厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白：122倒人胃口的约会The One With9056.docx

厦门韦博博英语培培训分享享老友记记对白：1222倒人胃胃口的约约会Thhe OOne Witth tthe Ickk Faactoor厦门韦博博英语(wwww.xmmwebbi.ccom)分享的的提供一一点老友友记英语语对白资料料122倒倒人胃口口的约会会Thee Onne WWithh thhe IIck Facctorr(Sceene: Ceentrral Perrk. Eveeryoone is theere.) Moniica: Teell himm.Rachhel: Noo.Phoeebe: Teell himm, ttelll hiim.Moniica: Juust.ppleaase telll hhim.Rachhel: Shhut up!Channdleer: Teell me whaat?Moniica: Loook at youu, yyou wonn't eveen llookk att hiim.Channdleer: (ssarccastticaallyy) OOh, comme oon ttelll mee. II coouldd usse aanottherr reeasoon wwhy wommen wonn't loook aat mme.Rachhel: Alll rrighht, alll riightt, aall rigght. Laast nigght, I hadd a dreeam thaat, uh, yoou aand I, werre.Phoeebe: Dooingg itt onn thhis tabble. (ppoinnts at thee taablee)Channdleer: Woww!Joeyy: EExelllennt ddreaam sscorre.Rosss: WWhy, whhy, whyy woouldd yoou ddreaam tthatt?Channdleer: Moore impporttanttly, waas II anny ggoodd?Rachhel: Weell, yoou wweree prrettty ddamnn goood.Channdleer: Innterresttingg, ccausse iin mmy ddreaams, I''m aallwwayss suurprrisiinglly iinaddequuatee. (Monnicaa paats himm onn hiis llap)Rachhel: Weell, laast nigght youu seeemeed tto kknoww yoour wayy arrounnd tthe tabble.Rosss: II loove it, whhen we shaare.(Rosss ggoess ovver to thee coountter. Chhanddlerr foolloows himm.)Channdleer: Yoou'rre ookayy thheree?Rosss: II caan'tt beelivve yyou twoo haad ssex in herr drreamm.Channdleer: I''m ssorrry, it wass a onee-tiime-thiing. I wass veery druunk andd i wass soomebbodyy ellse''s ssubcconsscioous.Openningg CrrediitsSceene: Ceentrral Perrk, conntinnuedd frrom earrlieer, Chaandller is sitttinng oon tthe tabble.Channdleer: Heelloo Raacheel.Rachhel: Geet ooff.Phoeebe: (ppoinnts at Joeey'ss peen) Uh, uhh, ggimmme. Cann yoou ssee me opeerattingg a driill preess?Joeyy: II doon'tt knnow. Whhat aree yoou wwearringg?(Chaandller, Moonicca aand Phooebee loookss att hiim)Rosss: PPheeebs, whhy wwoulld yyou wannt tto ooperratee a driill preess?Phoeebe: Juust forr soome shoort-terrm-wworkk. YYou knoow, unttil I gget bacck ssomee off myy maassaage cliientts.Channdleer: Piirattes agaain?Phoeebe: Noo, nnothhingg liike thaat. I wwas jusst.suuch a ddummmie. I tauughtt thhis "maassaage-youurseelf-at-homme-wworkkshoop."" Annd ttheyy arre.Joeyy: HHey, heey, Chaan. Shee coouldd woork forr yoou.Channdleer: (ssarccastticlly) Thaankss Jooey, thhat''s aa goood ideea.Phoeebe: Whhat. I ccoulld, I ccoulld ddo iit. Whaat iis iit?Channdleer: Weell, myy seecreetarry iis ggonnna bbe oout forr a couuplee off weeekss. SShe is havvingg onne oof hher booobs redduseed. (Rooss loooks at herr.) It''s aa whholee biig bboobb sttoryy.Phoeebe: I couuld be a ssecrretaary.Channdleer: Weell, yoou kknoww Phhoebbs. I ddon''t kknoww iff itt's youur kkindda tthinng, beccausse iit iinvoolvees aa loot oof bbeinng nnormmal. Foor aa laargee poortiion of thee daay.Phoeebe: I couuld do thaat.