2022年英语短剧剧本 .pdf
Three Times Beating Monster人物： T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J ：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: ( 摸出，递给 S) S: Look,master (凑近 T),（T、S一齐转向 E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回 ) T: ( 缩手)I ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But,T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: ( 递)Here.Em, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn t allow So.S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will,.S: You will what(凶相)? E: ( 软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T: （轻咳） Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 1 页，共 5 页 - - - - - - - - - T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away,.T: Em,.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is,.?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em,Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!( 走) T: Let s play cards!(三人开始打牌 )音乐斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成 B1) B1: ( 接近三人，望着 )Can I join you? T: I m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: ( 在一旁观看 )Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh,.I win! Em,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门 ) S: ( 回来，看见 B1)Oh,monster!( 上前就打 ) B1: （倒)Ah,T: ( 气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!( 深呼吸 ) 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 2 页，共 5 页 - - - - - - - - - S: Oh,please dont,T:It s too late!(唱)Once more,you open the door,(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱 ) S: Please,Please,oh,no,(痛苦抱头) T: ( 呛住，咳 )Wukong,I m disappointed with you!B: ( 真身出现 )Hm!Sun Wukong, I ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆 ) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体 )No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么， T 挡) S: （咬牙切齿） You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打 B2,B2 躲至T身后， S打，不想打到 T 头，T晕，S再打死 B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶 T) J: Look,(伸食指 )how many? T:Two,.(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成 B3) B3: ( 看到 B1,B2 尸体)Oh,.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊 ) S: I ll kill you, monster!(打) T: （想阻止，未及） You,you.(险些晕， E,J 扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go! S: ( 悲，离去 ) （音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了E: Master, brother Monkey is. T: Scratch! Dont mention that guy any more! B: ( 出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体 B1,B2,B3 在 B招手后“飘”走 ) T: （惊） You are. B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退 ) 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 3 页，共 5 页 - - - - - - - - - B: ( 抓住 T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha. S: ( 悄悄走到 B 后，打 B,B 晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I cant understand.What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: ( 沉默).Monkeys intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah.you are too late ,Nezha!(对 T)Ive called the police. N: ( 摇醒 B)You are under arrest .(出示证件 )You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走 B) T: Wukong(S 不理 T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理 )Im sorry(小声) S: What? T: Im sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I.am.sorry.(S 捂耳) （音乐响）敢问路在何方（这个放伴奏）T: Lets go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 4 页，共 5 页 - - - - - - - - - T.S.E.J: Ah.Ah. Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet. 名师资料总结 - - -精品资料欢迎下载 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 名师精心整理 - - - - - - - 第 5 页，共 5 页 - - - - - - - - -
