破产姐妹第三季第九集台词.doc

如有侵权，请联系网站删除，仅供学习与交流破产姐妹第三季第九集台词【精品文档】第 16 页C:stealing hans dish,so we dont have to clean ours at home is genius. And a little sad.M: are you kidding,this is the greateast thing thats happened to me since I got my period(来月经) this morning.H：max,caroline,you are stealing my dishes?C: damn it,I didnt think you could see up this high.H: and I didnt think you could sink this low.ok ,stop,you are already robbing me behind with you “I am a waitress”scam(骗局)M:sorry ,but things have gotten kind of messy at home.yesterday ,I had to take a shower to shower off the shower I took.(我因为洗了澡所以又洗了澡)O: you two should get a cleaning lady .i have a woman I pay to clean my apartment, she is expensive ,but she may charge you less if you dont also have sex on her.ill looking to it.B:my grandmother cleaned the house free of charge.of course she didnt have a say in the matter.(对这事她也没有发言权)C:lets just ask sophie ,she has a cleaning service.we have to do something,yesterday,I saw a roach(蟑螂) walk out of our apartment.M:look, Im gonna tell you what I told that guy who asked me to use my butt to smuggle opium(让我用屁股走私鸦片的家伙).i ll do it!C:be ready max,we have to leave as soon as the cleaning lady gets here.its housekeeper etiquette(管家礼仪).in my old life,I go to spin class(形体课) and lunch with friends,but you and I will just go outside and watch the guy who is just got out of jail do pull-ups(引体向上) on the light post.M:calvins out? Im not gonna leave.i want to watch her clean my mess.yeah ,baby.ive waited my whole life to have a servant.i thought you were gonna be it for the first few weeks.and then I realized you cant do anything.and even though sophie gave us a discount,the maid still has to call me “you highness”(殿下).mostly because Im pretty “highness”(嗑药嗑嗨了)right now.S:hi,girls,here I am ,sophie from sophies choice cleaning service,meet you cleaning lady paulina.P: paulina,meet the girls.shed shake hands,but she only has one arm.C:sophie.she can hear you.P:so what?i know Im missing arm.its not news.S:so she lost an arm.i lost my gold earring down the garbage disposal.(垃圾处理站)but I was too afraid to reach into it.because,well,yeah.P:dont worry.i have one arm but I clean like I have three.i put on more makeup,then I start.C:Im sorry,I didnt realize when I ordered a cleaning lady,I had to specify(指明) I wanted one with two arms.S:you cant afford two arms!you said you want a good price,half the arm,half the price.M:is that how she lost the arm,sophie?you cut it off so we could get a discount?S:oh ,sure,yeah,I saw off her arm so I could save you 10 bucks.P:I start in bedroom.M:wait,before you do, one question.howd you lose it ?jame franco (电影明星)situation?you have to cut it off to get loose?youer not saying no.(你没否认)S:oh,you know what,lets not go there.you know it happened,it was in the past.P:I was trapped under this big truck.S:we get it,I drove over(碾过) your arm.M:hey,dont even bother looking for my good jewelry in there.because Im already wearing all of it.P:oh,Im jealous I dont have arm to wear cheap jewelryC:max,I feel bad for her.see,this is why you leave.in case they show up with two much makeup and(或者) not enough arms.M：relax,she is tough.reminds me of a young me.which means I better go hide my pills from her.C:max,she scare me,M:oh,come on ,she is armless(武器)C:everything ok?you need any help?P:I didnt get this far in this business by taking help.help me !cant you see I got one arm?C:not gonna be a problem.i would occationally help my maid.you are not interested.P:lift!lift,weakgirl.liftC:max,come on here.we need help lifting your mattress.(床垫)can you give us a hand.M:no, leave it alone!dont lift up the mattress!P:ah,porno(色情书刊)，your mind is as dirty as your apartment.M:yes,its porn.so what?whats the big deal?its just the body in its natural form,spread-eagle(手脚伸展)on a motorcycle.C:why is so mush of it from the 80s?M:I like mustaches,okay?and its multitasking(更多目的).i am looking for my father.stop looking.stop looking right now.C:why are you suddenly embarrassed?porn hub is your homepage.(主页)C:hey,it this a brochure for pastry(面点) school?why are you hiding a pastry school brochure.M:your face is a pastry school brochure!C:max,it is great you are interested in pastry school.i dont know why you are embarrassed.M:your face is embarrassed.C:come on,I really think that this is something we should talk about.M:your face is something we should talk about.P:you made the scary one mad.that was dumb move.(愚蠢的举动)C:your face was dumb move.