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Good luck.Hi. Uh, I have an appointmentwith Emily Charlton?- Andrea Sachs?- Yes.Great. Human Resources certainlyhas an odd sense of humor.Follow me.Okay, so I was Miranda'ssecond assistant.but her first assistant recently got promoted,and so now I'm the first.- Oh, and you're replacing yourself.- Well, I am trying.Miranda sacked the last two girlsafter only a few weeks.We need to find someone who can survive here.Do you understand?Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda?Oh, my God. I will pretendyou did not just ask me that.She's the editor in chief of Runway,not to mention a legend.You work a year for her, and you canget a job at any magazine you want.A million girls would kill for this job.It sounds like a great opportunity.I'd love to be considered.Andrea,Runway is a fashion magazine.so an interest in fashion is crucial.What makes you thinkI'm not interested in fashion?Oh, my God.No! No! No!What's wrong?She's on her way. Tell everyone!She's not supposed to be hereuntil 9:00.Her driver just text messaged,and her facialist ruptured a disk.- God, these people!- Who's that?That I can't even talk about.All right, everyone! Gird your loins!Did somebody eat an onion bagel?Sorry, Miranda.Move it! Ooh!I don't understand why it's so difficultto confirm an appointment.I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda.I actually did confirm last night.Details of your incompetencedo not interest me.Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girlthat she sent me for the Brazilian layout.I asked for clean, athletic, smiling.She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.And R.S.V.P. yesto the Michael Kors party.I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.- 9:45 sharp.- Call Natalie at Glorious Foods,tell her no for the 40th time.No, I don't want dacquoise. I want tortesfilled with warm rhubarb compote.Then call my ex-husband and remind him theparent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight.Then call my husband, ask him to meet mefor dinner at that place I went to with Massimo.Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sentfor that feature on the female paratroopers.and they're all so deeply unattractive.Is it impossible to find a lovely,slender female paratrooper?- No.- Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.Also, I need to see all the things that Nigelhas pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try.I wonder if she's lost anyof that weight yet. Who's that?Nobody. Um, uh-Human Resources sent her up about the newassistant job, and I was preinterviewing her.But she's hopelessand totally wrong for it.Clearly I'm going to have to do that myselfbecause the last two you sent me.were completely inadequate.So send her in. That's all.Right.- She wants to see you.- Oh! She does?Move!- This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go!- That's-Who are you?Uh, my name is Andy Sachs.I recently graduatedfrom Northwestern University.And what are you doing here?Well, I think I could do a good jobas your assistant.And, um-Yeah, I came to New York to be a journalistand sent letters out everywhere.and then finally got a callfrom Elias-Clarke.and met with Sherryup at Human Resources.Basically, it's this or Auto Universe.- So you don't read Runway?- Uh, no.And before today,you had never heard of me.No.And you have no styleor sense of fashion.Well, um, I think that dependson what you're-No, no. That wasn't a question.Um, I was editor in chiefof the Daily Northwestern.I also, um, won a national competitionfor college journalists.with my series on the janitors' union,which exposed the exploitation-That's all.Yeah. You know, okay.You're right. I don't fit in here.I am not skinny or glamorous.and I don't know that muchabout fashion.But I'm smart.I learn fastand I will work very hard.I got the exclusiveon the Cavalli for Gwyneth.but the problem is, with that hugefeathered headdress that she's wearing.she looks like she's workingthe main stage at the Golden Nugget.Thank you for your time.Who is that sad little person?Are we doing a before-and-after pieceI don't know about?Brown and Law, please?Thank you.- Andrea.- Hmm?Wait. You got a jobat a fashion magazine?- Mm-hmm.- What was it, a phone interview?- Wow.- Ow! Don't be a jerk.Miranda Priestly is famousfor being unpredictable.Okay, Doug. How is itthat you know who she is and I didn't?- I'm actually a girl.- Oh!- That would explain so much.