许仙白娘子英文话剧.docx
F: I am Fa Hai, My responsibility is to maintain world peace X: Good man is Xu Xian, Xu Xian is me! I am a normal human, but Id like to play with snake. B: I am Bai Suzhen everyone else in the world knows! One thousand years ago, I am a snake, but I am so motivated! Now, you see, I am so beautiful and tender that everyone is obsessed with me! Believe that everyone can see me every summer and winter vacations!F: This is.Q: Im Xiao Qing. F: oh, powerful monster! Today, I should take out my really ability. F:(举起紫金箔) Bai Suzhen, you dare to fall in love with human, today is your death!B: Please let off us, we are truly in love.F: No way, human and monster can't be together.X: No problem, I dont care she is a monster. I like snake.F: No way, I will take you in my “zi jin bei(紫金杯)”.B: That word is read “bo”, OK? The dictionary is write clearly.Q: oh, I though it is read “zi jin ben(紫金本)”.X: I thought it is read “zi jin ti(紫金体)”. How ashamed!Q and X: Sister/Honey is worthy of practicing for one thousand years. Very knowledgeable!F: Oh, no, it is terrible without knowledge. It's not important. Bai suzhen, look.(Congratulations, its a boy)Q: Its a boy, Its a boy. X: wife, youre so great. I will be a father. I have a baby! B: Oh, honey, you are so great, too! Without you without the baby.F: Be quiet, that doesnt count. Bai Suzhen, do you dare to answer when I call you name?B:No, I dontX: When somebody call you, you dont answer. Its impolite B：Yes, but my full name is”F: , I cant remember it at all. F:Xiaoqing, do you dare to answer when I call you name?Q: Yes, but my full name is”F: I cant remember too. Xu Xian, do you dare to answer when I call you name?X: Yes, my name is Xu Xian, but Im not a monster.F:Oh, no,(扔紫金钵) Bai Suzhen, that doesn't count. Look at my cassock. It is open the light by Buddha. It is a ultimate magic weapon. If I read the incantation, you will not to live. Heng, go to die! (扔袈裟，袈裟砸在自己头上) （众人松了一口气）F: Go to die.(扔袈裟)Oh, no, (将袈裟扔在地上)B: How terrible!（白素贞）Honey I am afraid!X: Honey, Dont be afraid! Its on me! B/Q/X: (集体打哈欠)It so so！X: Honey, Are you OK? We go home to rest, honey is a pregnant! （转身要走）F: Bai Suzhen, that doesn't count. Look at my ultimate magic weapon. If I read the incantation, you will not to live.Q: Damn monk, You can take out of all your weapon as soon as possible！F: heng, Youshe, she girl . Hm, I dont know this word, Who is good at English? Please help me.B: Maybe I can .念经中，小青痛不欲生Q：Sister, I am very painful, please stop reading. Sister, sister.X: (无奈，来回跑)Dont read.Q: Sister, sister, stop reading, I dare not seduce brother-in-law. (全体呆住)Q：Sister, don't blame me for not handout spirit. Brother-in-law is too charming.X: Honey, please listen to me. 下，法海唱.
