英语笑话带翻译一分钟_1.docx

英语笑话带翻译一分钟笑话是一种重要的交际手段,在人们的日常生活中起着重要作用,在社会文化中占据着重要地位。学习啦我整理了一分钟英语笑话带翻译，欢迎浏览!一分钟英语笑话带翻译篇一thatswhyjimmystartedpaintingwhenhewasthreeyearsold,andwhenhewasfive,hewasalreadyverygoodatit.hepaintedmanybeautifulandinterestingpictures,andpeoplepaidalotofmoneyforthem.theysaid,thisboysgoingtobefamouswhenheslittleolder,andthenweregoingtosellthesepicturesforalotmoremoney.jimmyspicturesweredifferentfromotherpeoplesbecauseheneverpaintedonallofthepaper.hepaintedonhalfofit,andtheotherhalfwasalwaysempty.thatsveryclever,everyonesaid,nobodyelsedoesthat!onedaysomebodyboughtoneofjimmyspicturesandthensaidtohim,pleasetellmethis,jimmy.whydoyoupaintonthebottomhalfofyourpictures,butnotonthetophalf?becauseimsmall,jimmysaid,andmyburshesdontreachveryhigh.原来如此吉米三岁开场画画，五岁时已经画得很好了。他画了很多美丽而有趣的画，人们出高价购买。他们讲，这个孩子长大一点肯定会知名，我们能够靠这些画大赚一笔。吉米的画与众不同。由于他从来不在整张纸上作画。他只画一半的纸，而另一半他总空着。构思多么巧妙啊!大家都讲，从来没有人这么做过。有一天，一个人买了吉米的画，然后问他：请告诉我，吉米，你为什么总是在纸的下半部分画画，而不是在纸的上半部分?吉米讲，由于我个头小，够不着上面。一分钟英语笑话带翻译篇二thingshavebeenokayayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.theytookhimtospecialists,butthedoctorsfoundnothingwrongwithhim.thenonemorningatbreakfasttheboysuddenlyblurted,mom,thetoastisburned.youtalked!youtalked!shoutedhismother.imsohappy!butwhyhasittakedthislong?well,uptillnow,saidtheboy,thingshavebeenokay.一切都正常一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开品讲话，他们对此深感焦虑。他们带他去找专家诊治，但医生们总觉得他没有缺点。后来有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子忽然开口了：妈妈，面包烤焦了。你讲话了!你讲话了!他母亲叫了起来。我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢?哦，在这之前，那男孩讲，一切都很正常。一分钟英语笑话带翻译篇三aprobleminarithmeticbillisagoodstudentandanintelligentboy.helikestostudyarithmetic,andhecandoallofthearithmeticproblemsinhisbookeasily.onedayonhiswaytoschoolbillpassedafruitstore.therewasasigninthewindowwhichsaid,apple-sixforfivecents.anideacametobillandhewentintothestore.howmucharetheapples?heaskedthestore.sixforfivecents.butidontwantsixapples.howmanyapplesdoyouwant?itisnotaquestionofhowmanyapplesiwant.itisaprobleminarithmetic.whatdoyoumeanbyaprobleminarithmetic?askedtheman.well,ifsixapplesarewrothfivecents,thenfiveapplesareworthfourcents,fourapplesareworththreecents,threeapplesareworthrwocents,twoapplesareworthonecentandoneappleisworthnothing.ionlywantoneapple,andifoneappleisworthnothingthenitisnotnecessaryformetopayyou.billpickedoutagoodapple,begantoeatit,andwalkedhappilyoutofthestore.themanlookedattheyoungboywithsuchsurprisethathecouldnotsayaword.一个数学问题比尔是一个好学生，也是个聪明的孩子。他喜欢学数学，课本上所有的数学问题他都能不费力地解答。有一天，在上学路上，比尔经过一家水果店。该店窗户上有个招牌上写着：苹果-五美分六个。比尔脑筋一转，进了店门。苹果怎么卖?五美分六个。但我不想要六个。你想要几个?这不是我想要几个的问题。这是个数学问题。数学问题?你讲这话是什么意思?你看，假如六个苹果五美分，那么五个苹果四美分，四个苹果三美分，三个苹果二美分，二个苹果一美分，一个苹果就不要钱。我只要一个苹果，假如一个苹果一分钱也不要的话，那我也就没必要给你钱了。比尔拣了一个好苹果，开场吃了起来，然后兴高采烈地迈出了店门。那个售货员吃惊地望着这个小男孩，一句话也讲不出来。