网络流行的经典中式英语.doc

网络流行的经典中式英语1we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！4as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！5hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏，无事退朝6you me you me彼此彼此7You Give Me Stop!你给我站住！8know is know noknow is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知9WATCH SISTER表妹10dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouseson can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11.I give you face you dont wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn myface给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸12one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述13heart flower angry open心花怒放14go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过15小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!要钱没有，要命一条17I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。18you have two down son你有两下子。19.good good study,day day up!好好学习，天天向上20as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！21.People mountain and people sea.人山人海22.seven up eight down七上八下23.love who who爱谁谁24.no three no four不三不四25一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）26.雇主 how much do you want a month?保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you800块， 吃你的，住你的