(Rosss'ss beeepeer ggoess offf)Rachhel: Whhat aree yoou pplayyingg wiith?Rosss: OOh, it''s mmy nnew beeeperr.Joeyy: WWhatt thhe hhelll dooes a ppaleeonttoloogisst nneedd a beeeperr foor?Moniica: Iss itt liike forr diinossaurr emmerggencciess. ''Hellp, comme qquicck, theey'rre sstilll eextiinctt.'Rosss: NNo, it''s ffor wheen CCarool ggoess innto labbor. Shhe ccan gett mee whhereeverr I am. I meaan, alll shhe hhas to do is to diaal 555-JJIMBBO.Channdleer: A coool pphonne nnumbber, annd aa poossiiblee naame forr thhe kkid.Moniica: Alll rrighht, I'lll ssee youu guuys latter. (rraisses)Rachhel: Offf tto ssee youung Ethhan?Moniica: Thhankk yoou.Joeyy: HHow youung is youung Ethhan? Yooungg?Moniica: Hee's. ourr agge.Channdleer: Whhen we werre?Moniica: Okkay, hee's a sseniior in colllegge.Rosss: CColllegee?Channdleer: Whhoa! Annd tthiss maanchhildd haas nno pprobblemm wiith howw olld yyou aree?Moniica: Noo, oof ccourrse nott. IIt'ss noot eevenn ann isssuee. CCausse II toold himm I wass 222.All: Whhat?Moniica: Ohh, II caan'tt paass forr 222?Phoeebe: Weell, maaybee 255-266.Moniica: I am 26.Phoeebe: Thheree yoou ggo.Sceene: Chhanddlerr's offficee, hhe aand Phooebee arre ttherre wwhenn thhe pphonne sstarrts rinnginng.Channdleer: Caan yyou heaar tthatt?Phoeebe: (pplayys wwithh a thuumbttackk reemovver) Yeeah?Channdleer: Seee tthatt'lll sttop wheen yyou picck uup tthe phoone.Phoeebe: Ohh. UUh, I'mm onn. (piccks up thee phhonee)Phoeebe: (wwithh a deeep vvoicce) Mr. Biing''s ooffiice. (LListtenss) NNo II'm sorrry, hee's in a mmeettingg riightt noow.Channdleer: I''m nnot in a mmeettingg. II'm rigght. Whooopss.Phoeebe: Wiill he knoow wwhatt thhis is in reffereencee too? (Lisstenns) Andd hee haas yyourr nuumbeer? (Liisteens) Alll rrighht, I'lll ssee thaat hhe ggetss thhe mmesssagee. BBye byee.Channdleer: Whaat?Phoeebe: Rooss sayys hhi.Channdleer: Ah!Phoeebe: Thhis is so funn. AAll rigght, whhat do we do noww?Channdleer: Weell, noow, I aactuuallly hhavee too geet tto wworkk.Phoeebe: Moost likkelyy. (raiisess annd ggoess toowarrd tthe dooor) Okaay, I'mm goonnaa bee ouut ttherre.Channdleer: Okaay.Phoeebe: Alll rrighht. Byee byye.Channdleer: Byye bbye.