老友记第一季-中英文字幕 2.docx

精品名师归纳总结其次十一集Mother ,just once, can we go to lunch.妈妈 ,能不能就那么一次,我们一起吃饭时.and not talk about what I'm wearing or where my career is going.你不要谈论我的衣着和我的工作Or who I'm dating.包括我和谁约会-Ready for the check. -God,yes.-预备好买单了 . -天哪 ,是的-I'll take it. -No,darling.-我来吧 . -不,亲爱的I said I'll take it. Here,take it. Go. Run.我说了我来 .这里 ,拿着 ,走 ,跑Very sweet.真甜美啊-And on what they pay you -Career.-他们究竟为什么给你工钱. -工作You don't have to worry about me. I'm doing fine.你不用担忧我 .我做的很好I'm afraid this has been denied.我想这张卡被禁用了That's impossible.这不行能That's all right,dear. Here you go.好吧 ,亲爱的 ,用这张吧The One With The Fake Monica六人行 第 1 季 第 21 集 假莫妮卡How'd someone get your card number.怎么会有人知道你的信用卡号码. No idea. Look how much they spent.我也不知道 ,你看他们花了多少钱You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.你只须付你所买的东西Still ,it's just such reckless spending.我知道 ,他真是挥霍无度When somebody steals.我想他偷去你的信用卡时.they've already thrown caution to the wind.根本就已忘了王法Wow “奇妙拖把” That's me.我买的You see,when I say geek,I mean你看 ,我说变态 ,我的意思是The hell with it,you bought a $70 mop,you're a geek.怎么回事 ,你花了 70 块买一把拖把 ,你是个变态Oh ,yuck. Ross,he's doing it again.哦,厌恶 .罗斯,他又这么干了Marcel ,stop humping the lamp.马修 ,别再侵害那盏灯了Stop humping. Now,Marcel,come Come here,Marcel.停止侵害 .现在 ,马修 ,过来 ,马修Oh ,no. Not in my room. I'll get him.不,又到我房里了 ,我去抓它出来You've got to do something about that.罗斯 ,你得想方法阻挡What . It's just a phase.什么.这只是个阶段Well ,that's what we said about Joey.我们当时也是这么说乔伊的You'd think you would be more understanding.你们能多给点懂得吗 .I know. But we're not.我明白 .可是我们不能Would you all relax. It's not that big a deal.你们冷静点行吗 .这又没什么了不得-Marcel,stop it. Marcel. Bad monkey. -What.-马修 ,停,坏猴子 -又怎么了 .Let's say my Curious George is no longer curious.我只能说 ,我的奇怪乔治玩偶不再奇怪You are not still going over that thing.摩妮卡 ,你仍是无法释怀-This woman's living my life. -What.-这女人过着我的生活-什么 .She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me.她过着我的生活 ,而且过得比我好Look at this. Look. She buys tickets to plays I wanna see.看,她买的戏票是我始终想看的戏She shops where I'm afraid of the salespeople.她买的衣服是我早就想买的-She spent $300 on art supplies. -You're not an artist. -她花了三百块买艺术用品-你又不是艺术家I might be if I had the supplies.假如有艺术用品 ,我或许已是个艺术家I mean,I could do all this stuff. Only I don't. 我原来可以的 ,只是现在不是Oh ,Monica,come on. You do cool things. 摩妮卡 ,别泄气 ,你做的工作很酷Really . Let's compare,shall we. 真的.我们来做比较 ,好吗.Oh ,it's so late for "shall we."现在说“好吗”有点太迟了Do I horseback ride in the park.我到过公园骑马吗 .-Do I take classes at the New School. -No.-我在新学校上过课吗 . -没有She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.她拥有我想要的一切 ,而且她没有我妈-How about Joey Paponi. -No,still too ethnic.-乔依帕波尼如何 . -不好,太有种族意味了-My agent wants a more neutral name. -Joey Switzerland.-我的经纪人认为 ,我该取个中立一点的名字 -乔伊瑞士 .可编辑资料 - - - 欢迎下载精品名师归纳总结Plus,I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I'm this big:而且 ,我应当就是乔 , 乔伊让我感觉这么大Which I'm not.可我不是 Joe,Joe,Joe Stalin.