新成长的烦恼第1季05共16页.doc

如有侵权，请联系网站删除，仅供学习与交流新成长的烦恼第1季05【精品文档】第 17 页BOY:Hey, I aced it.GIRL:Look out, Harvard.( buzzer signaling )TOON LIZZIE:Surprise, another B.It's not bad.It's just. a B-boring. bland.blah. blah again.( bell dings )( popping )( bell dings )( flashbulb popping )TOON LIZZIE:Ever notice that everyone seemsto be great at something?LIZZIE:Hey, great necklace.MIRANDA:Thanks. I made itout of soda cans.TOON LIZZIE:See what I mean?All I can do with a soda canis recycle it.GORDO:No, don't-don't turnthat way.I'm losing my shot.TOON LIZZIE:Gordo's in searchof his next documentaryand I can barely takea Polaroid.( yells )MIRANDA:What's up?LIZZIE:Mmm, English test gradesare up.MIRANDA:Another B?LIZZIE:What else?I am so sickof getting Bs.I want an Aat something.GORDO:You could bean actress.You look pretty goodthrough the camera.LIZZIE:You think?GORDO:Sure.LIZZIE:( giggling ):Cool.GORDO:Or a stuntwoman. THEME SONG: * If you believe * We've got a picture-perfect plan * We've got you fooled * 'Cause we only do the best we can * And sometimes we make it * And sometimes we fake it * But we get one step closer each and every day * We'll figure it out on the way. *MIRANDA:There's absolutely nothinghappy about Mondaysbeginning with the dreadedand most fearedCoach Kelly.LIZZIE:Shyeah,queen of the gym-nauseum.MIRANDA:Evil PE Sorceress.( cackling )MIRANDA:I wonder whatour new sport is this time.LIZZIE:Whatever it is,I bet I'm just as bad at itas I was at archery.( missile falling )LIZZIE:Coach Kellyshouldn't park her carso close to the field.COACH KELLY:Rhythmic gymnastics.a combination of gymnasticsand balletrequiring supreme skilland coordination.TOON LIZZIE:And floppy shoesand a red clown nose.LIZZIE:You've got to be kidding me.MIRANDA:This is a pimple on theface of women's sports.LIZZIE:Yeah, you thinkshe gets paid extrafor humiliating us?COACH KELLY:You can use the ballthe hoops, the clubsor the ribbonin any combinationbut let's just startwith the basics for today.MIRANDA:Girls PE totally sucks.LIZZIE:Yeah, they don't makethe boys dofreaky stufflike this.They get to doall the cool things.COACH KELLY:Any volunteers?MIRANDA:No.( gasps )( whimpering ):Inside voice,inside voice.COACH KELLY:Miranda.did Ijust hear you volunteerto demonstrate?MIRANDA:Um.COACH KELLY:Good.Then why don't you show ushow it's done?( drumroll )MIRANDA:( gasps )Oops.I'm going to goget them. Bye.COACH KELLY:Kate, why don't youshow ushow it's really done?KATE:Okay.Let's see if I can.( drumroll )KATE:Ow!( laughing )COACH KELLY:Looks like you'll be needinga little extra practice, Kate.KATE:There must be some mistake.I am good at everything.Can't I justtry again?( laughing )COACH KELLY:Lizzie McGuire!LIZZIE:( gasps )COACH KELLY:Something amusing you?LIZZIE:No, n-not really.COACH KELLY:Then amuse mewith your ribbon skills.LIZZIE:Okay.Um. Coach. I.I don't thinkI really know h-how to.COACH KELLY:Flunk?You need some help?LIZZIE:No.( zapping )TOON LIZZIE:Well, that's just perfect.I find the thing I'm great atand it's the stupidest thingin the world.What's next, Riverdancing?KATE:Hey, Coach, um, I figured outwhy I dropped the clubs.See, I still had moisturizeron my handto keep my skin soft and supple.Can you believe it?Anyway, um.I was just hopingthat I could havea second chanceif that would beat all possible.COACH KELLY:Okay, Kate.KATE:Now?COACH KELLY:Yeah.KATE:It'd be my pleasure.(to LIZZIE)I don't careif this is dorky.It's just one more thingI'm better at than you are.Watch and learn.( drumroll )( laughing )COACH KELLY:Okay, thenare we finished now?KATE:There's something wrongwith this stupid ribbon.COACH KELLY:Thank you, Kate.May I have amoment alonewith Lizzie?TOON LIZZIE:Thank goodness my best friendwould never leave me alonewith Coach Kelly.( motorcar racing )TOON LIZZIE:Uh. maybe it's timefor that "best friend" talk.COACH KELLY:Lizzie, in all of myyears of teachingI have never seensomeone take to rhythmicgymnastics like you.You're like aduck to water.TOON LIZZIE:You're like abird to the sky.You're like a."Loo" to a "ser."LIZZIE:W-Well, I-I guessit was pretty good.TOON LIZZIE:I'm good at burping.( belches )but does that make it a sport?COACH KELLY:Lizzie, I want you torepresent our schoolin the upcomingrhythmic gymnasticsregional competition.( national anthem playing )COACH KELLY:You're an incrediblytalented athlete.LIZZIE:Really?COACH KELLYNo.