搞笑的英语笑话故事汇编.docx

搞笑的英语笑话故事搞笑的英语笑话故事篇一：A poor housekeeper 差劲的主妇A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was a poor housekeeper, her house was not clean and her children were dirty. Then she complained that one was almost disgraced by living near such a neighbor.Just look, she said, at those clothes and those sheets and pillow cases she has hung outside all with black streaks(条痕) up and down.Her friend stepped to the window, raised it and looked out. Then he said: It seems the clothes are very clean. The streaks that you see are on your own window.有个女人对他的隔壁邻居很不满足，跟她的挚友说这个邻居不是个好主妇，说她家里不干净，孩子们都脏。还埋怨说和这样的邻居住得这么近几乎是很不风光的。她说：你就看看吧，她挂在外面的那些衣服以及那些床单和枕头套，上上下下都有一些黑斑纹。她的挚友走到窗前去，推开窗子看了看外面，然后说：那些衣服看来特别干净。你看到的那些斑纹都是你自己窗子上的。搞笑的英语笑话故事篇二：A stingy traveler 节俭的旅行家Once a traveler wanted to visit Springfield by train. He went up to a ticket window and said to theconductor, I want a ticket for Springfield.Which Springfield? asked the conductor, Springfield, Massachusetts; Springfield, Ohio; Springfield, Missouri; or Springfield, Illinois? Well, which is the cheapest? asked the traveler.有个旅行家想乘火车去巡游斯普林菲尔德。他到一个售票窗口对售票员说：我要一张去斯普林菲尔德的车票。那个斯普林菲尔德呀?售票员问道，是马萨诸塞的，俄亥俄的，密苏里的'还是伊利诺斯的?旅行家说：哦，哪里的最便宜呢?搞笑的英语笑话故事篇三：It's Good to Admit a FaultJohn is not a good student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.John! Teacher says angrily.What? What's wrong? John is awaken.Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing. Teacher says.No one is laughing. Teacher says.No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping. John fells upset.Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy. Teacher is satisfied with it.约翰并不是个好学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今日他又睡着了。约翰!老师生气地喊他。什么?出什么事了?约翰醒了。你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!老师生气地说。没有人在笑呀。其他同学笑声地嘀咕。不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。约翰感到担心。嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是个好孩子。老师为此感到满足。