乔乔斯大林 . Stalin .斯大林Do I know that name. It sounds familiar.我熟识这名字吗 .听得很熟识Well ,it does not ring a bell with me.我没印象But you're more plugged into that show business thing.但是你是深深陷在表演事业之中了啊Joe Stalin.乔斯大林You know,that's pretty good.这名字很好You might wanna try Joseph.或许你想试试乔瑟夫Joseph Stalin.乔瑟夫斯大林-I think you'd remember that. -Yes.-我好像记得这个名字-是的Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.“别了 ,鸟儿”乔瑟夫斯大林主演Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.“屋顶上的提琴手”中的乔瑟夫斯大林Hi . Yes,this is Monica Geller.对,我是摩妮卡盖勒I'm taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were.我想有在你们那里上课,我想知道是哪些课I've had a recent head injury and certain numbers我最近头部受伤 ,只记得一些数字了Barbecue . Oh,did l. See,there you go.野外烤肉 .哦,我应当去吗 .好的-What are you doing. -All right,great.-你在干什么 . -太好了 ,感谢Great . Thanks a lot. I'm going to tap class.太棒了 ,特别感谢 ,我要去上踢踏舞课To dance with the woman that stole your card.和偷你信用卡的人一起跳踢踏. To see what she looks like.这样你就可以知道她长什么样子I'm sure her picture's up at the post office.我可以确定她的照片就挂在邮局里面I should get to see who she is.我应当去看看她是何方神圣You're kind of losing it here. This is becoming a weird obsession.摩妮卡 ,你有点失去理智了,你被这件事所完全操控This is madness,I tell you.我跟你说 ,这叫做疯狂For the love of God,Monica, don't do it.上帝保佑 ,摩妮卡别这么做Thank you.感谢-What do you think. -Lots of things.-你们怎么认为 . -很多-Which one is she. -May I help you.-你认为是哪一个 . -我能帮你们什么吗.No,thanks. We're just here to observe.感谢 ,我们是来参观的You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class.舞蹈课不是参观来的 ,舞蹈课来跳舞的Spare shoes are over there.那儿有舞鞋What does she mean.什么意思 .I think she means "You dance a dance class."我想她是叫我们进去跳-Come on,come on,come on. -Really.-来吧 ,来吧 ,来吧 -真的 .Do you see anybody you think could be me.有观察我的分身吗.Last time there were yogurt containers lying around after class.各位 ,上回有人在教室留下酸乳空瓶-Let's not have that happen again. -She could be you.-期望别再发生那种事-她可能是你Let's get started.开头吧Five,six. Five,six,seven,eight.五,六,五,六,七,八-Okay,I'm not getting this. -I'm totally getting it.-我跟不上 -我完全融人Do you ever feel like you're so uncoordinated.你不会觉得 ,自己有时毫无和谐感吗 .What . You click when they click.怎么了 .只要他们踢的时候你踢就是了All right,everyone grab a partner.各位找个舞伴All right. And my dead mother said you are it. I'm with Rachel.我死去的妈说就是你 ,我和瑞秋Great ,it's gym class all over again.这下可好 ,体育课的旧事又重演了You can come up to the front and dance with me.无所谓 ,你过来和我一起跳Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.我何不脱下衣服来场恶梦. It's okay,it's okay. I'm here, I'm here. I'm so sorry I'm late.没关系 ,我来了愧疚 ,我迟到Okay ,here I am. So who's the new tense girl.来了 ,那个紧急的新人是谁 .-She's your partner. -Hi,I'm Monica.-你的舞伴 -我叫摩妮卡Oh ,Monica.摩妮卡可编辑资料 - - - 欢迎下载精品名师归纳总结Hi ,I'm Mon我叫摩-Nana. -Monana.-娜娜 -摩娜娜-It's Dutch. -You're kidding. -是荷兰人的名字-你在开玩笑吧I spent three years in Amsterdam.我在阿姆斯特丹住了三年Pennsylvania Dutch.我是宾夕法尼亚州的荷兰人And we're dancing. Five,six,seven,eight.开头吧 .五,六,七,八Hi .