(Thee innterrcomm buuzzees)Channdleer: (aanswweriing it) Yees?Phoeebe: Whhatccha doiin'?Channdleer: Oooh. (leeanss aggainnst thee deesk)Sceene: Moonicca aand Racchell's, Moonicca aand Racchell arre ttherre. Monnicaa iss juust finnishhingg clleanningg thhe wwinddowss.Moniica: Wiindoows aree clleann, ccanddelss arre llit. Uhh, bbeltt's to tigght, goottaa chhangge tthe bellt. Didd I turrn tthe fissh? (gooes oveer tto tthe kittcheen tto cchecck oon tthe dinnnerr) NNo, cauuse I mmadee laasaggne. (tto RRachhel) Amm I outt off coontrrol?Rachhel: Juust a ttoucch. Monn, II doon'tt unnderrstaand. I meaan, youu'vee beeen dattingg thhis guyy siincee liike, whhat. hiss miidteermss? II meean, whhy aall thee suuddeen aare youu soo. Ohh.Moniica: Whhat?Rachhel: Coouldd toonigght be thee Niightt?Moniica: I donn't knoow. Loook hhe'ss a greeat guyy annd II loove beiing witth hhim butt. yoou kknoww. TThinngs happpenn, aand theey hhapppen. Yoou ddon''t pplann thhesee thhinggs.Rachhel: Soo, ddid youu shhavee yoour leggs?Moniica: Yeeah.Rachhel: A-ha!Sceene: Ceentrral Perrk. Joeey aand Rosss aare theere.Joeyy: WWoulld yyou lett itt goo Rooss. Itt waas jjustt a dreeam. Itt dooesnn't meaan.(Rosss'ss beeepeer ggoess offf)Rosss: OOh, oh. Ohh, ooh. Oh thiis iis iit. Oh my godd itt's babby ttimee. BBabyy tiime.Joeyy: AAll rigght, reelaxx, rrelaax. Jusst rrelaax, jusst rrelaax. Be coool, be coool.(Rosss ddialls aa nuumbeer oon hhis celllullar phoone)Rosss: (on phoone) Yeeah, hii, II waas jjustt beeepeed. (paausee) NNo, Anddr?iis nnot herre. (too Jooey) Thhirdd tiime todday. (oon pphonne) Yess, II'm surre. NNo, sirr. II doon'tt peerfoorm thoose kinnd oof sservvicees.Joeyy: SServvicees? (Rooss loooks at himm) OOh, serrvicces.Rosss: (on phoone) Yeeah, yoou wwantt 555-JUUMBOO. YYeahh, tthatt's rigght. Thhat''s rrighht, JUMMBO witth aa U, siir. (paausee) NNo, bellivee mee, yyou donn't wannt mme. Juddginng bby hhis nummberr, II'd be a hhugee diisapppoiintmmentt. (pauuse) Alll rrighhtiee, bbye byee.(Phooebee annd CChanndleer eenteer)Joeyy: HHey, heey. Howw waas tthe firrst dayy?Phoeebe: Ohh, eexelllennt. Eveeryoone wass soo, sso nnicee.Channdleer: Seee, it payys tto kknoww thhe mman whoo weearss myy shhoess. (Joeey aand Rosss wwondder whaat hhe mmeanns) Me.Phoeebe: Noo, II diidn''t ttelll annyboody thaat II knnew youu.Channdleer: Whhy nnot?Phoeebe: Ohh, bbecaausee, yyou knoow. ttheyy doon'tt liike youu.Channdleer: Whaat?!Phoeebe: I thooughht yyou kneew tthatt.Channdleer: Nooho. Whho ddoessn'tt thhey likke mme?Phoeebe: Evveryyonee. EExceept forr uhh. noo evveryyonee.Channdleer: Whhat aree yoou ttalkkingg abboutt?Phoeebe: Doon'tt feeel badd. YYou knoow ttheyy ussed to likke yyou a llot. Buut tthenn yoou ggot proomotted, annd, youu knnow, noow yyou''re likke ""Mr. Booss Mann". Youu knnow, Mrr. BBingg. MMr. Binng, "Booss Mann Biing"".(Joeey aand Rosss llaugghs)Channdleer: I cann't bellivee itt.Phoeebe: Yeeah, yeeah. Thhey eveen ddo yyou.Channdleer: Thhey do me?Phoeebe: Yoou kknoww liike. uh okaay. uuh. ''Couuld thaat rrepoort be anyy laaterr?'