三年级英语笑话【关于5年级英语笑话欣赏】.doc

三年级英语笑话【关于5年级英语笑话欣赏】民间笑话故事像神话小说等民间文学一样，是广大劳动人民在长期的生产劳动和与自然界作斗争的过程中，以口头形式创作和传承的文学体裁。WTT精心收集了关于5年级英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!关于5年级英语笑话：时间对猪的意义 One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer,“ I see that your pig likes apples, but isn”t that quite a waste of time?“ The farmer replied,” What“s time to a pig?”一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，“我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?”那位农夫回答说，“时间对猪有什么意义?”关于5年级英语笑话：I Work for the IRS Once there was a young man who was so confident in his strength(力量)that he offered a $1000 bet. He would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.Many people, including weight lifters, truck drivers, etc., had tried, but nobody could do it. One day a scrawny little man came up and said in a low voice, “I'd like to try the bet.”?People all laughed, but the young man said OK. He grabbed a lemon, and squeezed it. Then he handed it to the little man.The thin man clenched his fist around the lemon and, to everyone's surprise, six drops fell into the glass.As the crowd cheered ,the young man paid the $1000,and asked the little man, “What do you do for a living? Are you a weight lifter, or what?”?The man replied, “I work for the IRS.”?我在美国国税局工作从前有个年青人，他对自己的力气信心十足，并愿出1000美元和别人打赌。他能把一只柠檬内的汁全部挤出，如果有人还能挤出一滴来，他将赢得这笔钱。包括举重运动员、卡车司机在内的许多人都试过了，可惜没有一个人成功。一天，一个瘦小男人走来并低声说：“我愿打这个赌。”在场的人哈哈大笑，但年青人同意了。他抓起一只柠檬挤了挤，然后递给小个子男人。这个瘦弱的男人用手紧握着柠檬，出人意料地挤出了六滴柠檬汁。在人们的欢呼声中,年青人支付了1000美元，并问这个男人：“你从事什么职业?是举重运动员还是其他什么?”男子回答说：“我在美国国税局工作。”关于5年级英语笑话：好孩子 Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.“You are a good boy,” said the mother proudly.“Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”“She is the one who sells the candy.”小罗伯特向妈妈要两面两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给人你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太对那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”关于5年级英语笑话：The Cap-maker and the Monkeys Long,long,ago,there was a man with the name Smith. He made a living on making caps. One day he went to sell his caps.He went through a forest. There were many monkeys in it. It was very hot and the man wanted to sit down for a rest.He came up toa large tree,put his caps on the ground,took one of them and put it on his head. Then he laid down and soon fell asleep.“Where are my caps?”cried Smith when he woke up.He looked up and saw many monkeys in the trees and each monkey had a cap on its head.”Give me back my cap!“the man shouted at the monkeys.But the monkeys didn't understand him.They only laughed.The man got very angry,took off his own cap,threw it on the ground and cried,”If you want my caps,you may take this cap too!&And what do you think?These monkeys did the same.Each one took off its cap and threw it on the ground.The man was very glad.He quickly picked up all his caps and went on his way.做帽子的人和猴子很久很久以前，有个叫史密斯的人，他以做帽子为生。一天，他去卖帽子经过一片树林。林子里有很多猴子。天气很热，史密斯想坐下来歇会儿。他走到一棵大树下，把 帽子放到地上，并从里面拿了一个戴在头上，然后躺下很快睡着了。“我的帽子呢?”史密斯醒来后喊到。他抬头一看，见树上有很多只猴子，每只猴子头上都戴着一顶帽子。“把帽子还给我!”史密斯对猴子喊道。但猴子听不懂他的话，只是笑。他很生气，摘下自己的帽子扔到地上喊道：“如果你们想把我的帽子都要了，你们可以把这顶也拿去!”你猜怎么样?那些猴子也跟着做了，每只猴子都摘了帽子扔到地上。史密斯很高兴，很快捡起所有帽子继续赶路。关于5年级英语笑话：怕老婆的丈夫 The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives.He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely.Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.“It's good to see，”said the king，“that we have one real man in the kingdom.Tell these chickenhearted dunces why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.”“Your Majesty，”came the reply in a squealing voice，“it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.”看了“关于5年级英语笑话”的人【END】第 6 页 共 6 页