- Look, seriously.Miranda Priestly is a huge deal.I bet a million girls would kill for that job.Yeah, great.The thing is I'm not one of them.Look, you gotta start somewhere, right?I mean,look at this dump Nate works in.I mean, come on.Paper napkins? Hello.Yeah. And Lily, she works at that gallerydoing, uh, you know-Oh, I'm sorry. What exactly is itthat you do anyway?Well, lucky for me,I already have my dream job.You're a corporate research analyst!- Oh, you're right. My job sucks.- No!- It sucks. I don't- It's boring.- It's all right. Breathe.- I'm trying.- Here. Take a drink.- I will have a drink. I will have a drink.- Ah, yes.- I'd like to propose a toast.To jobs that pay the rent.- To jobs that pay the rent.Jobs that pay the rent.Oh, baby. You should see the waythese girls at Runway dress.I don't have a thing to wear to work.Come on. You're gonna beanswering phones and getting coffee.You need a ball gown for that?I think I might.Well, I happen to thinkyou look great always.Aww! I think you're full of it.- Hey. Come on. Let's go home.- Yeah.I can think of something we can dothat doesn't require any clothing.- Really?- Mmm.Hello?Andrea, Miranda decided to killthe autumn jacket story for September.and she is pulling upthe Sedona shoot from October.You need to come into the office right thissecond and pick up her coffee order on the way.- Now?- Now, get a pen and write this down.- Now?- Now, get a pen and write this down.I want one no-foam skimmed lattewith an extra shot.and three drip coffeeswith room for milk.Searing hot. And I mean hot.Hello?- Where are you?- Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah.Shoot! Oh!Is there some reasonthat my coffee isn't here?Has she died or something?No. God.Oh. Bloody time.- I hope you know that thisis a very difficult job- Mm-hmm.for which you are totally wrong.And if you mess up,my head is on the chopping block.Now, hang that up.Don't just fling it anywhere.Okay. First of all,you and I answer the phones.The phone must be answeredevery single time it rings.Calls roll to voice mail,and she gets very upset.If I'm not here-Andrea, Andrea-you are chained to that desk.- Well, what if I need to- What? No.One time an assistant left the desk becauseshe sliced her hand open with a letter opener.and Miranda missed Lagerfeld.just before he boardeda 17-hour flight to Australia.She now works at TVGuide.Man the desk at all times. Got it.- Uh- Miranda Priestly's office.No, she's not available.Who is it?Yes, I will tell heryou called. yet again.- Right. Remember, you and Ihave totally different jobs.I mean, you get coffee-and you run errands.Yet I am in charge of her schedule.her appointments and her expenses.And, um, most importantly, um.I get to go with her to Parisfor Fashion Week in the fall.I get to wear couture.I go to all the shows and all the parties.I meet all of the designers.It's divine.Okay. Now, stay here. I'm going tothe art department to give them the Book.- The- This is the Book.Now, it is a mock-up of everything.in the current issue.And we deliver it to Miranda's apartmentevery night, and she retu-Don't touch it. She returns it to usin the morning with her notes.Now, the second assistantis supposed to do this.but Miranda is very privateand she does not like strangers in her house.So until she decidesthat you are not a total psycho.I get the lovely taskof waiting around for the Book.Oh, Emily? What do I do-Deal with it.Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office.Hmm. That's what I meant.Miranda Priestly's office.Um, you know, she is in a meeting.Can I please take a message?Uh-huh.Okay. Can you please spell Gabbana?Hello?I guess not.、I guessed an eight and a half.Um, uh, that's very nice of you.but I don't think I need these.Miranda hired me.She knows what I look like.Do you?Emily.Emily?She means you.- We just cut on the bias.- That's not what I asked you.I couldn't have been clearer.There you are, Emily.- How many times do I have to scream your name?- Actually, it's Andy.My name is Andy.Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy.I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein.- What kind of skirts do you- Please bore someone else with your questions.And make sure we have Pier 59at 8:00 A.M. tomorrow.Remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of thosesatchels that Marc is doing in the pony.And then tell Simone I'll take Jackieif Maggie isn't available.- Did Demarchelier confirm?- D-Did D-Demarchel-Demarchelier.Did he- Get him on the phone.Uh, o- okay.- And, Emily?- Yes?That's all.It's just the cavalier disregardfor clear directions-Do you have Demarchelier?Uh, Demarchelier.