( needle scratches )COACH KELLY:but you aregood at this.TOON LIZZIE:That was almost a compliment.Maybe I should think about this.COACH KELLY:We'll talk later.( door closes )KATE:( giggling )MIRANDA:Something funny?KATE:Yeah, your friend.Tell her she mustbe really proudto have finally foundher calling-Queen of the Ribbon Dorks.MIRANDA:Face it, Kate-You're just mad'cause she's great at itand you stink at it.( clanks )MIRANDA:See ya.Wouldn't wanna be ya.GORDOSo, what'd Coach Kelly want?LIZZIE:Well.( fanfare trumpeting )( clock ticking )LIZZIE:But I. but I shouldn't do it,right?I mean, we thinkthis whole thing'skind of ridiculous, don't we?Don't we?MIRANDA:No, it's.cool.LIZZIE:Oh, come on, Miranda.I think we all knowthat rhythmic gymnastics isa little bit lame.MIRANDA:Lame is sucha strong word.It's lame-ish, but.GORDO:But the important thing isI have a topicfor my documentary-The Making of a Champion.MIRANDA:And it is something you'rebetter at than Kate.( clangs )LIZZIE:True, I-I do like that part.GORDO:So, you are going to do it,right?( clock ticking )LIZZIE:I don't know.So, you thinkI should do it?JO:An Olympic sport?Absolutely.SAM:Maybe next time,they'll have the Olympicssomeplace really goodlike Hawaii.or Orlando.LIZZIE:Isn't rhythmic gymnasticsjust a little bit lame?MATT:Ding, ding, ding,we have a winner.SAM:Matthew.LIZZIE:See? Even lame-oknows it's lame.MATT:Well, thank you.Hey, wait a minute.LIZZIE:Then again, how many talentsdo you get in one lifetime?MATT:I have six.One is that curlycue thingI can do with my tongue.Two is sayinganyone's name backwards-Tarzan- Nazrat.Three is eatingspoonfuls of wasabi.Four is.LIZZIE:Plus, you always said I could doanything if I set my mind to it.MATT:Really?Well, you never told me that.SAM:You sure?( crowd cheering )MAN:And the gold medal goesto Lizzie McGuire!( cheering )( chanting ):Lizzie! Lizzie! Lizzie!GORDO:We can't push Lizzieinto doing something shamefuljust because I wantto make a documentaryand you wantto one-up Kate.MIRANDA:We can't?Okay, we can't.You're right.GORDO:Being humiliatedduring pubertycan have deep and lastingpsychological consequences.MIRANDA:You've been into your dad'sshrink files again, haven't you?GORDO:His Tuesday at 3:30is really scary.MIRANDA( laughs )LIZZIE:Hey, guys.MIRANDA:Oh, Lizzie.we needto talk to you.LIZZIE:Oh, good.I have been upthinking about rhythmicgymnastics all nightand I've hada big attitude adjustment.GORDO:And, uh, how do you feelabout that?LIZZIE:Great.I can win this thing.I know I can.I feel strong and determinedand I wanted to findsomething I was good atso. I found itand I'm 100% going for the gold.MIRANDA:You are?GORDO:Well, I think we've hada major breakthrough.LIZZIE:Thanks.MIRANDA:What do we do now?GORDO:Lights, camera, action. ( alarm buzzing )( up-tempo pop intro )* I need your attention * Attention * I need your attention * The sun is rising * It's shining on a brand-new day * A new beginning * Showing you a new way * You feel it building * It's flowing like a tidal wave * It's time to do it * Get up and show it * We and the both of us now * No! * And shout * No! No! * Check it out * No! * And me * No! * Everybody must shout * No! * And shout * No! No! * Check it out * No! * And me * No! No! *( instrumental break )* I need your attention * Attention * I need your attention * Attention * Got to get up, got to do it * Got to boom-boom, got to do it * Got to get up, got to do it * Got to boom-boom, got to do it * Got to get up, got to do it * Got to boom-boom, got to do it * Got to get up, got to do it * Got to boom-boom, got to do it * Oh! *TOON LIZZIE:( whimpering ):Yo.MIRANDA:Whoa! You looklike Neve Campbellat the end of Scream.LIZZIE:Which is pretty goodcompared to the way I feel.I'm hurt, I'm tired, I'm hungryand I wish they would vote meoff this island.GORDO:Wow, morning,superstar.Did I mention how greatyou look on film?This "Making of a Champion"is turning out so cool.You'd better getan Oscar speech ready.KATE:Well, if it isn'tMiss Rhythmic Gymnastics.TOON LIZZIE:Well if it isn't Miss Clubfoot.KATE:What's your email, Lizzie?Lizzie?GORDO:Could you say that one more timefor the camera, Kate?I'm trying to cast the partof the bitter, talentless girl.LIZZIE:Kate, you're greatat everything.Why can't you let someone bebetter than you at one thing?KATE:Because I'm not aboutto sit backand let the dorks take over.You'd better watch your step,McGuire.LIZZIE:I'm not the onewith the ankle brace.