嗨-Hey. Where have you been. -I just got back from the vet.-你上哪儿去了-我刚从兽医回来She's not gonna make you wear a big plastic cone.她没叫你戴那种塑胶套吧.She says Marcel's humping is not a phase.她说马修乱性不是临时的Apparently ,he's reached sexual maturity.明显它已性成熟Hey ,he beat you.嘿,它超过你了She says,as time goes on, he's gonna start getting violent.她说它会越来越暴力 ,入侵性越来越强So,what does this mean.这代表什么 .I have to give him up.我们不能再养它了I can't believe it. This sucks.我真不敢信任 ,这真是太扯了You just got him. How could he be an adult already.我不懂 ,你才刚养它 ,它怎会突然成熟了.I know. One day he's this little thing.我知道 ,之前它只是个小东西.and then he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.不知不觉中它就紧抓住我的腿不放的小东西Isn't there any way to keep him.你没有任何方法再饲养它吗.No. The vet said unless he's in a place.没方法 ,兽医说除非有个的方.where he has regular access. 让它获得正常的.to some monkey loving. 猴爱. he's just gonna get vicious. 否就它会变得愈来愈残暴I just gotta get him into a zoo.我得将它送到动物园-How do you get a monkey into a zoo. -I know.-你如何把它送进动物园 . -我知道No,that's popes into a Vokswagen.不,那是教皇进入大众汽车We're applying to a lot. Our first choice would be a big state zoo.我们处处申请 , 当然大型州立动物园是优先考虑You know,like San Diego. Right.比方说圣的牙哥动物园But that may just be a pipe dream. He's out-of-state.那可能只是遥不行及的理想,由于它在加州My vet knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.兽医说她熟识迈阿密的伴侣,或许有可能But that's two blocks from the beach. It's a total party zoo.那儿好像离海滩只有两条街, 肯定是个疯狂动物园We found the girl.我们找到她了-Did you call the cops. -We took her to lunch.-你们喊警察了吗 . -没有 ,我们和她吃午餐Oh ,your own brand of vigilante justice.你们自己的“自治正义”Are you insane. This woman stole from you.你疯了 .那女人偷了你的东西She stole. She's a stealer.她偷东西 ,她是个小偷After you're with this woman for 10 minutes,you forget that.和这女人相处特别钟后, 你就会把这些全忘了I mean,she's this astounding person with this amazing spirit.她简直是奇女子 ,兴奋人心Which she probably stole from some cheerleader.她可能是从某位啦啦队队员那儿偷来的-Take off their hats. -Popes in a V okswagen.-脱下他们的帽子-大众车上的教皇I love that joke.我喜爱这个笑话-No way. No way did you do this. -Monana was very brave.-不行能 ,你不行能这么做-摩娜娜相当英勇We told them we were the Gundersons in room 61 5.我说我们是 615 房的冈氏姐妹.only to find out the Boston Celtics had the entire floor.结果波士顿塞尔提克已包下整个六楼When they saw that we're short and have breasts.他们知道我们又矮又有胸部时They threw us out. I was thrown out of a hotel. Me.他们就把我们轰出来 ,我被轰出饭店 ,我Go ,Monana.干得好 ,摩娜娜You ladies are not the only ones living the dream.不是只有你们活在梦中可编辑资料 - - - 欢迎下载精品名师归纳总结I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up.我得去为我不熟识的人倒咖啡,不用等我了Oh ,by the way.对了.tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show.明天我们要去参与百老汇的试演-Excuse me. -There's an open call for Cats.-什么. -“猫”剧仍有一个缺额I'm thinking we sing "Memories".我想我们可以去唱“回忆”.and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say.让自己当个傻子,如何.No,no,no. Remember who you're dealing with here.不,记得你身旁的人是谁I can't even stand in front of a tap class.我和你不一样我连站在踢踏舞教室前都有困难That's because of your Amish background.