厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白：122倒人胃口的约会The One With.doc

2022年-2023年建筑工程管理行业文档 齐鲁斌创作厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白：122倒人胃口的约会The One With the Ick Factor厦门韦博英语()分享的提供一点老友记英语对白资料122倒人胃口的约会The One With the Ick Factor(Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.) Monica: Tell him.Rachel: No.Phoebe: Tell him, tell him.Monica: Just.please tell him.Rachel: Shut up!Chandler: Tell me what?Monica: Look at you, you won't even look at him.Chandler: (sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were.Phoebe: Doing it on this table. (points at the table)Chandler: Wow!Joey: Exellent dream score.Ross: Why, why, why would you dream that?Chandler: More importantly, was I any good?Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good.Chandler: Interesting, cause in my dreams, I'm allways surprisingly inadequate. (Monica pats him on his lap)Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.Ross: I love it, when we share.(Ross goes over to the counter. Chandler follows him.)Chandler: You're okay there?Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious.Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table.Chandler: Hello Rachel.Rachel: Get off.Phoebe: (points at Joey's pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing?(Chandler, Monica and Phoebe looks at him)Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?Phoebe: Just for some short-term-work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.Chandler: Pirates again?Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just.such a dummie. I taught this "massage-yourself-at-home-workshop." And they are.Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.Phoebe: What. I could, I could do it. What is it?Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused. (Ross looks at her.) It's a whole big boob story.Phoebe: I could be a secretary.Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.Phoebe: I could do that.(Ross's beeper goes off)Rachel: What are you playing with?Ross: Oh, it's my new beeper.Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'Ross: No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.Chandler: A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid.Monica: All right, I'll see you guys later. (raises)Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?Monica: Thank you.Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?Monica: He's. our age.Chandler: When we were?Monica: Okay, he's a senior in college.Ross: College?Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.All: What?Monica: Oh, I can't pass for 22?Phoebe: Well, maybe 25-26.Monica: I am 26.Phoebe: There you go.Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing.Chandler: Can you hear that?Phoebe: (plays with a thumbtack remover) Yeah?Chandler: See that'll stop when you pick up the phone.Phoebe: Oh. Uh, I'm on. (picks up the phone)Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.Chandler: I'm not in a meeting. I'm right. Whoops.Phoebe: Will he know what this is in reference to? (Listens) And he has your number? (Listens) All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye bye.Chandler: What?Phoebe: Ross says hi.Chandler: Ah!Phoebe: This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?Chandler: Well, now, I actually have to get to work.Phoebe: Most likely. (raises and goes toward the door) Okay, I'm gonna be out there.Chandler: Okay.Phoebe: All right. Bye bye.Chandler: Bye bye.(The intercom buzzes)Chandler: (answering it) Yes?Phoebe: Whatcha doin'?Chandler: Ooh. (leans against the desk)Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there. Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows.Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?Rachel: Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what. his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so. Oh.Monica: What?Rachel: Could tonight be the Night?Monica: I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but. you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.Rachel: So, did you shave your legs?Monica: Yeah.Rachel: A-ha!Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Ross are there.Joey: Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean.(Ross's beeper goes off)Ross: Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god it's baby time. Baby time.Joey: All right, relax, relax. Just relax, just relax. Be cool, be cool.(Ross dials a number on his cellular phone)Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr?is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure. No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.Joey: Services? (Ross looks at him) Oh, services.Ross: (on phone) Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir. (pause) No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.(Phoebe and Chandler enter)Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.Phoebe: No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.Chandler: Why not?Phoebe: Oh, because, you know. they don't like you.Chandler: What?!Phoebe: I thought you knew that.Chandler: Noho. Who doesn't they like me?Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh. no everyone.Chandler: What are you talking about?Phoebe: Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like "Mr. Boss Man". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, "Boss Man Bing".(Joey and Ross laughs)Chandler: I can't belive it.Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. They even do you.Chandler: They do me?Phoebe: You know like. uh okay. uh. 'Could that report be any later?'(Joey and Ross laughs)Chandler: I don't sound like that.Ross: Oh, oh Chandler.Joey: Oh. Yeah, you do.Ross: 'The hills were alive with the sound of music.'