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爆笑英语对话笑话大全英语短笑话大全 爆笑笑话一般比拟短小,喜剧性很强,普遍存在于人们的日常生活中。笑话的娱乐作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体安康。WTT精心搜集了爆笑英语对话笑话，供大家欣赏学习!爆笑英语对话笑话篇1男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，假如你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好似以前在什么地方见过你?)女：Yes.That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)女：Sorry.I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【_头疼也是可以预约的】男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)男：I''m a photographer.I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)女：I''m a plastic surgeon.I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)【长的真丑】男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要分开?)【你能分开就是对我的仁慈】爆笑英语对话笑话篇2Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.教师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?教师：彼得!你说说，世界上什么最大?Peter: Well, well.eyelids.彼得: 嗯.嗯.眼皮.Teacher: What?Eyelids?教师：什么?眼皮?Peter: Yes, sir.Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.彼得：是的，教师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。爆笑英语对话笑话篇3A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)A:you你B:Hu胡A:Who?谁?B:yes, I am是，我就是A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字B:Hu胡啊A:You!你!B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊B:Hu!胡!A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡A:O哦爆笑英语对话笑话篇4Harry: “My big brother shaves every day.”哈里：“我哥哥每天都刮脸。”Henry: “My brother shaves fifty times a day.”亨利：“我哥哥每天刮50次脸。”Harry: “Is he crazy?”哈里：“他疯了吗?”Henry: “No, he's a barber.”亨利：“没有，他是一名理发师。”爆笑英语对话笑话篇5Jimmy is three years old.吉米3岁了。One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell.He suddenly shouted, “Mum, mum, e close the window!”一天，他正在窗口观望，夜幕降临。他突然喊道：“妈妈，妈妈，快来关窗!”“Why? It's not cold, sonny.”“为什么?天不冷呀，宝贝。”“Yes, mum, but the night will e inside.”“是的，妈妈，可黑夜会进来。”“爆笑英语对话笑话”END第 5 页 共 5 页