英语爆笑笑话带翻译欣赏_2.docx

英语爆笑笑话带翻译欣赏笑话是一种用来逗笑取乐的文体。笑话,不仅能让同学们在日常生活和学习中不时地会心一笑,还能从中学习到不少的英语知识。学习啦我整理了英语爆笑笑话带翻译，欢迎浏览!英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇一thebuswascrowded,andasonemoremantriedtogeton,thepassengerswouldntlethimaboard.公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。itistoocrowded,theyshouted.whodoyouthinkyouare?车上太挤了，他们喊道，你以为你是谁?iamthedriver.hesaid.我是司机!他讲。英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇二mrsbrownwasgoingoutfortheday.shelockedthehouseandtackedanoteforthemilkmanonthedoor:nobodyhome.dontleaveanything.布朗太太要外出一天。她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：家里没人，请不要留下任何东西!whenshegotbackthatnight,shefoundherdoorbrokenopenandherhouseransacked(洗劫，掠夺).onthenoteshehadleft,shefoundthefollowingmessageadded:她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：thanks!wehaventleftanything!谢谢!我们什么也没留下!英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇三apeddler(小贩)soldearthenbasinsinthewayside,hechantedasknocked:earthenbasinisround,beautifulandsolid,judgingbythesound,theyareallgood.atthetimeofhisknocking,thatearthenbasinwasbrokenintopieceswithacrack.一个小贩在路边卖瓦盆，他一边敲一边唱：瓦盆圆又圆，结实又好看，光听这声音，就知不一般。敲着敲着，啪啦一声，把盆敲烂了。lookers-onburstintotheroarsoflaughter.hethrewthefragmentswithoutextratroubleintopaddyfiel(稻田),butanexperiencedpeasantfromthecrowddidnotlethimoffeasily:howthedeucecanyouthrowthemintomyfield?theyllimpede(阻碍)mygrowingcrops!围观的人一阵哄笑。他顺手把碎片扔进了稻田里，谁知人群中一个老农不干了：你怎么能往我地里扔?这不影响我种田吗?thepeddlerwhosoldearthenbasinstriedtoexplainitawaypromptly:nothing,thefragmentswillbeconvertedintopowderassoonastheyabsorbedwater.卖瓦盆的小贩连忙辩白：不要紧，瓦片见水一会儿就粉了。