(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laughs)Joey: (reaches for hi scones) My scones.Phoebe, Joey, and Ross: 'My scones.'(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laughs again)Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.(Joey and Chandler laughs)Chandler: That is so not. That is so not. That. Oh, shut up!(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laugh)Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch.Monica: Did not.Young Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happen.Monica: How was that possible?Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.Monica: Okay.(They kiss)Young Ethan: Okay.Monica: Unless.Young Ethan: What?Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so.Young Ethan: Yeah, I'd really like that.(They kiss)Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.Monica: Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'Young Ethan: Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not uh., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh.Monica: Ethan?Young Ethan: Yeah?Monica: Are you a virgin?Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.Monica: Really?Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?(They kiss)Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.Young Ethan: Wow!Monica: You keep saying that.Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.(They kiss)Monica: Listen, uh, you told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to.Young Ethan: Oh god, don't tell me, I did it wrong.Monica: No-no. Nothing wrong about that. Young Ethan: Oh.Monica: Um, okay, here it goes. I'm not 22. I'm, I'm 25. and thirteen months. Young Ethan: Huh!Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.(They kiss)Young Ethan: Uh, listen um, as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said.Monica: You're not a senior?Young Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior. in High School.Monica: Ok.ay.Commercial BreakScene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.Young Ethan: I just had sex.Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?Young Ethan: I wasn't thinking. I was too busy fallin'.Monica: Don't say it. (closes Ethan's mouth with her hand)Young Ethan: .in love with you.Monica: Really?Young Ethan: (nods) Sorry.Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.Young Ethan: Who? Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone exept Monica is there.Ross: (on phone) Okay, Andr?should be there in like 45 minutes. All rightie, bye bye. (to Phoebe) Just easier that way.Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.Rachel: No, forget it.Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly. saucy?Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.Joey: All right. (Moves closer.)Ross: Was there.uh, huh, huh, huh. andybody, anybody else there.Rachel: No.Ross: You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.Ross: Huh!Joey: So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?Rachel: (laughs) You know what?Joey: What?Rachel: There were times when it wasn't even me.(Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other then recoil in horror.)Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys. (hugs them)(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe: Hey, Mon.Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?All: (shouting) Mon!(Monica takes of her walkman)Monica: What?Rachel: Ethan called again.Monica: Oh.Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore?Monica: No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.(Monica stares at Rachel)Rachel: I, I didn't say any. I sw. I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?(Ross and Chandler laughs)Ross: Oh, yeah.Monica: Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?Joey, Chander, and Ross: Sorry.Ross: It's morphin time!Joey: Stegosaurus!Chandler: Tyrannosaurus!(They all cross they're arms like the Power Rangers do)Phoebe: Ooh, oh, I've gotta go. (raises) Whoa, oh, head rush. One more, and then I have to go. (sits down, and then raises again) Cool!Rachel: Where are you going?Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.Phoebe: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza.Chandler: You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.Chandler: You think I should?Phoebe: I really do, yeah.Chandler: Okay.Phoebe: Okay.Chandler: Okay.Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are taking a break from work.Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.Phoebe: You were great. But they still made fun of you.Chandler: What?Phoebe: You know, now you're more like, you know like, "Mr. Caring Boss," "Mr.", you know, "I'm one of you, Boss," "Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!"Chandler: Then, I don't get it.Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them. They still say you're a great boss.Chandler: They do?Phoebe: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.Chandler: I just wan't to.Phoebe: No, but you can't.Chandler: But I just wa.Phoebe: Uh uh.Scene: Central Perk. Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there. Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react.Monica: Aren't you gonna.Ross: Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.Joey: What about Andr?Ross: Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.(Ethan enters)Young Ethan: Hey.Monica: That was gonna be my opener.Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?Ross: I thought that was just a rumour.Rachel: True story.Joey: They're here already?(Rachel, Ross and Ross go to the bathroom)Young Ethan: All right, look. I'