(Joeey aand Rosss llaugghs)Channdleer: I donn't souund likke tthatt.Rosss: OOh, oh Chaandller.Joeyy: OOh. YYeahh, yyou do.Rosss: ''Thee hiillss weere aliive witth tthe souund of mmusiic.''(Phooebee, JJoeyy annd RRosss laaughhs)Joeyy: (reaachees ffor hi scooness) MMy ssconnes.Phoeebe, Jooey, annd RRosss: ''My scooness.'(Phooebee, JJoeyy annd RRosss laaughhs aagaiin)Channdleer: Okkay, I donn't souund likke tthatt. TThatt iss soo noot ttruee.(Joeey aand Chaandller lauughss)Channdleer: Thhat is so nott. Thhat is so nott. Thhat. Oh, shhut up!(Phooebee, JJoeyy annd RRosss laaughh)Sceene: Moonicca aand Racchell's, Moonicca aand Youung Ethhan aree siittiing in thee coouchh.Moniica: Diid nnot.Younng EEthaan: I aam ttelllingg yoou, up unttil I wwas, liike ninne, I tthouughtt thhat gunnpoiint wass ann acctuaal pplacce wwherre ccrimmes happpenn.Moniica: Hoow wwas thaat pposssiblle?Younng EEthaan: Welll, thiink aboout it. Itt's alwwayss onn thhe nnewss. ''A mman is beiing helld uup, at gunnpoiint.' ''Touurissts aree beeingg teerroorissed, att guunpoointt.' Andd I jusst kkeptt thhinkkingg: wwhy doees ppeopple conntinnue to go theere? (HHe ccheccks hiss waatchh.) Oh, ahh. II shhoulld ggo.Moniica: Okkay.(Theey kkisss)Younng EEthaan: Okaay.Moniica: Unnlesss.Younng EEthaan: Whaat?Moniica: Uhh, aah. Unllesss yoou wwannna sstayy ovver? I meaan, I'mm gooingg too, sso.Younng EEthaan: Yeaah, I'dd reeallly llikee thhat.(Theey kkisss)Younng EEthaan: Uuhh, bbefoore we gett innto anyy sttayiing-oveer-sstufff, theere is sommethhingg yoou sshouuld knoow.Moniica: Okkay, iss thhis likke ''I hhavee ann eaarlyy cllasss toomorrroww' oor ''I'mm seecreetlyy maarriied to a ggoatt?'Younng EEthaan: Welll iit'ss soomewwherre iin bbetwweenn. YYou seee, iin aa sttricctlyy teechnnicaal ssensse, of couursee, II'm nott uhh., wwelll I, I meaan II haavenn't eveer uuh.Moniica: Etthann?Younng EEthaan: Yeaah?Moniica: Arre yyou a vvirggin?Younng EEthaan: Welll, if thaat'ss whhat youu kiids aree caalliing it theese dayys tthenn, yyes I aam. I uuh, I'vve kkindda bbeenn waaitiing forr thhe rrighht ppersson.Moniica: Reeallly?Younng EEthaan: Yeaah. Youu doo knnow I wwas tallkinng aabouut yyou, riightt?(Theey kkisss)Timme llapsse. Theey aare noww inn Moonicca'ss beedrooom, onn thhe bbed.Younng EEthaan: Woww!Moniica: Yoou kkeepp saayinng tthatt.Younng EEthaan: Youu knnow, yoou rreadd abboutt itt, yyou seee itt inn thhe mmoviies. Evven wheen yyou praactiice it at homme, mann ohh maan, it is notthinng llikee thhat.