四年级英语笑话带中文 英语笑话100篇带翻译.doc

四年级英语笑话带中文 英语笑话100篇带翻译“笑话”是引人发笑的故事.”这个有关笑话这种民间文学体裁的定义着眼于一个特殊的角度:“人”听众,即笑话的接受者.原因自然而简单,听众是笑的主体,使听众发笑正是讲笑话的目所在。下面是WTT整理的四年级英语笑话带中文，欢迎阅读!四年级英语笑话带中文篇一 Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。四年级英语笑话带中文篇二A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。四年级英语笑话带中文篇三 It's not my fault 不是我的错Mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.不是我的错妈妈(正教训她的女儿)：你不该拽猫的尾巴。女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。四年级英语笑话带中文篇四 Where's the father? 父亲在哪?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.“Look,” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are!”“Yes,” said the younger, “but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?”The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, “Obviously he was painting the pictures.”兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”四年级英语笑话带中文篇五 Two Pieces of CakeTom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?Mom: Certainly - take this piece and cut it two!两块蛋糕汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈：当然可以-拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!四年级英语笑话带中文篇六 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”看了“四年级英语笑话带中文”的人【END】第 4 页 共 4 页