小学英语英语故事幽默故事ProblemwithGas放屁的问题.docx

Problem with Gas放屁的问题Problem with Gas放屁的问题A little old lady goes to the doctor . and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. 有位小老太太去看医生：“医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放屁不臭 而且没声音。As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn，t know I was farting because they don，t smell and are silent. 事实上，我在这里已经放了 20多个屁，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没 声音。”The doctor says, I see. Here，s a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week.医生说：“好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。”The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor,“ she says, I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts . although still silent. . . stink terribly.，z 一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这 么臭！”The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let，s start working on your hearing. 医生说：“太好了！你的嗅觉正常了，现在开始治听觉。”英语单词短语学习：1 bother bodev.使恼怒，使不安，烦扰，费心n.烦扰，eg:Lots of people don，t bother to go through a marriage ceremony these days. 很多人如今不费心举办婚礼了。短语bother someone麻烦别人；有人理会；打搅某人；打搅别人no bother不麻烦bother doing懒得做；麻烦做；正在翻译bother to费心得去Bother Respecting 劳烦Bother Ages打搅时代Bother Noone不要打搅别人pvp bother 打搅bother sb打搅某人；打搅；打搅某人；烦扰或打搅某人2 prescription Epris1kripnn.药方，对策，开处方eg:The new drug will not require a physician，s prescription.这种新药不需要医生的处方。短语prescription 处方cipher prescription 协定处方.prescription electrode 标准电极prescription sieve 药筛folk prescription偏方；民间药方；民间流传不见于古典医学着作的中药方 prescription medicine处方药；能否网购国外的处方药；按药方买药 Repeat prescription 重复处方drying prescription 燥齐IWeiwei fang prescription 维胃方Gasn.气体；矿业瓦斯；汽油；毒气vt.加油；毒（死）vi.加油；放出气体；空谈eg:Coal is actually cheaper than gas.煤炭实际上比煤气廉价。短语Gas chromatography 分化气相色谱法；分化气相色谱；分化气象色谱法；化 学气相层析Greenhouse gas温室气体；二氧化碳；温室效应气体；的温室气体gas chromatograph 分化气相色谱仪；分化气相色谱；分化气相层析仪；分 化气象色谱Gas chamber毒气室；气室；储气室；化工煤气柜Gas compressor 机压缩机；压气机；机气体压缩机；机煤气压缩机gas mark焦痕；烧焦；气纹；气痕Photon gas 统物光子气体；统物光子气exhaust gas废气；排气；排出的气体；环境尾气CS gas CS催泪性毒气；催泪弹；毒气弹；照明弹