，max,you never came home after you stormed out(非常气愤地出去) ,so I brought you your uniform.M:I live here now.my new roommates,the broom(扫帚) and the mop（拖把）dont sneak around looking aot my stuff.i got everything I need.C:well,maby your new broommate will hold your hair when you drink too much.which,from the looks of it,will be in about an hour.max,we really to talk about this school brochure.M:look,just because I have a pastry school brochure,doesnt mean Im actually gonna go to pastry school.just like having those porn magazines doesnt mean Im actually ride around on a tiger performing unspeakable acts with sailors(海员),probably. pastry school is the same as porn.its just a dumb fantasy.C: pastry school is not like porn.there is nothing in this brochure about a girl on girl croissant.(羊角包)M:thats good toothpaste.C:please stop brushing your teeth.we have a shift (轮班)to do later.Ok ,the manhattan school of pastry M:your face is the manhattan school of pastry C:you know it isnt.max,you could go here for real.(你真的可以去那里)tuition is only 3000 a year.a lot ,but doable.(可行)M: a lot ,but doable?are we talk about pastry school or fat guy at last call?(上次的电话)C:here we are,max ,your dream starts now.M:what,the one where Im a black mermaid(当我进了黑美人鱼电影公司吗)?C:could you relax?weer just look around and get an application.see all that gorgeous equipment you get to use if you went here?finally you d have a mixing bowl thats not a hollowed out watermelon.(挖空的西瓜)M:can you help me,she is hold me against my will.C:she is kidding.if you keep this up(继续这样),young lady.you are not getting ice cream e on,here is the office.M:whatever.are we almost done(完事) here?i got a court date(开庭日) later.C:hi,D:hi,C:Im not sure were in the right place.D:are any of us really?(是真的吗)C:wed like an application.could you help us?D:oh,god,I hope so.i wasnt expecting something this high pressure my first day back.lets just say Ive been under observation at the nuthouse(精神病院).ok,application.C:it is for max,here.she was very impressed by your brochure.D:oh,pasrty school.exciting ,right?D:I was chef here once.and then I wasnt.oh,look,found the application.wow,really didnt think I was gonna be able to handle that.Man:bebe,if you.oh bonjour,good morningD:chef Nicolas,these girls are here for an application.dont worry.i handled it.almost didnt ,then I did.Man:nice work ,bebe.C:oh,do I detect a French accent?oui?M:oh my god,I cant watch.Man:French indeed,Im chef Nicolas,owner and head chef.M:is it over yet?C:this is max,the application is for her.M:sup(口语:怎么了),frenchie?you eat snails?Man:it looks like bebe forgot the second page.D:oh,boy,fogot the second page.thats not good.i thought I handled it. Didnt handle it.Man:it is ok ,bebe ,breathe in.(吸气)breathe out (吐气)D:thats good stuff.(效果不错)Man:she was quite brilliant(她很有天赋)，then she wasnt .here ,fill that out.and the next step is the pastry exam.application will have to make a classic tart(馅饼)，bring them in tomorrow for me to taste.and we will go from there.sound good?M:whatever.maybe Ill think about it.Man:ok,well,maybe you will.nice meeting you both.hope to see you tomorrow.chef.M:he call me chef!yay!lets go get ice cream!no!C:no!you should get started on that tart.it is due(到期) tomorrow.M:I got plenty of time.besides,pressure ups my game.(压力越大，表现越好)I perform my best when theres a gun to my head.ask any of my ex-boyfriends.C:this is so not how I prepare for tests.i studied three weeks for a pap smear. 涂片试验（用于筛查子宫颈癌）M:dont worry .i got this.a tart is just like a cookie with some pudding(布丁) on it ,right?C:max!whats going on in there?M:turns out a tart is more than a cookie with some pudding on it!C:you have been here six hours.you said you had this.(你能搞定)M:I thought I had this!turns out I dont!i havent even finished a shell!i didnt know there was a shell.did you know there was a shell?C:everybody knows there is a shell.what the show is wrong with you?M:Im a tart who cant make a tart!C:you could have made nine shells by nowM:I did,they all in here,look!its like shell-mageddon(暴乱)!oh,screw(螺丝钉) it（不管了）.this ones gonna be there in a minute.lets just get it over with.(扔了他)C:no,you can do this.here,here.this still looks ready to go.(这个看起来还不错)M:look at me.look at me.im a waste of two arms.i cant make a tart!H:hows the tart comingC:han,you not safe,leave!H:you havent even finished the shell?thats the easiest partM:han,this is your face.H:well.i should get going.i didnt know she could take bitch to the next level.M:I am so screwed.(我完了).i finally found a situation my boobs cant get me ou of.C:hey,max.now,I have all the faith in the world in you.but,here is a tart from stopn shop in case you wanted to hand this one in.C:no,earl,max is not a cheater.M、e:since when?C:she is going to make her own tart.you ,out.M:I am never gonna make this shell.i cant even get it in the pan right.C:max,that looks right.M:omg!i got it in the pan right!i can do this!C:you did it ,I knew it ,I helped you.we are besties!M:you are not safe ,leave.C:Im telling you ,max,Ive tasted a lot of tarts.and yours is delicious.M:you are not the first man to tell me that. the first man to tell me that is in jail.C；here he comes.N:ok,thanke you for coming.shall we begin the tasting?this is excitingM:keep it in your pants.