【六年级好笑的英语笑话带翻译】英语笑话100篇带翻译.doc

【六年级好笑的英语笑话带翻译】英语笑话100篇带翻译笑话是以民间口头创作为主的一种文学形式,是现实生活中深受人们喜爱的文娱语体。下面是WTT整理的六年级好笑的英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!六年级好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇一 The New Baby Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child. Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too. One evening Mr.and Mrs.Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival.“This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby es，”said Mr.Taylor. Pat came into the room just then and said，“What are you talking about?”“We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now，because the new baby's ing，”his mother answered. “ It's no use，”said Pat hopelessly.“ He'll follow us there.”泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的男孩，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。 帕特在别人家看见过婴儿，他不太喜欢他们，所以他对自己家里也将有一个婴儿的消息感到不满。 一天晚上，泰勒夫妇正在为这个婴儿的降生计划做安排。泰勒先生说：“有了婴儿，我们的房子就太小，不够住了。” 帕特恰好在这个时候走进屋，他问：“你们在说什么?”他的母亲回答说：“我们在说我们现在得搬家，因为婴儿就要诞生了。” “那没用，”帕特绝望地说。“他会跟我们到那儿去的。”六年级好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇二 A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. “Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?” he demanded.“Yes, sir,” replied the driver.“Then why didn't you pull over immediately?”“I would have, officer, ” the man said. &But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。“难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗?”他责问道。“知道，长官，”司机回答说。“那你为什么不立即靠边停车?”“我本来想这样做的，长官。”那男子回答说，“但上个月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她带回来。”六年级好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇三 A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married，I was very happy. I'd e home from a hard day down at the shop，and my little dog would race around barking，and my wife would bring me my slippers.Now everything's changed.When I e home，my dog brings me my slippers，and my wife barks at me.” “I don't know what you're plaining about，”said the counselor.“You're still getting the same service.”一个结婚十年的男人正在请教一位婚姻顾问。“刚结婚那会儿，我非常幸福。我在店里劳累一天回到家，我的小狗会绕着我跑，汪汪叫，而我的妻子给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。我回到家里，我的狗给我拿来拖鞋，我的妻子对着我汪汪叫。” “我不知道你在抱怨什么，”婚姻顾问说。“你得到的服务还是一样的呀。”六年级好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇四 No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. “Find a girl just like your motherthen she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser： “Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother.And just as you said，mother liked her” “So，”asked the friend，“what happened?” “Nothing，”said the young man.“My father hates her!”无论带哪一个女孩回家，这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说： “找一个和你母亲一样的女孩那她一定会喜欢她。” 于是这位青年人不停地找啊找，终于找到了这么个女孩。 正像你说的那样，我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮，甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。也正像你说的那样，我母亲喜欢她。” “那后来呢?”朋友问。 “没什么，”青年人说。“我父亲讨厌她!”看了“六年级好笑的英语笑话带翻译”的人【END】第 5 页 共 5 页