关于六年级英语笑话精选古今笑话小学六年级.doc
关于六年级英语笑话精选古今笑话小学六年级笑话是民间口头创作的一种体裁，它植根于20世纪初的俄罗斯语言文化中，在20-30年代，笑话作为随意的日常交际的新手段得到普及。WTT分享关于六年级英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家!关于六年级英语笑话：A Soldier's Brilliant IdeaMr.Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decidedto go by air.He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat.He found all of them had already had been taken e_cept for one.There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr.Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it.It was written in ink and said, “This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you.” Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane.The soldier, who was watching the passengers ing in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the pany of the girl during the whole trip.由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有那么启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那那么启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种方法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。关于六年级英语笑话：Father's ThingsWhen Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr.Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.Mr.Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall.He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.Then he said angrily, “Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?”“Yes, Father, it is,” answered Tom.“And that shirt's mine too.”“Yes, that's yours too,” answered Tom.“And you're wearing my belt!” said Mr.Howard.“Yes, I am, Father,” answered Tom.“You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?”父亲的东西汤姆.霍德华十七岁的时候，长得和父亲一样高了，于是当他晚上和朋友一起出去时，就开场借父亲的衣服穿。霍德华先生可不喜欢这样，当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时，总是非常生气。一天晚上，汤姆下楼准备出去，父亲在门厅里拦住了他。他细细打量着汤姆的穿着。然后他气呼呼地说：“汤姆，那不是我的一条领带吗?”汤姆答复说：“是的，父亲，是你的领带。”“还有那衬衫也是我的。”“是的，衬衫也是你的。”汤姆答复说。“还有呢，你连皮带也用我的。”霍德华先生说。“是的，父亲，”汤姆答复说，“你不愿意让你的裤子掉下来吧?”关于六年级英语笑话：First Flight第一次坐飞机Mr.Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr.Johnson was very worried about accepting.Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr.Johnson boarded the plane.约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机，他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时，约翰逊先生非常担忧，不敢承受。不过，由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很平安的，约翰逊先生终于被说服了，登上了飞机。His friend started the engine and began to ta_i onto the runway of the airport.Mr.Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he wase_tremely frightened and closed his eyes.他的朋友启动引擎开场在机场跑道上滑行。约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落，所以他吓得紧闭双眼。After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, “Look at those people down there.They look as small as ants, don't they?”过了一两分钟，他睁开双眼朝窗外望去，接着对朋友说道：“看下面那些人，他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小，是不是?”“Those are ants,” answered his friend.“We're still on the ground.” “那些就是蚂蚁，”他的朋友答道，“我们还在地面上。”“关于六年级英语笑话”END第 6 页 共 6 页
