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    英语短篇笑话大全爆笑高一短篇英语笑话大全.doc

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    英语短篇笑话大全爆笑高一短篇英语笑话大全.doc

    英语短篇笑话大全爆笑高一短篇英语笑话大全冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象,它以网络为主要的传播方式。它是幽默的一种特殊的表现形式,主要流传于网页,微博,贴吧等。WTT分享高一短篇英语笑话,希望可以帮助大家!高一短篇英语笑话:A good chess playerA man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.He watched the game inastonishment for a while.“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he e_claimed.“That's the smartest dog I've ever seen.”“Nah, he's not so smart,” the friend replied.“I've beaten him three games out of five.”高一短篇英语笑话:Three very tough miceThree rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, “I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!”The second says, “Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!”Then the third rat gets up and says, “Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat.”高一短篇英语笑话:Steven Wright on dogsThe other day, I was walking my dog around my building.on the ledge.Some people are afraid of heights.Not me, I'm afraid of widths.I had a dog once.I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone.I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes.They had little pictures of cats on them.Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.I bought a dog the other day.I named him Stay.It's fun to call him.“e here, Stay! e here, Stay!” He went insane.Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.He's an East German Shepherd.高一短篇英语笑话:Never talk to the parrotMrs.Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working.He couldn't acmodate her with an “after-hours” appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, “I'll leave the key under the mat.Fi_ the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside namedKiller; he won't bother you.I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!”Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed,yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, “You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!”To which the bird replied, “Killer, get him!”高一短篇英语笑话:I'll use my seeing eye dogA blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange.So, he decides to find out what's going on.The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, “Pardon me.May I help you with something.”The blind man says, “No thanks.I'm just looking around.”“高一短篇英语笑话”END第 4 页 共 4 页

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