英语课前一分钟小笑话大全.pdf
英语课前一分钟小笑话大全英语课前一分钟小笑话大全英语课前一分钟小笑话篇一点到痛处 As a young lawyer working on my first big case，I was sitting infederal district court watching a prominent attorney question awitness. The attorney was trying，unsuc-cessfully, to elicit certaininformation. Finally the judge turned to the witness and asked aquestion that prompted the appropriate response.作为一个年径的律师，当我经手第一个大案时，我坐在联邦区法院里现看一名有声望的律师提问证人。这位律师多次试图引出证人说出有用的证词，但都失败了。最后该法官来问证人了，只见他跟证人说了一句话，就从证人那儿得到了满意的回答。 Thank you，Your Honor，the attorney said. How is it that youwere able.to get the cru 某 of the matter with one question after Ihad tried three times?“谢谢，尊敬的阁下.”律师说:“您跟他说了句什么就解决了我连问三次都问不出来的难题的呢?”Easy,replied the judge. Im not paid by the hour.”“容易，”法官说:“道理很简单，我不是按小时拿钱。”英语课前一分钟小笑话篇二消除谈话障碍 We own a small foreign car，the hinges of which are e 某 posed tothe weather and sometimes squeak. One day I was oiling the hingeswhen our landlord walked by.”What are you trying to do?he asked.Take the foreign accent out of it?我们有辆进口车，由于纹链幕露在外雨琳日晒的，所以，有时吱吱响。于是一天，我给它上点油，正巧房东经过。“你在干什么?”他问，“是想去掉这家伙的外国口音吗?”第 1页 共 3页英语课前一分钟小笑话篇三母亲最知情 Conversation between mother and child:以下是毋亲和孩子的对话: Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?“我能吃块巧克力甜饼吗?” How do you ask?“你怎么说话呢?” May I have a chocolate-chip cookie?“您能让我吃块巧克力甜饼吗? What do you say?“你说什么?” May I please have a chocolate-chip cookie?“请您允许我吃块巧克力甜饼吧?” No. Its too close to supper.“不行，马止就要吃晚饭了。”英语课前一分钟小笑话篇四存有二心 The local weatherman was wrong in his forecasts so often that hewas embarrassed and applied for a transfer，stating as hisreason:The climate here doesnt agree with me.当地的一名天气预报员多次在预报工作中出现错误。他为此感到很难为情。于是，他决定换个工作。在陈述其原因时。他说:“这儿的气侯跟我不一条心.”英语课前一分钟小笑话篇五两全齐美 Early one morning, my ne 某 t-door neighbor set to work with apower hedge-trimmer. He was half through the job when a neighbor第 2页 共 3页appeared，still in his pajamas. He was carrying his own power clipperand offered his help, which was gratefully accepted. When the job wasdone, my neighbor thanked his benefactor，commenting that it had beena real neighborly act.一天清晨，我隔壁的邻居在用一个电动剪修机修草坪。当他干到一半儿的时侯，另一个邻居也来了。他仍穿着睡衣，手里拿着他自家的电动剪修机，说是来帮忙的。这个要求当然不会被拒绝了。活干完时，我那位受益的都居对他表示了谢意，还评论说:“这才是真正的部居。” Dont mention it，“replied the other man. I figured,by helpingyou，it would only take half as long and I could get back to sleep!另一个邻居却说:“不用客气。我算了一下，帮你一个忙，可以节省一半时间，然后我还能回去睡觉。”第 3页 共 3页
