短篇英语小笑话汇总.docx

短篇英语小笑话短篇英语小笑话On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old Englishman and his youngest son were seated in the village inn. The father had partaken liberally of the beer, and was warning his son against the evils of intemperance.在一个阳光明媚的周日午后，一个年长的英国绅士和他年幼的儿子一同坐在村庄的旅店里。父亲没有节制地大口喝着啤酒，并警告他的儿子假如放纵就会给你带来苦痛。Never drink too much, my son. A gentleman stops when he has enough. To be drunk is a disgrace.恒久不要喝的太多，我的儿子。一个绅士在喝酒时会适可而止。喝醉了酒可是不太光彩啊。Yes, father, but how can I tell when I have enough or am drunk?是的，爸爸。但是当我喝的有点过头甚至喝醉了的时候我怎么才能知道呢?The old man pointed with his fingers.这位年长的父亲伸出手指指向一边。Do you see those two men sitting in the corner? If you should see four men there .you would know that you were drunk.你望见坐在角落的那两个男人了吗?假如你望见的是四个男人坐在那里，那你要意识到你是喝醉了。The boy looked long and eamestly, After a time in puzzled tones, he said: yes, father, but-but-there is only one man in that corner.那个男孩仔细细致的看了很久。过了一会之后，他用困惑的声调说到:是呀，爸爸，但是但是在那个角落里只有一个人呀!短篇英语小笑话The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.丈夫埋怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, My dear, what will we eat today?一天，丈夫回到家，问妻子：敬爱的，今日我们吃啥菜?The wife said, You may select the dish today.妻子回答：今日你可以选择。The husband was very glad and asked, Which dishes are there today?丈夫感到特别兴奋，又问：都有哪些菜呢?Cabbage.炒白菜。The others?还有呢?None.没了。Then how to select?那你要我怎么选呢?Eat or not eat! the wife said.吃还是不吃!妻子一本正经地说道。短篇英语小笑话TEACHER: In what countries are elephants found?老师:在哪些国家发觉了大象?STUDENT: Teacher. Elephants are very large and intelligent animals，and are seldom lost.学生:老师，大象是一种巨型的并且是一种充溢才智的动物，因此，它是不会迷路的。TEACHER: A noun is the name of a person or a thing. Who can give me a noun?老师:名词是一个人的名字或是一件事。谁能给我举个例子?STUDENT: A cow.学生:母牛。TEACHER: Very good. Another noun?老师:很好。你能再举个例子吗。STUDENT: Another cow.学生:另外一头母牛。TEACHER: Jim, what are the three words which some of you use most often in class?老师:吉姆，你常常在课堂上说的三个字是什么?STUDENT; I don’t know.学生:不知道。TEAL HER: Correct.老师:答对了。短篇英语小笑话A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: An excellent choice, madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!已经忍耐到极限的售货员胆怯她再变更办法，便恭维她：你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去至少年轻十岁!To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!但令他懊丧的是，这位女士立刻摘下了她的帽子说：我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立即显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!