(请把持住)C：and now for the tart.its maxs first ever.i ate a slice earlier and it was like having a little pice of heaven.M:dont do anything you are doing(啥也别做)N:its flaxy(脆),creamyfor a first time attempt,I am very impressed.M:dont be .i made a tart.it is not like I cured herpes. (疱疹)or invented a reverse microwave(反向微波) to instantly chill sodas.N:ok,max.i would talk it over with my facully and we will let you know.M:Ill let you know.nailed(钉，指完成了) that!H:max,stop stealing my things!you got a cleaning lady!M:relax,Im returning what I took.here is your plates.oh,and here is your ATM card.i lifted it from your wallet.oh,and here is your wallet.H:there was 40 dollars in hereM:there sure was.H；at least give me back my gift card from sephora.C:han wants his sephora gift card back.C:oh,thats not happening,its already on my face.max,look,its from the pastry school.M:my acceptance letter!O:lot of people talking about my chili(辣椒) in that bathroom.M:you guys are about to owe me big.i am gonna let you witness something extremely rare.more rare than a sighting of bigfoot or a ufo or hans penis.H:you hold me here ,so I could hear that?M:behold,the rarest sight of them all.(这里面最稀罕的是)，you are about to see something good actually happen to me.listen to this.dear ms.black.after careful consideration of our large pool of application.we regret to inform you.,oh,I guess I didnt get in.(没通过)O:looking back,we probably should have insisted she read that to herself first.C:I know why she didnt get in,her name.they saw the word “black”and stopping reading.thats why I didnt get into law school.i also didnt apply.C:this is terrible.im gonna go see if she is ok.M:who does that French frog think her is?he think he can have the time of his life tasting my tart and then never see me again?he wont let me into his school?well,I wont take no for an answer.i am going dowm there right now.and giving him a piece of my mind(跟他理论).i am storming out.(怒气冲冲地去)and I storming back in.it is dark outside.that school is not open.M:hey,you!tart tease,we need a word.oh,boy.what?you love my pastries and then regret to imform me Im not good enough for your school?well,I regret to inform you that I am good enough and I want to know why you wont let me in here.P:ok,uh,your voice is an anxiety trigger for me.i am going to have to remove myself from the situation and go sit in the hallway.can you come with me,you have a very calming presence.C:thank you,so few people think that about me.but I should stay with max.M:no,I got this handled.you can have her.(搞定她)C:this is the last time you give me to someone.N:max,your tart is exellent.the problem was your attitude.you showed no passion of wanting to be in this school.and that is why you didnt get in.it seemed like you didnt want it.M:nonono,thats just my attitude.i act like I dont want anything because I never get anything I wanted.but I do want to go to this school more than I have ever wanted anything.its my fantasy and my dream and please stop making me use these horrible,horrible words.just let me in,ok?N:okM:wait,for real?N:yes ,I need to see if your passion was as good as your pastry.and you just showed me you was.im thrilled (高兴振奋)to have you on board（加入）,chef.C:bebe is having a panic attack and needs to hold her lemon.is anyone seen her lemon?M:c,he let me in .i am going to pastry school.everybody has to call me chef now!C:you did it,chef.you are going to the pastry school from the brochure.arent you glad I looked at your porn?we are roommates,both single.N:so ,max ,once you fill out these.you will be officially enrolled.and of course we need your tuition check.M:yup,3000dollars .its a lot for us.but if we make some cutbacks,1/2-ply(厚度) toilet paper .who am I kidding ?no toilet paper.diner napkins.N:no,tuition is 24000C:but the brochure said 3000dollars a year.N:you misread it.its 3000dollars a unit(一期).N:There is eight units per year.24000M:it cost 24000?we cant pay that.omg!now.im never gonna be able to come here.and I just admitted I wanted to!i take back(收回) everything I ever said about wanting anything!C:max,you cantt just storm out.M:you face cant just storm out.C:look,I will do anything for that girl to go to this school.in exchange for tuiton.i could work in the office.bebe clearly need someone to help take the pressure off and who better than a mentally stable warton graduate like myself?but I ll do anything.i ll even wash your floors,okay?although Im sure there is something better than that.but if you need me to wash the floor.i will wash the floors.really prefer to do anything else.but I ll do it .cause Ill do anything to get her into this school.please no floors.N:okay,I will talk it over with my staff and I will let you know.C:oh,nonono.i have