- Leave it.- Do you have-I have Miranda Priestly calling.I have Patrick!Uh, no, she called me in thereand-and then she asked me about Pier 59.And there was somethingabout Simone, Frankie, someone else.And, um, she needs skirtsfrom Calvin Klein.And, uh, there was somethingabout a pony.- Did she say which skirts?- No. No.- Did she say what kind? Color, shape, fabric?- I tried to ask her.You may never ask Miranda anything.Right. I will deal with all of this,and you will go to Calvin Klein.Eh- Me?Oh, I'm sorry. Do you havesome prior commitment?Some hideous skirt conventionyou have to go to?Uh-Miranda?- Are you there?- I'm about to walk in. I'll call you as soon as- Hello? Hi.- While you're out.Miranda needs you to go to Herm?sto pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her.- Okay.- Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton.Pick that up.Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, andshe will want more Starbucks when she gets back.- Hot Starbucks.- Can you just repeat that first-Hello?Oh, my God.What took you so long?I have to pee!What?You haven't peed since I left?No, I haven't. I've been manningthe desk, haven't I? I'm bursting.Oh, hi.You do coat. Do the coat!Okay.Now, be prepared.The run-through is at 12:30.People are panicking, so the phoneis going to be ringing off the hook.The ru-The run-through. Right.Yes. Editors bring in options for the shoot,and Miranda chooses.She chooses every single thingin every single issue.Run-throughs are a huge deal.I don't know why you don't know that, Andrea.- Okay. Are you ready?- Oh, hi, hi.Right. Well, after the loo,Serena and I are going to lunch.- This is her- the new me.- Hi.- Told you.- I thought you were kidding.No, quite serious, yeah.I get 20 minutes for lunch, and you get 15.- When I come back, you can go.- Okay.What exactly is she wearing?Her grandmother's skirt.Hmm. Corn chowder.That's an interesting choice.You do know that cellulite is oneof the main ingredients in corn chowder.So none of the girls here eat anything?Not since two became the new fourand zero became the new two.- Well, I'm a six.- Which is the new 14.Oh. Shoot.Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plentymore polyblend where that came from.Okay. You think my clothes are hideous.I get it.But, you know, I'm not goingto be in fashion forever.so I don't see the point of changing everythingabout myself just because I have this job.Yes, that's true.That's really what this multibillion-dollarindustry is all about anyway, isn't it?Inner beauty.Hello.Right. Come on.- Miranda's pushed the run-throughup a half an hour.- Mmm!- She's always 15 minutes early.- Which means?- You're already late. Come.- Shoot!Excuse me.Mr. Ravitz.Nigel.- Issue going well?- Oh, yes. Our best September ever.Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn jacketsand pulled up the Sedona shoot.What's that costing me?About 300,000.Must have been some lousy jackets.- Irv Ravitz.- Oh, I'm sorry.This is Andy Sachs,Miranda's new assistant.Congratulations, young lady.A million girls would kill for that job.Bye-bye.- Hmm?- Chairman of Elias-Clarke, Irv Ravitz.You know what they say?Tiny man, huge ego.No. And I've seen all this before.Theyskens is trying to reinventthe drop waist, so actually it's- Where are all the other dresses?- We have some right here.- Stand, watch and listen.- And I think it can be very interesting-No. No, I just-It's just baffling to me.Why is it so impossibleto put together a decent run-through?You people have had hours and hoursto prepare. It's just so confusing to me.Where are the advertisers?- We have some pieces from Banana Republic.- We need more, don't we?- Oh. This is-This might be-What do you think of- Yeah.Well, you know me.Give me a full ballerina skirtand a hint of saloon and I'm on board.- But do you think it's too much like- Like the Lacroix from July?I thought that, but no, not withthe right accessories. It should work.Where are the belts for this dre-Why is no one ready?Here. It's a tough call.- They're so different.- Hmm.Something funny?No. No, no. Nothing's-You know, it's just that both those beltslook exactly the same to me.You know, I'm still learningabout this stuff and, uh-"This. stuff"?Oh. Okay. I see.You think this has nothingto do with you.You go to your closet.and you select- I don't know-that lumpy blue sweater, for instance.because you're trying to tell the worldthat you take yourself too seriously.to care about whatyou put on your back.But what you don