短篇英语小笑话带翻译精选带有谐音的笑话简短篇.doc

短篇英语小笑话带翻译精选_带有谐音的笑话简短篇笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。WTT整理了短篇英语小笑话带翻译，!短篇英语小笑话带翻译篇一Bad news and good news好消息&坏消息An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently ondisplay.“I've got good news and bad news,” the owner replied.“The good news is that agentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after yourdeath.When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.”“That's wonderful!” the artist e_claimed, “What's the bad news?”.With concern, the galleryowner replied, “The guy was your doctor.”一名艺术家问画廊老板，最近有没有人对他展出的画感兴趣。“这有好消息和坏消息，”老板答复。“好消息是有一位先生咨询你的作品，他想知道在你死后你的画会不会升值。我告诉他你的画会升值，他就把你的15幅画全都买走了。”“真是太好了”，艺术家是喜形于色，“那坏消息是什么?”带着关心的口吻，画廊老板答复，“买画的人是你的医生”。短篇英语小笑话带翻译篇二You can marry any one of them你可以跟他们中的任何一个结婚One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him.After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother.The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off.She goes to her mom and says, “Mom.What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!”Her mom replies, “Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad.”一天，一个女孩把男孩子带回家见父亲，说要跟这个男孩结婚。她父亲跟男孩谈了一会之后，对她说她不能嫁给这个男孩，因为男孩跟她其实是同父异母的兄弟。之后，女孩又认识了另外四个男孩并一一带回家见父亲，恳求父亲同意他们结婚，但结果都是一样，这些男孩竟然跟她都是同父异母!女孩真的是被气坏了。她跟母亲说，“妈，你这一辈子到底是怎么过的?爸爸在镇上到处胡搞，如今我都谈到第五个男孩了，但如今一个都不能嫁，因为他们最后都是跟我一个爸爸”!女孩说完，她母亲答复说，“亲爱的，不用担忧，你可以跟他们中的任何一个结婚，你爸爸其实也，也不是你的亲爹”。短篇英语小笑话带翻译篇三St Peter's question圣彼德的问题Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter.St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven.He looks at the doctor and asks, “There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?” The doctor answers, “The Titanic” and he is sent through.He then looks at the accountant and say, “How many people died in that ship?” Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, “1 500!”.St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and mands, in a very heavy voice, “Name them!”.有三个人死了，分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说，假如他们想进入天堂，就得每人答复一个问题。圣彼德看着医生开场发问，“以前电影院放过一部电影，说的是一艘船撞击冰山后漂浮，电影的名字是什么?”医生答复，“<<泰坦尼克号>>”，医生随即被允许进入天堂。然后圣彼德看着会计说，“船上有多少人遇难?”。会计很走运，因为他刚看过这部电影，答复道，“1500人遇难。”圣彼德把会计也放进天堂了。最后，圣彼德转过身，看着律师，非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道，“把1500人的名字都说出来?”“短篇英语小笑话带翻译”END第 4 页 共 4 页