(Theey kkisss)Moniica: Liisteen, uh, yoou ttoldd mee soometthinng tthatt waas rreallly diffficcultt foor yyou. Annd II, II-I figgureed iif yyou couuld be honnestt, tthenn I cann too.Younng EEthaan: Oh godd, ddon''t ttelll mee, II diid iit wwronng.Moniica: Noo-noo. NNothhingg wrrongg abboutt thhat. Younng EEthaan: Oh.Moniica: Umm, ookayy, hheree itt gooes. I''m nnot 22. I''m, I'mm 255. annd tthirrteeen mmontths. Younng EEthaan: Huhh!Moniica: Buut II fiigurred, yoou kknoww, tthatt shhoulldn''t cchannge anyythiing. I meaan, whaat tthe helll ddoess itt maatteer hhow oldd wee arre.(Theey kkisss)Younng EEthaan: Uh, liisteen uum, as lonng aas wwe'rre ttelllingg sttufff, uuh, I hhavee annothher onee foor yyou. I''m aa liittlle yyounngerr thhan I ssaidd.Moniica: Yoou'rre nnot a sseniior?Younng EEthaan: Oh, I''m aa seenioor. iin HHighh Scchoool.Moniica: Okk.ay.Commmercciall BrreakkSceene: Moonicca'ss Beedrooom, coontiinueed ffromm eaarliier.Moniica: Whhat we didd waas wwronng. Oh godd, II juust hadd seex wwithh soomebbodyy thhat wassn'tt allivee duurinng tthe Biccenttennniall.Younng EEthaan: I jjustt haad ssex.Moniica: Etthann, ffocuus. Howw coouldd yoou nnot telll mme?Younng EEthaan: Welll, youu neeverr toold me howw olld yyou werre.Moniica: Weell, thhat''s ddifffereent. Myy liie ddidnn't makke oone of us a ffeloon iin 448 sstattes. Whhat werre yyou thiinkiing?Younng EEthaan: I wwasnn't thiinkiing. I wass tooo bbusyy faalliin'.Moniica: Doon'tt saay iit. (cllosees EEthaan'ss moouthh wiith herr haand)Younng EEthaan: .in lovve wwithh yoou.Moniica: Reeallly?Younng EEthaan: (noods) Soorryy.Moniica: Weell,falll oout of it. Yoou kknoww, yyou shooulddn'tt evven be herre, it''s aa scchoool nnighht. Oh godd, ooh ggod. I''m llikee thhosee woomenn thhat youu seee wwithh shhinyy guuys nammed Chaad. I'mm Jooan Colllinns.Younng EEthaan: Whoo? Sceene: Moonicca aand Racchell's, evveryyonee exxeptt Moonicca iis ttherre.Rosss: (on phoone) Okkay, Anndr?shoouldd bee thheree inn liike 45 minnutees. Alll riighttie, byye bbye. (tto PPhoeebe) Juust eassierr thhat wayy.Channdleer: Ohh, ccomee onn. YYou tolld mme aabouut tthe lasst ddreaam.Rachhel: Noo, fforgget it.Channdleer: Ohh, wwhy nott. WWas I ddoinng aanytthinng ppartticuularrly. sauucy?Rachhel: Alll rrighht, finne. Um, yoou wweree noot tthe onlly oone theere. (CCameera faddes to Rosss, whoo's lisstenningg veery carrefuullyy) JJoeyy waas ttherre ttoo.Joeyy: AAll rigght. (MMovees cclosser.)Rosss: WWas theere.uuh, huhh, hhuh, huuh. aandyyboddy, anyyboddy eelsee thheree.Rachhel: Noo.Rosss: YYou''re surre? Nobbodyy uhh, hhandded outt uhh, mmintts oor aanytthinng?Rachhel: Noo, iit wwas jusst tthe thrree of us.Rosss: HHuh!Joeyy: SSo, telll mme. Wass itt liike youu annd CChanndleer, andd thhen youu annd mme, or youu annd mme aand Chaandller?Rachhel: (llaugghs) Yoou kknoww whhat?Joeyy: WWhatt?Rachhel: Thheree weere timmes wheen iit wwasnn't eveen mme.(Chaandller andd Jooey lauughss, uuntiil ttheyy loook at eacch ootheer tthenn reecoiil iin hh