Sick《大病（2022）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx

2020年4月3日报告新冠肺炎病历273880例且仍在增加42个州发布了居家令全国近97%的地区采取隔离措施顾客请注意疾控中心指导意见Attention shoppers, CDC guidelines现已全面生效are in full effect.购物时请您保持社交距离Please prep social distancing while shopping.嘿你们仓库里还有厕纸吗Hey, you guys have any toilet paper in the back?货架上没有那就没有了What you see is what we got?这也要抢啊Really, dude?混♥蛋♥Dick.真♥他♥妈♥友善You're fucking welcome.请间隔三个箭头Please follow three arrows随时保持1.8米距离to remain six feet apart at all times.嗨泰勒想参加派对吗当然你是哪位请全程佩戴口罩Face mask must be worn at all times.前提是你没得新冠你测过吗不关你事你他♥娘♥的♥是谁 你猜滚你♥妈♥的♥我们提倡您采用We encourage shoppers to use非接触式支付touchless payment options.翘臀嘿兄弟-抱歉Okay, okay, okay.我只是想见你I. just, I wanted to see you.你怎么不表明身份呢Why didn't you announce yourself?因为我在打电♥话♥公主殿卜'Cause I was on the phone, Your Highness.行那你口罩呢Okay. And your mask?我I.我还以为你是在单独隔离I thought you were spending quarantine alone?单独和米莉一起隔离对-没错和我Alone with Miri, yes. - Hi. Yep, that's me.外面那辆皮卡是谁的Whose truck is that outside?我借了杰克逊的车I- I borrowed Jackson's.我的车变速箱漏油了Mine's leaking transmission fluid.好吧Okay.你明明可以提前打电♥话♥或者发短♥信♥You know you could've called or texted before you just showed up here. 但你不会同意Well, you would've said no.我确实会拒绝因为我想单独隔离I would've said "no" because I wanted to be alone!和我一起With me.拜托你真的打算让我走吗Look, are really going to make me leave?我大老远跑过来的After I drove all this way?行吧Fine! Fine!但你得保持1.8米距离戴好口罩If you respect the six feet rule and put your fucking mask on.你怎么会知道我来这How'd you know I was here?你Ins上Your Instagram.你是个发帖狂帕克You're a compulsive poster, Parker.我记得有一次我们来这And then, I remembered that time we came out here,我见到了你父母and I met your mom and dad.真令人难忘I was feeling pretty nostalgic.还有我希望我们能谈谈And. I was kinda hoping we could talk about some.你想谈什么What do you wanna talk about?好吧你听我说我可以告诉你米莉Oh, well, you see, I could tell you, Miri.但我必须在你耳边小声说But you'd have to get really, really, really close to me.你做的是什么What are you making?名字还没想好I haven't named it yet.你们简直就是防范新冠的反面教材Literally how people get sick.米莉医生你要知道我们年轻不会得病We're too young to get sick. You should know that, Dr. Miri.年轻人也难幸免Young people are testing positive, too.正因如此迈阿密的春假并不顺利Spring break in Miami did not turn out well.我多么希望能有自己的专属大♥麻&hearts烟Hope I could have my own individual joint,我有点想吸I might possibly partake.好吧Okay.地下室在呼唤我们The basement is calling.地F室里有什么What's in the basement?回到家我们有了这些草莓地So back home, we have all of these strawberry patches, right. 你可以自己摘草莓So you can basically pick your own strawberries然后按篮子数付钱and then pay by the basket.非常不错It's real nice.我莉比阿姨的嫂子的表亲So, my Aunt Libby's sister-in-law's cousin有个侄女认识这位女士has a niece who knew this lady她把车停在路边打算摘一些草藤who pulled over to pick some strawberries,她的车里有她刚出生的孩子and she had her newborn baby in her car with her, right.她下车So she gets out of the car把婴儿和奶瓶留在车座上and she leaves the baby in the car seat with her milk bottle 开着车门这样她就能听到and leaves the door open, so she can hear the婴儿的哭闹声baby cries or anything.这位母亲去摘草:莓Well, the mom, she's picking berries,时间飞逝她突然意识到time goes by, and then it occurs to her婴儿没有发出任何声响that the baby hasn't made a sound.于是她去直看你知道她看到了什么吗So she goes to check and you know what she finds?她看到婴儿嘴里竟有一条蛇She finds a snake in the baby's mouth.什么天哪What? Oh, God.嗯母亲吓坏了Yeah, and the mom freaks out,她往外拉蛇但她没有意识到and so she pulling the snake, but she doesn't realize蛇在婴儿的喉咙里爬了多深how far down the baby's throat the snake has crawled.