【四年级下册英语笑话精选】四年级下册英语辅导.doc

【四年级下册英语笑话精选】四年级下册英语辅导笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。WTT精心收集了四年级下册英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!四年级下册英语笑话：英国女孩English girl A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week pany training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?The husband laughed and said: An English girl!The woman kept quiet and left.Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?The wife: Very good, thank you.The husband: And, what happened to my present?The wife: Which present?The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it's a girl.四年级下册英语笑话：你知道我是干嘛的吗 Do you know my work?One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.“Before I came out,” said one, “I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire，the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”“You don't know my work,” said the other.“What is your work?”“I'm a policeman.”“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, “And do you know my work?”“No,” said the policeman.“I'm a writer. I always write about things that never happened.”四年级下册英语笑话：第四元素 The fourth elementTeacher: What are the four elements of nature?Student: Fire, air, earth, and. and .Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?Student: Soap!四年级下册英语笑话：我就知道你会帮我 I knew I could count on youSmith goes to see his boss in the front office. “Boss,” he says: “we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage.”“We're short-handed, Smith.” the boss replies. “I can't give you the day off.”“Thanks, boss,” says Smith, “I knew I could count on you!”四年级下册英语笑话：为什么不给我打电话 Why do you never phone meMrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He once worked in a shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went and lived there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, “There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week.”Mrs Harris was very angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son's house in Greensea. Then she said to him, “Geoff, why do you never phone me?”Geoff laughed. “But, Mother”, he said, “you haven't got a phone.”“No,” she answered, “I haven't, but YOU HAVE got one!”看了“四年级下册英语笑话”的人【END】第 4 页 共 4 页