六年级英语短文带翻译 六年级英语笑话带翻译阅读.doc

六年级英语短文带翻译_六年级英语笑话带翻译阅读笑话是一种颇受人们喜欢的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实根底。但长期以来它却一直被学界视为不登大雅之堂的小众。WTT整理了六年级英语笑话带翻译，!六年级英语笑话带翻译：That's what I want to find oute have got a new dog, would you like to e around and play with him? Well, I don't know.Does he bite? That's what I want to find out.我们又得到了一只新狗，你要过来和他玩玩吗? 哦， 我不知道。他咬人吗? 这正是我想要知道的。六年级英语笑话带翻译：An Essential Correction 本质性的纠正Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong.That was yesterday.教师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。沃尔特：我吃了什么?教师：鸡蛋。沃尔特：错了，教师。那是昨天吃的。六年级英语笑话带翻译：Two hunters 两个猎人Once two hunters went hunting in the forest.One of them suddenly fell down by accident.He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.The operator said calmly:“First, you should make sure that he is already dead.” Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and ne_t he heard the hunter asking:“What should I do ne_t?”两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停顿呼吸。 另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助 。 接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在 里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办?”六年级英语笑话带翻译：Knife and Drum 刀和鼓Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.Pa: Why not?Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。爸：为什么?妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。六年级英语笑话带翻译：An Essential Correction 本质性的纠正Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong.That was yesterday.教师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。沃尔特：我吃了什么?教师：鸡蛋。沃尔特：错了，教师。那是昨天吃的。“六年级英语笑话带翻译”END第 4 页 共 4 页