她把蛇拉了出来婴儿的内脏也随之出来So when she pulls the snake out, the baby's insides come with it.婴儿的肠子散落四处Baby intestines were everywhere-天哪太他妈恶心了Oh, my God. That's so fucking gross!我向天发誓故事是真的True story. Swear to God.从解剖学角度看不可能Yeah. That's anatomically impossible.不因为No, 'cause, 'cause.蛇无法爬进婴儿的嘴里吧I don't think a snake can crawl into a baby's mouth, right?打住才不是Well, hold on. No.不对That's not true.因为婴儿刚喝完奶对吧'Cause the- the baby just had milk, right?牛奶会吸引蛇And snakes are attracted to milk,而且莉比阿姨信基♥督♥教不会撒谎and my Aunt Libby is a Christian who doesn't lie.好吧Okay.我也不想揭穿你但Hate to break it to you, but莉比阿姨的故事是古老的都市传说Aunt Libby's story is an old urban legend从欧洲传过来的that migrated from Europe出自一个叫做“胸蛇”的民间故事which derived from a folktale called the "Bosom Serpent."好吧米莉Well, Miri.你乂一次运用你的聪明才智扫了我的兴Once again, your brain has ruined a perfectly good time.那可真是抱歉我倒是挺开心的I'm sorry to hear that because I had so much fun,但我要去睡觉了but I'm going to bed.晚安各位Goodnight, guys.我也累了Yeah, I'm dead.嘿早上吃煎饼吗Hey, pancakes in the morning?天哪他还打算早上吃早餐Oh, my God, he thinks he's getting breakfast in the morning.怎么说So.嗯Yes.隔离也可以变得有趣懂吗Quarantine can be fun, you know?你说得对那你就不应该不请自来You mean, yeah, it was until you showed up, uninvited.嗯你知道我为何来这Yeah, well, you know why I'm here.我真的不知道那你说说I honestly don't, so say just.告诉我你的想法不然我就上♥床♥睡觉fyou know, say what's on your mind or I'm going to bed.好啊Fine.这个小丑他妈的是谁Who the fuck is this clown?萝莉腿21 :疫情派对#世界末日派对#混乱#病毒飞我脸上 #狗&1102也;日 ♥W♥2020 #ft♥死&hearts渐冠 2020年3月14日天哪是本吉Oh, God. Benji.我把他们的一个室友哄骗出来One of their roommates I coaxed out of his room参加聚会to come to the party.他人不错是个型男So he was nice and hot.你俩擦出火花了吗Did you two hook up?好吧你有没有关心过这个叫本吉的男人Well, okay, do you, like, care about this Benji dude or what? 有没有不重要It doesn't matter if I did or didn't.我们从来就不是专一的人DJ我做我想做的事We were never exclusive, DJ. I can do what I want.你想做的就是当着我三个朋友的面And what you wanted to do was make out with a random dude 随便找个男人亲热in front of three friends of mine that are并且他们都沉迷于社交媒体all addicted to social media.对你就是想让我看到这个帕克Yeah, you wanted me to see this, Parker.要是我做的事冒犯到r你那我很抱歉I'm sorry if I did something to offend you.才怪你毫无歉意You're not sorry. You're not.你想让我生气You want me to be angry.你总是想激怒我And it's fucked up that you're constantly太操蛋了trying to piss me off.你从周四开始就没和皮非的另一半联♥系♥吗So you haven't hooked up with half of Pi Phi since Thursday?没联♥系♥-你应该联♥系♥的No. I haven't. - Well, you should have.这是我们的约定DJThat was our deal, DJ.我想传递的信息是我们不是情侣We're not a couple, that's the message I'm trying to convey.对但你也知道我们是有感情的Yeah, but we have something and you know it,否则你就不会刻意阻挠or else you wouldn't be trying to sabotage it.天啊为什么大家总Jesus, why does everybody trying to他妈的想揣摩我的想法fucking analyze me all the time?不我只不过是想听你说实话I'm not, I'm not. I just want you to be honest.这便是我想要的帕克That's all I ask, Parker.好吧Okay.我们确实有感情的There's something between us.对没错Yeah, and it's real.不早了我要睡了 嘿It's late. I'm going to bed. - Hey.对不起I'm sorry.你大老远开车过来I know you drove all this way,却无法得到想要的回答but you're not going to hear what you want to hear.好吧Okay.我早上便走I'll leave in the morning and.晚安DJGoodnight, DJ.吓我一跳Damn!没事It's okay.和DJ谈得怎么样How'd it go with DJ?别提了Nah.他是不是对你发的贴子很生气Was he mad about the post?是啊Oh, yeah.是啊Yeah.行呀你如愿以偿了Well, you got what you wanted.