由于你有阿米许的血统-What. -You're Pennsylvania Dutch,right.-什么 . -你不是宾州荷兰人吗 .Right . Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned.对,直到我买了吹风机被逐出村里I was just like you. And then,one day, I saw a movie that changed my life.我过去也和你一样有一天我看了出转变我人生的电影Did you ever see Dead Poets Society.看过春风化雨吗 .I thought that movie was so incredibly boring.我认为这电影实在是太无聊了That thing at the end where the kid.那孩子在电影的结局时.kills himself because he can't be in the play.自杀了 .只因他无法演出话剧 .It's like,"Kid,wait a year. Leave home,do some community theater."这是在干什么 . 他再等一年离家 ,到社区话剧团去I thought,"That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back."走出电影院时我想, 我这逝去两小时的生命 ,永久不再回That scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.这想法震动了我 ,从今我便准时行乐Wow . Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.那么我不敢举荐 “窈窕奶爸” 了Oh ,God.上帝We didn't get into Scranton.我们进不了斯克兰顿了That was,like,our safety zoo.那是我们保底的动物园They take,like,dogs and cows.他们连狗和牛都收See,I don't know who this is harder on,me or him.我不懂是我仍是它比较难过I'd say that chair's taking the brunt of it.我想应当椅子最可怜Marcel . Marcel. Marcel,no.马修 ,马修 ,马修不Good boy. See. How can nobody want him.乖,为何没人要它 .Somebody will.肯定有人会要的You know,there already is a Joseph Stalin.早就有人叫乔瑟夫斯大林了You're kidding.开什么玩笑Apparently ,he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered people.明显他是屠杀各种民族的俄国专制者-You'd think you would've known that. -You'd think I would've.-你怎么会不知道 . - 你怎么认为我知道Hey ,how about Joey Heatherton.嗨,乔伊 .汉密尔顿Come on,I told you I don't wanna go back to Joey.拜托 ,我告知过你不要用回乔伊What do you think a good stage name for me would be.你认为我该取什么艺名. Flame Boy.火焰男孩Where exactly is your zoo.你的动物园在哪儿.Well ,it's technically not a zoo,per se.就技术上而言不算是动物园It's more of an interactive wildlife experience.而是一种互动式野生动物体验Let me ask you some questions about Marcel.我想请教你几个关于马修的问题-Does he fight with other animals. -No,no. He's very docile.-它会和其他动物打架吗 . -不会的 ,它特别温驯Even if he were cornered.假如被逼进角落里去时了.Well ,I don't know. Why.我不知道 ,干嘛问 .How is he at handling small objects.它掌控小东西的才能为何.He can hold a banana, if that's what you mean.它会拿香蕉 ,假如你是这意思的话What about a hammer or a small blade.铁槌或小刀了 .Why would he need a blade.为什么 .为何要小刀 .If he's up against an animal with horns.面对狮虎或有角的动物.you got to give him something.你得拿些东西给它自我防卫可编辑资料 - - - 欢迎下载精品名师归纳总结Otherwise ,it's just cruel.否就就太残酷了-He got into San Diego. -What.-它能去圣的牙哥了-什么 .We came back from our walk. The phone was ringing.我们漫步回来声见铃响He's in.然后它就录用了Did you hear that,Marcel. San Diego. San Diego.听见没 ,马修 ,是圣的牙哥You're making a mistake. San Diego's good.你大错特错了 ,圣的牙哥环境良好没错. but I'll start him off against a blind rabbit.假如你把它交给我我就能训练它对抗瞎眼的兔子.and give you 20% of the gate.而且我仍可以给你百分之二十的门票收入Where have you been.你究竟跑哪儿去了.Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.我和摩妮卡刚跑去参与大使馆舞会I think I kissed an archbishop.我想我吻了大主教But ,of course, it could've been a chef.