英语小故事3分钟诙谐.docx
英语小故事3分钟诙谐一些诙谐的英语故事,能激起我们浏览英语的兴趣,进而提高英语的浏览能力,今天学习啦我在这里为大家共享一些英语小故事3分钟诙谐,欢迎大家浏览!3分钟诙谐英语小故事篇一VeryPleasedtoMeetYouDuringWorldWarII,alotofyoungwomeninBritainwereinthearmy.JoanPhillipswasoneofthem.Sheworkedinabigcamp,andofcoursemetalotofmen,officersandsoldiers.OneeveningshemetCaptainHumphreysatadance.Hesaidtoher,Imgoingabroadtomorrow,butIdbeveryhappyifwecouldwritetoeachother.Joanagreed,andtheywroteforseveralmonths.Thenhislettersstopped,butshereceivedonefromanotherofficer,tellingherthathehadbeenwoundedandwasinacertainarmyhospitalinEngland.Joanwentthereandsaidtothematron,IvecometovisitCaptainHumphreys.Onlyrelativesareallowedtovisitpatientshere,thematronsaid.Oh,thatsallright,answeredJoan.Imhissister.Imverypleasedtomeetyou,thematronsaid,Imhismother!在第二次世界大战中,有很多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作,当然碰到了很多男士,包括军官和兵士。一天晚上她在舞会上碰到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她讲,我明天就要出国,但假如我们能够互相写信,我会很高兴。琼同意了,于是他们几个月里一直通着信。后来,他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信,告诉她,他受伤了,住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。琼到了医院,她对护士长讲,我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。这里只要亲属能够探望病人。护士长讲。噢,是的,琼讲,我是他的妹妹。很高兴认识你,护士长讲,我是他的母亲。3分钟诙谐英语小故事篇二TwoSoldiersTwosoldierswereincamp.ThefirstonesnamewasGeorge,andthesecondonesnamewasBill.Georgesaid,haveyougotapieceofpaperandanenvelope,Bill?Billsaid,Yes,Ihave,andhegavethemtohim.ThenGeorgesaid,NowIhaventgotapen.Billgavehimhis,andGeorgewrotehisletter.Thenheputitintheenvelopeandsaid,haveyougotastamp,Bill?Billgavehimone.ThenBillgotupandwenttothedoor,soGeorgesaidtohim,Areyougoingout?BillSaid,Yes,Iam,andheopenedthedoor.Georgesaid,Pleaseputmyletterintheboxintheoffice,and.Hestopped.Whatdoyouwantnow?Billsaidtohim.Georgelookedattheenvelopeofhisletterandanswered,Whatsyourgirl-friendsaddress?军营里有二名兵士,一个叫乔治,一个叫比尔。乔治问:比尔,你有信纸、信封吗?比尔讲:有。然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。乔治又讲:我还没有笔呢。比尔又把本人的笔给了他。乔治开场写信。写完后把信放进信封里,又问:比尔,你有邮票吗?比尔给了他一张。这时比尔站起来,向门口走去。乔治问:你要出去吗?比尔讲:是的。随即打开了门。乔治讲:请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里,还有.他停住了。你还要什么?比尔问。乔治看着信封讲:你女朋友的地址是-?3分钟诙谐英语小故事篇三FiveMonthsOlderTheSecondWorldWarhadbegun,andJohnwantedtojointhearmy,buthewasonly16yearsold,andboyswereallowedtojoinonlyiftheywereover18.Sowhenthearmydoctorexaminedhim,hesaidthathewas18.ButJohnsbrotherhadjoinedthearmyafewdaysbefore,andthesamedoctorhadexaminedhimtoo.Thisdoctorrememberedtheolderboysfamilyname,sowhenhesawJohnspapers,hewassurprised.Howoldareyou?hesaid.Eighteen,sir,saidJohn.Butyourbrotherwaseighteen,too,saidthedoctor.Areyoutwins?Oh,no,sir,saidJohn,andhisfacewentred.MybrotherisfivemonthsolderthanIam.大五个月第二次世界大战开场了,约翰想参军,可他只要十六岁,当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时,他讲他已经十八岁了。可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天,而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时,感到非常惊奇。你多大了?军医问。十八,长官。约翰讲。可你的哥哥也是十八岁,你们是双胞胎吗?约翰脸红了,讲:哦,不是,长官,我哥哥比我大五个月。3分钟诙谐英语小故事篇四WestPointMyfather,brotherandIvisitedWestPointtoseeafootballgamebetweenArmyandBostonCollege.Takingastrollbeforekickoff,wemetmanycadetsinneatlypresseduniforms.Severalvistingfansaskedtherecruitsiftheywouldposeforphotographs,toshowoursonwhattoexpectifheshouldattendWestPoint.Onemiddle-agedcoupleapproachedaveryattractivefemalecadetandaskedhertoposeforapicture.Theyexplained,WewanttoshowoursonwhathemissedbynotcomingtoWestPoint.父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与波士顿大学之间的橄榄球赛。开场之前,我们四处转了转,碰到很多穿着整洁制服的学员。几名游客问新兵能否愿意摆出军姿来让他们摄。好让我们的儿子知道,假如他到西点军校来学习会得到什么。一对中年夫妇走近一名非常漂亮的女学员,问她能否愿意摆个姿势照相。他们解释讲:我们想让儿子知道他没来西点军校错过了什么。 (6)PresentforGirlfriendAtajewelrystore,ayoungmanboughtanexpensivelocketasapresentforhisgirlfriend.ShallIengravehernameonit?thejewelerasked.Thecustomerthoughtforamoment,andthensaid,No-engraveitTomyoneandonlylove.Thatway,ifweeverbreakup,Icanuseitagain.猜你喜欢:1.英语小故事3分钟2.有趣的三分钟英语故事大全3.英语小故事4.英语小故事1分钟诙谐5.3分钟英语小故事3个