2023年【有趣的英文小笑话】有趣笑话.docx

2023年【有趣的英文小笑话】有趣笑话 笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。小编整理了好玩的英文小笑话，欢迎阅读! 好玩的英文小笑话篇一 Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening? 老师：杰克，你为什么不仔细听课? Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening. 杰克：老师，我正在听课呀! Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now. 老师：假如你刚才在听课，那告知我刚才我说的什么。 Jack: You said, Jack, why aren't you listening 杰克：您说的是：杰克，你为什么不仔细听课? 好玩的英文小笑话篇二 Access to a reporter to go to the North Pole 100 penguins. He asked the first penguins to hisusual interest is. The first penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Puzzled reporter asked to saywhat is playing Peas ah? Bird Penguin said nothing and left. 一位记者要去北极访问100只企鹅.。他就问第一只企鹅他平常的爱好是什么。第一只企鹅说：吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆。 记者怀疑的问说什么是打豆豆啊?那只企鹅没说什么就走了。 The reporter thought: Well, do not speak do not speak. He also visited the second penguinsusually interested in what it is. The second penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Pound, how isplaying? Reporters and thinking to himself. 那位记者想：好吧，不讲就不讲。他又访问其次只企鹅它平常的爱好是什么。其次只企鹅说：吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆。怎麼又是打咚咚?记者在心里嘀咕着。 One after another from access to the first 99 penguins to their usual interest in penguins areeating, sleeping, playing Peas. Until the 100 penguins. He said you asked the usual interests? 100 penguins: eat, sleep. Journalists find it very strange and asked it: how do you do not playPeas? 100 penguins: Because Im Peas ah. 接二连三的从访问第一只企鹅到第99只企鹅它们平常的兴 趣都是吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆。直到第100只企鹅。记者问他说你平常的爱好是什么? 第100只企鹅：吃饭、睡觉。 记者觉得很惊奇，便问它：你怎么不打豆豆呢? 第100只企鹅：因为我就是豆豆啊。 好玩的英文小笑话篇三 If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.If you want ahug, I'll be your pillow. 假如你感到孤独，我做你的影子。假如你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。假如你想要拥抱，我做你的枕头。 If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money.wait for your salary. 假如你想要欢乐，我做你的微笑。假如你想要钱等着发工资吧! 看了好玩的英文小笑话的人还看了： 1.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则 2.爆笑英语笑话短文 3.经典英语笑话短文大全 4.英语爆笑短文 5.关于幽默英文笑话短文大全