当然 ,他们有自己的厨师-Are you drunk. -No.-你喝醉了 . -才没有了-I'm lying. I am so drunk. -Oh,God.-骗你的 ,我醉醺醺的 -天哪You know what. You could've called.摩妮卡 ,你该打通回来的I've been worried Monica.我始终在家里担忧你Water rules.好过瘾Yes. Yes,it does.没错The restaurant called. They wanna know if you're showing up for work.餐厅今日又来电了 , 他们想知道你仍要不要去上班Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today.不去 .我今日要去大苹果马戏团You're gonna lose your job. This is not you.你快丢掉工作了 ,你变了No,it is me.不,这正是我I'm not just the person who fluffs the pillows.我不只是那种必需拍松枕头.and pays the bills right away.帐单一来马上去缴款的人You know,when I'm with her, I'm so much more than that.和她在一起 ,我就超越了那种人I'm Monana.我是摩娜娜Hello . Yes,she is. Hold on a second please.对,她在 ,等等Monana ,it's for you. The credit card people.摩娜娜 ,你的,信用卡公司打来的Hello .你好Yes.是吗 .Oh ,my God.天那-Thanks. -What.-感谢 . -怎么啦 .They've arrested Monica.他们已逮到摩妮卡-Hi. -Hi.-嗨.-嗨How are you.你好吗 .Not too bad. Fortunately,blue's my color.不太糟 ,幸好我喜爱蓝色How did you know I was here.你怎会知道我在这儿 .Because I'm Monica Geller.由于我是摩妮卡盖勒It was my credit card you were using.你用的是我的信用卡That I was not expecting.真是没想到I want you to know, I didn't turn you in.我想让你知道 ,去报案的人不是我-Thanks. -No,thank you.-感谢你 -不,我要感谢你You have given me so much.你带给我太多了I'd never have gotten to sing.假如不是你 ,我就不行能. "Memories" at the Winter Garden Theater. 在冬园剧场唱“回忆”Actually ,you only got to sing "Memo"老实说你只开口唱了“回”而已I can't believe you're here. What will I do without you.我不敢信任你会在这儿失去你我该怎么办 .Who's gonna crash parties with me.谁会和我去大使馆宴会Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus.谁带我去大苹果马戏团 .I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women.我在 25 个女人面前尿尿绽开一天的生活.and you're worried about who'll take you to the circus.你却担忧没人带你去看马戏.Well ,not worried, you know,just wondering.不是担忧 ,只是疑心There's nothing to wonder about.没什么好疑心的You'll go back to being who you were. That's who you are.你连续做你自己 ,由于那才是真正的可编辑资料 - - - 欢迎下载精品名师归纳总结你-Not necessarily. -Yes,necessarily.I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the-那没必要吖Amish thing.-那很必要我不知道是为什么或许和你是阿米许人有关-I'm not actually Amish. -Really. Then why are you like that.-我不是阿米许人-真的 .为何你那么怪 .-You,by the door,in or out. -ln.-门旁的那个 ,加不加入 . -加人-You're getting it all wrong. -But at least I'm doing it.-后面的 ,你完全跳错了-至少我在跳This is the final boarding call for Flight 67.这是飞往圣的牙哥67 次航班的. to San Diego at gate 42A.最终一次登机通知Okay ,goodbye,little monkey guy. All right,I wrote you this poem.再见 ,猴子小伙 .好的 ,我会给你写诗的Okay ,but don't eat it till you get on the plane.上飞机后才能吃Thank you,Aunt Phoebe.感谢你 ,菲比阿姨Okay ,bye,champ.再见了There'llbe a lot of babes in San Diego.我知道圣的牙哥那儿 ,你将有很多美丽美眉. but remember, there's also a lot to learn.记得要学习的也很多I don't know what to say,Ross. It's a monkey.我不知该说什么 ,罗斯 ,它是一只猴子Just say what you feel,Joey.说出你的感觉就成了-Marcel,I'm hungry. -That was good.-马修 ,我饿了 -这句不错Marcel ,this is for you.马修 ,这是给你的It's just,you know,something.给你 ,你知道