英语诙谐简短小故事.docx

英语诙谐简短小故事英语诙谐简短小故事英语诙谐故事简短，内容诙谐诙谐，情节生动有趣。今天我整理了一些英语小故事，希望对大家喜欢。英语诙谐小故事：岳母Abig-gamehunterwentonsafariwithhiswifeandmother-in-law.Oneevening,whilestilldeepinthejungle,theMrsawoketofindhermothergone.Rushingtoherhusband,sheinsistedonthembothtryingtofindhermother.一位职业猎人带着妻子和岳母一块去游猎。一个黄昏，丛林深处，夫人忽然发现母亲不见了。她坚持两个人都要努力去找到母亲。Thehunterpickeduphisrifle,tookaswigofwhiskey,andstartedtolookforher.Inaclearingnotfarfromthecamp,theycameuponachillingsight:themother-in-lawwasbackedupagainstathick,impenetrablebush,andalargemalelionstoodfacingher.猎人拿起了他的来福，喝了一大口威士忌，开场找人。在营地不远处，他们看到了一个令人震惊的地方：岳母背对着一大丛灌木，一只雄狮正看着她。Thewifecried,Whatarewegoingtodo?夫人哭道：我们该怎么办?Nothing,saidthehunterhusband.Theliongothimselfintothismess,lethimgethimselfoutofit.没什么，猎人丈夫讲道，狮子本人走进这么乱的地方的，让他本人出来吧。英语诙谐小故事GolfingwithcowsAmanstaggersintoanemergencyroomwithtwoblackeyesandafiveironwrappedtightlyaroundhisthroat.一个男人摇摇摆晃地走进了急诊室，两个眼睛是青的，脖子上有明显的五指印。Naturallythedoctoraskshimwhathappened.Well,itwaslikethis,saidtheman.Iwashavingaquietroundofgolfwithmywifewhensheslicedherballintoapastureofcows.医生问他发生了什么。额，是这样的，这个人讲。我和我老婆来了几局高尔夫，她把球打到一个牛群里。WewenttolookforitandwhileIwasrootingaround,Inoticedoneofthecowshadsomethingwhiteatitsrearend.我们去找这个球，我四下搜索，发现一头牛的屁股后面有个白色的东西。Iwalkedoverandliftedupthetailandsureenough,therewasmywifesgolfball-stuckrightinthemiddleofthecowsbutt.ThatswhenImademymistake.我走过去，举起了它的尾巴想看清楚，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中间。然后我犯了一个错误。Whatdidyoudo?asksthedoctor.你干嘛了?医生问。Well,Iliftedthetailandyelledtomywife,Hey,thislookslikeyours!额，我举起了牛的尾巴，对我老婆喊道，这个好似是你的!英语诙谐小故事：HenHouseThepriestinasmallIrishvillagewasveryfondofthechickenshekeptinthehenhouseoutthebackoftheparishrectory.Hehadacockroosterandabouttenhens.在一个小小的爱尔兰村庄中，牧师非常地喜欢鸡舍中的小鸡。鸡舍位于教区后面，里面有一只公鸡，十只母鸡。OneSaturdaynightthecockroosterwasmissingandthepriestsuspectedthatitwasbecausecockfightswerebeingheldinthevillage.Sohedecidedtodosomethingaboutitatchurchthenextmorning.然而，公鸡在一个星期六的晚上不见了，牧师怀疑可能是由于村里举办了斗鸡比赛。他谋划在第二天早晨去教堂做些事情。AtMass,heaskedthecongregation,Hasanybodygotacock?Allthemenstoodup.当着大家的面，他问道：谁有一只公鸡吗?所有的男人都站了起来。No,No,hesaid,thatwasntwhatImeant.Hasanybodyseenacock?Allthewomenstoodup.不是的，他讲，我不是那个意思，有谁见到过一只公鸡吗?所有的女人都站了起来。No,No,hesaid,thatwasntwhatImeant.Hasanybodyseenacockthatdoesntbelongtothem?Halfthewomenstoodup.不是的!他讲，我不是那个意思。有谁见过一只不属于本人的公鸡吗?半数的女人站了起来。No,No,hesaid,thatwasntwhatImeant.Hasanybodyseenmycock?Allthealtarboysstoodup.不是的。他讲，我也不是那个意思。有谁见过我的公鸡吗?所有的侍者男孩都站了起来。英语诙谐简短小故事英语诙谐故事简短，内容诙谐诙谐，情节生动有趣。今天我整理了一些英语小故事，希望对大家喜欢。英语诙谐小故事：岳母Abig-gamehunterwentonsafariwithhiswifeandmother-in-law.Oneevening,whilestilldeepintheju推荐度：