2022年超级搞笑英语剧本 .pdf

序幕准备好 3 个座椅供继母和两个女儿。中间座椅前准备好洗衣盆和脏衣服。左边座椅上准备好碗勺。右边座椅上准备好针线和衣服。(背景音乐：1)旁白:Long ago,there lived a girl.The poor girl had to work day and night.She must sleep in the kitchen.She wearied dirty clothes.All of them called her cinders for Cinderella.Her mother had died and her father(旁白停顿，父亲出场并向观众致意，飞吻等)he had married again,but he was happy all the time,His new wife(旁白停顿，继母出场并向观众致意，摆酷，扭动前行等)sexy,but cruel;he had two daughters(旁白停顿，两个姐姐出场并向观众致意等).They are as bad as their mother.父亲出场后就座中间椅子上。（摆酷，显示自己在家庭中的地位极高）继母怀抱宠物狗上场最后向灰姑娘父亲方向前行，即将到达时父亲赶紧起身卑微地跑前迎接并搀扶，待继母就坐后捶背、捶腿，进一步显示其家庭地位低。两个女儿出场并向观众致意后前行到自己座椅处默默洗碗、做针线活（不情愿的，动作笨拙）。旁白：However,well show you a different play today.(换背景音乐 2)She is so strong,and smart.Especially she is good at sport.Now,she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘冲刺)剧务给灰姑娘传球。Now,she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒（对手，被击打后退）)This is her-Cinderella 灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Do you finish?旁白:(结巴)OOk,concontinue,even she is perfect,she still cant escape the poor life,Why?That is-（此时音乐关掉，无背景音乐）继母(怒):Hey!You!,wash clothes!灰姑娘匆忙跑来：yes,Mom I do it right now.一姐将盆碗碰得乱响:you!,wash dishes.Quickly,Quickly,灰姑娘匆忙跑来：yes,ok!此时二姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫:ah,my finger!I dont do this any more.!You do it!(将衣服扔向灰姑娘)灰姑娘(悲腔):Oh,I am very tired everyday!Maybe I am the poorest girl in the world.Mom loves that dog than me.(举牌的同时父亲退场)第一幕布置三把椅子名师资料总结-精品资料欢迎下载-名师精心整理-第 1 页，共 5 页 -灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀，一姐在写作业，二姐做针线。侍卫敲门送传单侍卫：Good afternoon,this is the notice,here you are.二姐:Mom,Mom,Look!Good news.继母:what s it?二姐（兴奋的）:The King is going to have a party.The Prince will look for a wife.一姐(托腮):I must be chosen,I am the most beautiful girl in the world.二姐(凭空跳舞):No,Not you.I have the charming shape,I am the Queen.(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻传单)继母:Stop!Both of you!（继母站起上前分开争吵的两个女儿）Make up yourself now!We dont have enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella,what are you doing?Come to help your sisters!灰姑娘:OK,I will.But,mom,mom,Can I go with you-(三人敛神，诧异互视,哈哈耻笑灰姑娘)继母：you!(注意重语气)Look at yourself,so dirty and so ugly!Go away!（推倒灰姑娘，灰姑娘不情愿地跑向拖把处继续干家务）一姐（发愁的，偷瞄灰姑娘,哭）:Oh,my God!I forgot Kathys homework.She gave us a lot of homework.I cant finish what should I do?二姐(拿书,指,附和):Oh,Yes,Yes.Look,exercise A,exercise B-(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh,my God!Oh,my party!My Prince!My happiness!灰姑娘(慌乱,安慰):My sisters,dont cry!I always do the homework for you,of course tonight!继母：my daughters,are you ready?一姐/二姐:ok,Let s go!（背景音乐 3）(三人离开，灰姑娘望着院里的背影双手捂脸哭泣)灰姑娘:Dear my friends,I want to go,what shall I do?第二幕（继续播放背景音乐3）洗衣盆，打扫卫生工具。准备好魔盒。灰姑娘在洗衣服，打扫卫生。(仙女骑着一把几乎掉光了的扫把登场)旁白:Oh,哈里波特!(仙女撞到灰姑娘)（此时关掉背景音乐3。）灰姑娘(怒):Who are you?仙女(得意):I am the best witch,and the most beautiful witch.I can give you all the things you wish.