - - - - - -Kurt: What, youre a zebra, right 那么，你是头斑马，对么？-Sheldon: Yet another child left behind. 现在又有一个小孩落在了后面。-Kurt: What are you supposed to be, an elf 你又是什么，一个小精灵？-Leonard: No, Im a hobbit. 不，我是一个霍比人。-Kurt: Whats the difference 有什么区别？-Leonard: A hobbit is a mortal halfling inhabitant of Middle Earth, whereas an elf is an immortal, tall warrior. 霍比人是中古时期的模子比较小的人类。而精灵不是人类，高武士。-Kurt: So why the hell would you want to be a hobbit 那么为什么你想成为一个霍比人？-Le