( clanging )( whistle blowing )COACH KELLY:Excellent!Again.Now, come on,give mefive more of those andreally make 'em sing.Again.( cat yowling )( cat shrieks )COACH KELLY:Again.( whistle blows )KATE:Hi, Larry.LARRY:Hi, Kate.KATE:Oh, you know my name?I didn't even thinkyou noticed me.LARRY:( chuckling )Yeah, me notnotice you, right.( braying laughter )KATE:Wow. That looksso complicated.LARRY:No not really.I'm just growingsome penicillin resistantstrains of bacteria.KATE:Oh.LARRY:No, I'm just kidding-it's mold!KATE:( laughing )Of course it is.Larry, could I ask youa little favor?LARRY:Mm-hmm.JO:Honey, you wantto try this on?Mmm, smells so good.What are you making?LIZZIE:Chocolate chip cookies.JO:Somethingbothering you?LIZZIE:No. Why?JO:Well, the night before youstarted middle schoolyou made brownies.When your parakeet flew away,you made muffins.When Miranda went to summercamp, you made banana bread.You're baking;something's bothering you.TOON LIZZIE:What's bothering me isI'm trying to wina gold medal in geek.LIZZIE:I guess I'm a little stressedout about this gymnastics meet.JO:Oh, honey, you're working sohard, and you're so good at it.The most important thingis that you're doingsomething you loveand you're giving ityour best shotand your dad and Iwe'll be proud of youno matter what.But I have a feelingyou're going to win.MATT:Of course she is.She's the dork championof the world.LIZZIE:( scoffs )( up-tempo music playing )GORDO:Plucked from obscurityLizzie McGuire has overcomeinsurmountable challenge.ANNOUNCER:That was Tracy Curtisfrom Fairoaks Middle School.Next up, Lizzie McGuirefrom North Hills Junior High.MIRANDA:Hey, Gordo,what are you looking at? ( up-tempo music plays )* When the spotlight lands on you * Suddenly you star * It's your light * That's when it's your turn * To light on fire * Watch it burn * It's your moment * Let it shine * When it's all eyes on you * Show 'em where you come from * When it's all eyes on you * Stand up! * Stand up. * Eyes on you. * .standing still * That's the moment when you. *TOON LIZZIE:Note to self: bring extra hoop.* .your best friend * See you win * See you win. *GORDO:Lizzie!* When it's all eyes on you * * Show 'em where you come from * When it's all eyes on you * Stand up * Stand up. *MIRANDA:Drop it,Tudgeman.LARRY:But I can't;Kate won't love me anymore.MIRANDA:Maybe this is empty.Do you feel lucky, Tudgeman?Huh? Do ya? * .all eyes on you * Stand up! * Stand up. * Eyes on you. *( song ends )GORDO:Going somewhere, Kate?KATE:( nervous giggle )Just.gettinga little.a little air.GORDO:Tell it to the camera,sunshine.KATE:( nervous chuckle )( applause continues in auditorium )ANNOUNCER:First place goesto Lizzie McGuire!JO:Hey! We're soproud of you.SAM:Our littlechampion.Oh, you weregreat, sweetie.LIZZIE:Thank you.SAM:Really great.Look at your medal.LIZZIE:That-that'sjust greatbut can I be honestwith you guys?SAM:Sure.JO:Always.LIZZIE:Okay. Well,I totally appreciatehow supportiveyou guys.SAM:Lizzie, you don'thave to thank us.JO:We've lovedevery minuteof it, honey.SAM:You were so great.LIZZIE:I wasn't finished.SAM / JO:Oh.LIZZIENo, really, you guyshave been awesomebut that timewhen the hoop was missingwas the happiest timeof my life.JO:I don't understand.SAM:Yeah.LIZZIE:I hate rhythmic gymnastics.JO:Oh, but you'reso good at it!SAM:Yeah.LIZZIE:Well, that's just aboutthe only part that I do like.But if Idon't like itwhy waste my time doing it?I'd rather work extra hardat something I do loveeven if it takesa little longer.Is that okay?SAM:Of course it's okay.JO:Honey, whateveryou decide to doyour dad and I are goingto be there cheering for you.LIZZIE:Even if it's dogsleddingacross Alaska?SAM:You know,I think thatwe'll have to watchon the big-screen TV.LIZZIE( laughs )LIZZIE:You guys reallysaved my butt.GORDO:We did. We know.MIRANDA:You'll pay usback somehow.LIZZIE:Hey, whatever happened to"that's what friends are for?"MIRANDA:Please, that isso last millennium.LIZZIE:( laughs )Oh, so, Gordo do we finallyget to see your masterpiece?GORDO:Actually, it turned outa little differentlythan I'd planned.MIRANDA:Do you realizewhat this means?LIZZIE:Yeah. Solid proofthat Kate Saundersis actually jealous of me.TOON LIZZIE:Smart, but destinedto be lonely and dateless.Too skinny and destinedfor a double bunionectomy.Destined to be.gazillionaires.Call me!As for my destiny.well, let's just say it doesn't