2022年英语搞笑短剧剧本 .pdf

英语搞笑短剧剧本56 人三打白骨精Three Times Beating Monster人物： T 唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B 变成的村姑B2：B 变成的太婆B3：B 变化成的老头N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给 S) S: Look,master ( 凑近 T)（T、S 一齐转向 E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回 ) T: (缩手)I ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!( 坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will.S: You will what( 凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 1 页，共 5 页 - - - - - - - - - T:（轻咳） Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Bajie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away.T: Em .It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!( 安装)（B 已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is.?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!( 走) T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌 )音乐斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成 B1) B1: (接近三人，望着 )Can I join you? T: I m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看 )Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?( 打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh .I win! Em ,Lady,you are a master -hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门 ) 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 2 页，共 5 页 - - - - - - - - - S: (回来，看见 B1)Oh,monster!( 上前就打 ) B1: （倒)AhT: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!( 深呼吸) S: Oh,pl ease don t T:It s too late!(唱)Once more you open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲， 走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头 ) T: (呛住，咳 )Wukong,I m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现 )Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!( 变成太婆 ) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?.( 连忙挡住地尸体 )No,sorry!( 陪笑， B2 想看后面是什么， T 挡) S: （咬牙切齿） You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打 B2,B2 躲至 T 身后，S 打，不想打到 T 头，T 晕，S 再打死 B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶 T) J: Look,( 伸食指 )how many? T:Two.( 晕乎乎地 )Sun Wukong, game over!(变成 B3) B3: (看到 B1,B2 尸体)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!( 哭喊) S: I ll kill you, monster!(打) T: （想阻止，未及） You,you.( 险些晕，E,J 扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 3 页，共 5 页 - - - - - - - - - T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go! S: (悲，离去 )（音乐，营造“ 假” 悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了E: Master, brother Monkey is. T: Scratch! Dont mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!( 三尸体 B1,B2,B3 在 B 招手后 “ 飘” 走) T: （惊） You are. B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退 ) B: (抓住 T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha. S: (悄悄走到 B 后，打 B,B 晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I cant understand.What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).Monkeys intuition( 直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah.you are too late ,Nezha!(对 T)Ive called the police. N: (摇醒 B)You are under arrest .(出示证件 )You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!( 带走 B) T: Wukong(S 不理 T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理 )Im sorry( 小声) 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 4 页，共 5 页 - - - - - - - - - S: What? T: Im sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I.am.sorry.(S 捂耳)（音乐响）敢问路在何方（这个放伴奏）T: Lets go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah.Ah. Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet. ( 谢幕) 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 5 页，共 5 页 - - - - - - - - -