英语笑话带翻译_14.docx

英语笑话带翻译英语笑话带翻译笑话大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象,具有挖苦性和娱乐性。几乎所有笑话都包含两个要点:一是笑话开始,二是笑点。我精心采集了英语笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!英语笑话带翻译篇1Aladywenttoahatshoptobuyahat.Asshewasveryfussy,ittookheralongtimetopickonone。一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。Alreadyattheendofhispatiencethesalesmanwasafraidthatshemightchangehermindagainsohetriedtoflatterher:Anexcellentchoice,madam.Youlookatleasttenyearsyoungerwiththishaton!已经忍受到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她：你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去最少年轻十岁!Tohisdismay,theladytookoffherhatatonceandsaid:IdontwantahatthatmakesmelooktenyearsolderassoonasItakeitoff.Showmesomemorehats!但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子讲：我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立即显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!英语笑话带翻译篇2Thehusbandcomplainedthathiswifealwayscookedthesamedish.丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。Oneday,thehusbandgothomeandaskedhiswife,Mydear,whatwillweeattoday?一天，丈夫回到家，问妻子：亲爱的，今天我们吃啥菜?Thewifesaid,Youmayselectthedishtoday.妻子回答：今天你能够选择。Thehusbandwasverygladandasked,Whichdishesaretheretoday?丈夫感到非常高兴，又问：都有哪些菜呢?Cabbage.炒白菜。Theothers?还有呢?None.没了。Thenhowtoselect?那你要我怎么选呢?Eatornoteat!thewifesaid.吃还是不吃!妻子一本正经地讲道。英语笑话带翻译篇3Wings翅膀Thefried-chickenrestaurantwhereIwasworkinghadabigrushjustbeforeclosingoneday,leavinguswithnothingtosellbutwings.AsIwasabouttolockthedoors,aaquietlyintoxicatedcustomercameinandordereddinner.WhenIaskedifwingswouldbeallright,heleanedoverthecounterandreplied,Lady,Icameinheretoeat,notfly.一天，我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮，结果除了鸡翅外所有的东西都卖完了。当我正准备锁门时，一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进餐。我问他翅膀行不行，他从柜台上靠过身子来，回答道：女士，我到这儿来是吃东西的，不是要飞!