2022年幽默英语故事演讲稿大全.doc

此材料由网络搜集而来，如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除。材料共分享，我们负责传递知识。幽默英语故事演讲稿大全【篇一】A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they#8223;re eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, Father, is it expensive to be married?rdquo; And the father said, Yes, son, it is very expensive.rdquo; So the son asked, How much does it cost?rdquo; And the father said, I don#8223;t know, son. I#8223;m still paying.rdquo;有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的小孩有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就以为本人恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家征询他爸爸：爸爸，结婚特别花钱吗?爸爸说：是啊，儿子，特别花钱。儿子又征询：要花多少钱呢?爸爸说：我不明白，儿子，我到现在还不断在付钱啊!【篇二】Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old.Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again.After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket.But a girl asks him,Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?rdquo;No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.rdquo;汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。一个女的征询她，你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友?没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了【篇三】BUYING A HATA lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on! To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: I dont want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!买帽子一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她特别挑剔，用了特别长时间才选好了一顶。已经忍遭到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她：你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去最青年轻十岁!但令他沮丧的是，这位女士立即摘下了她的帽子说：我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立即显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!【篇四】牧童和狼A Shepherd-boy, who tended his flock not far from a village, used to amuse himself at times in crying outwolf !wolf!Twice or thrice his trick succeeded .The whole village came running out to his assistance when all the return they got was to be laughed at for their pains .At last one day the wolf came indeed .The boy cried out in earnest. But his neighbors, supposing him to be at his old sport, paid no heed to his cries, and the wolf devoured the sheep. So the boy learned, when it was too late, that liars are not believed even when they tell the truth.一个放羊的小孩在离村子不远的地点放羊。他为了欢乐寻乐常喊：狼来了!狼来了!他的恶作剧有两三次到达了目的。全村的人都跑来协助，而他们所得到的报答却是一顿嘲笑，白费了心力。最后，有一天狼确实来了。这个小孩认真地大喊起来。但是他的邻人们却以为他又在耍把戏，谁都不理会他的喊叫，因此狼把羊吃了。因此这牧童得到了教训：爱说谎的人，甚至在他说真话的时候，也没人相信他，但是他明白得太晚了。【篇五】老总最大There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000.The customer asked the owner, How come this guy is $5,000? That#8223;s so expensive for this kindof parrot.rdquo;The owner said, Because I have trained him and he can talk.rdquo;So the customer asked him, How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?rdquo;The owner said, Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That#8223;s why he#8223;s so expensive.rdquo;Then the customer said, How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?rdquo;The owner of the shopsaid, I don#8223;t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him bdquo;The Boss.#8223;rdquo;有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客征询老总：为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!老总说：由于我有训练他讲话。顾客又征询：那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?老总说：他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，因此才卖这么贵。顾客接着又征询：那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?老总说：我不明白。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他：老总!