灰姑娘:Really?Do you know Kings party?I want to go,but-(低头看自己的破衣服)仙女(大笑):Don t worry.It is easy for me!Look,clothes,shoes,car-衣服出现时用手帕变魔术，变衣服出来，需要准备好魔盒。名师资料总结-精品资料欢迎下载-名师精心整理-第 2 页，共 5 页 -灰姑娘(面露欣喜,扑向鞋子):Oh,how beautiful glass shoes!仙女:Put it on,and go!灰姑娘准备穿好裙子。第三幕(改动较多，请仔细阅读)国王就座准备好水晶鞋提前放于场内（当各演员到位后就播放背景音乐4）(富丽堂皇的大厅里,音乐飘扬,(严肃)但是士兵在跳 disco 国王(严肃):quietly!（背景音乐停止）侍卫(击杖):Welcome the Prince.(大家鼓掌,欢呼)王子出场，侍卫恭请。国王：Today I will choose a beautiful,slim,humorous girl for my son-(转身,指向王子),strong,tall,and brave!侍卫(击杖):Welcome the ladies!众女士（包括两姐及无角色人员）:How lively!How handsome!(做陶醉状,冲向前,将王子团团围住)（播放背景音乐 5）(两姐妹分别邀请王子跳舞，两姐妹：May I ask you for a dance?王子和她们两个分别跳了，但是跳一遍吐一次)(播放背景音乐 6，灰姑娘上场)(兴奋的旋转着，环顾四周):wow beautiful!Amazing!Wonderful!王子从人缝中看见灰姑娘,一边说着一边奋力冲向灰姑娘：how beautiful a girl,my dreaming girl.灰姑娘与王子两人四目凝视，（全场肃静，此时关掉背景音乐6）灰姑娘既害羞又激动状。王子真诚邀请灰姑娘跳舞：would you like to dance with me,beautiful girl?灰姑娘:it is my pleasure.二人翩翩起舞.国王表情由吃惊转为惊喜，大笑一声同时高喊，music,go!（播放背景音乐7-西班牙斗牛士）(王子与灰姑娘共舞,突然手机铃声响起（电话由仙女打来），一直响到王子与灰姑娘摆完造型后。停止音乐7)王子:Who s phone?灰姑娘:Oh,its my phone!(掏手机接电话)This is Cinderella speaking!仙女:It s 12 clock,game will be over,come back quickly!Or youll change back!(开始敲钟)灰姑娘:Oh,I must go!(慌忙中跑掉了一只鞋)王子(捡起鞋,追):Wait!Wait!Your name,your phone number!王子(注视姑娘远去,悲情):Ive lost her!第四幕准备好三个座椅继母怀抱宠物狗就座。灰姑娘换回衣服继续打扫卫生,两个姐姐在默声打扑克。名师资料总结-精品资料欢迎下载-名师精心整理-第 3 页，共 5 页 -音乐：（播放背景音乐 8，不要太大声）旁白:Since the party,Prince fall in love with Cinderella,the Prince decided to look for the mysterious girl.-（在说这段的同时，王子最好能表演一下悲伤，思念的情绪，比如说拿着灰姑娘拉下的鞋子叹气）He issued a notice,“Whoever the glass shoe fits,shall be wife to the Prince!”(王子带着士兵到处找人试鞋)士兵:Please try the shoe!(女士甲试鞋)Oh,your foot is too big!士兵:Please try the shoe!(女士乙试鞋)Oh,my God,what a terrible smell!Of course not you!旁白:Later,the Prince come to Cinderella s home.（此时关掉背景音乐）士兵敲门(抬手敲门口中发出咚咚声)：is anybody here?一姐:（开门动作并模拟发出开门声）Oh,here,my god!The Prince is coming,he is so handsome!He is so cool!士兵们进门(拿着鞋):Please try the glass shoe.(两姐妹正抢):Oh,it is my shoe!-Oh,it is my shoe!(士兵夺过鞋,递给大姐):You first!(大姐拿过鞋,却怎么也穿不进去)士兵:Stop doing that.Your foot is too long,you will break the shoe!二姐(得意):I said,it is my shoe.(抢过鞋,试穿,费了九牛二虎之力终于穿上,走开来)二姐:too small!(甩掉鞋,蹲下揉脚,鞋飞到灰姑娘身上)(灰姑娘拿着鞋仔细端详)beautiful shoes 继母朝灰姑娘(怒吼):Why are you here?Back to kitchen!Wash the dishes!灰姑娘：Yes mom.王子：Wait!Every girl must try!You(王子指向灰姑娘),please.继母:She is very dirty!It couldnt be hers!(灰姑娘默默轻松的穿上了鞋)王子(欢呼):Oh,it fits you very well!I found you!(王子和灰姑娘拥在一起,抱着旋转起来退场)（此时播放背景音乐8.5）结束画面：灰姑娘的爸爸上场，对着镜头无奈地哭泣着：wait,wait!I am Cinderellas father,why not let me take part in the interesting party,55555(做捶胸嚎啕大哭状，最好坐地上蹬腿)灰姑娘和王子上场搀扶起父亲：dear my father,dont grieve,we love you for ever!（父亲变为抽泣）旁白:The Prince was happy to find her,and on a bright sunny day,he and Cinderella were married.They lived happily ever after!（此时播放背景音乐9，但是声音不要盖过演员的说话）大家依次上场排好队（二排），准备谢幕！领队起头说：learning with METHOD 大家一起：（声音洪亮，整齐清晰）Learning with METHOD 名师资料总结-精品资料欢迎下载-名师精心整理-第 4 页，共 5 页 -We will be the best!Oh yeah!名师资料总结-精品资料欢迎下载-名师精心整理-第 5 页，共 5 页 -