显而易见他爱你It's obvious. He loves you.你应该接受他的爱You should let him.但你不会对吧But you're not going to, huh?大概不会吧Probably not你太死板了帕克You are text book, Parker.你总是忽视自己的感受You're shut off from anything close to a feeling. 不近人情You're emotionally distancing.谢谢你的睡前心语Thank you for the bed-time psychobabble.没关系你可以装作没听见It's fine, you can keep deflecting.而我会一直提醒你因为我爱你I'm gonna keep poking you because I love you. 好极了Great.早上见Manana.我知道你想帮我I know you're just trying to help.只是And it just.看起来不太像但是It doesn't seem like it, but.我有在听I am listening.爱你Love you!滚Get out of here.帕克Parker?不是吧Seriously?DJDJ-屋里进贼了There's somebody in the house.你手♥机♥呢Where's your phone?不见了It's gone.我的也不见了Mine, too.米莉-嘿别等会儿Miri. - Hey, no, no, no, wait, wait.你能从那下去吗Can you get down from there?可以-行Yeah, yeah! - Okay. Okay.拿好钥匙我去叫米莉Take the keys, I'll get Miri.去吧Go!米莉Miri!米莉Miri!不No! No!DJDJ!米莉快跑Miri, go!米莉快跑好Miri, go! - Okay.那人是谁Who is that guy?不知道I don't know.操♥你♥妈♥的Fuck you, dude.快走Go!DJ呢Where's DJ?他会来的He's coming.他受伤了He's hurt.他受伤了He's hurt.米莉Miri.米莉你来开车Miri, be ready to gun it.帕克小心点听见没Parker, be careful, okay?帕克快上车Parker, come on!开啊Go!他盯上我们rHe's onto us!操快开啊Fuck, let's go!快开米莉-卡住了Come on, Miri! - God, it's stuck.帕克卡住了Parker, it's struck.快Go!天哪他要干嘛Oh, my God. What's he doing?哦他妈的Oh, fuck!哦他妈的Oh, fuck!下车-这边Oh, let's go! - This way!米莉快跑Miri, go!快快跑Hurry. - Let's go! Let's go!跑快Go, hurry!去找手♥机♥We need a fucking phone. 去找手♥机♥We need a fucking phone!Hey, man. - Sorry. 你口罩呢-抱歉 Where's your mask at, bro? - Sorry. Sorry, man. 未知来电 你究竟是谁Who the fuck is this?操♥你♥妈♥的变♥态♥跟踪狂 Listen, fuck you and your stalker bullshit. 大多数的州已颁布居家令And the stay-at-home order is that most states have implemented.今天又有一个州Another state today issued 南卡罗来纳州颁布了居家令 a stay-at-home order, South Carolina. 这使得全美国超过97%的人That brings the total number of Americans under such an order, 受居家令影响the total percentage to more than 97% of the country. 仍有七个州Still there are seven states 未颁布居家令that don't have an order in place, 阿肯色州爱荷华州北达科他州 Arkansas, Iowa, North Dakota 内布拉斯加州南达科他州犹他州和怀俄明州 Nebraska, South Dakota, Utah, and Wyoming. 安东尼福奇博士是美国国家过敏症和传染病研究所所长 美国免疫调节实验室主任白宫首席医疗顾问 但要知道安东尼福奇博士You should know that Dr. Anthony Fauci 今晚说爱荷华州和内布拉斯加州 said this evening that Iowa and Nebraska 美国新冠死亡人数超1万 已经制定了与居家令类似的条例 have instituted rules very similar to stay-at-home orders. 不止如此医院前线的医护人员The other threat tonight, the threat to our front line defenders in hospitals 核酸检测为阳性who tested positive for virus, 并且多位州长表示他们必须高价竞买♥♥医疗物资 and the medical supplies that multiple governors say they must outbid each other for.我们这样做会困住自己相信我We're trapping ourselves. - Trust me.我们小时候经常这样做We used to do this when we I was a kid.操打不开帮我Fuck, it's stuck. Please help me.好Okay.他为什么想杀我们Why is he doing this?不知道真♥他♥妈♥疯狂I don't know. He's fucking crazy.不No!帕克Parker!混♥蛋♥Fucking asshole.帕克你这是.What are you- Parker?帕克我做不到Parker, I can't. I can't太高了This is too high.不高像我这样走就行No, it's not, Just follow exactly what I'm doing. 我害怕I can't.不No. No!米莉Miri!天啊Oh, God!操Fuck!操Fuck! Fuck!放开我Get off me!放开我Get off me!不No!帕克腿断了Parker! Parker, it's broken.能抬起来吗-腿断了动不了Can you get up? - It's broken. I can't move.不只一个人有两个人It's not just one guy. There's two of them.他在哪-厨房♥Where is he? - He's in the kitchen.装死别走别丢下我Act dead. - Don't leave. Don't leave me.你能做到快装死You can do it. Do it now.好吗Okay?我去Shit!操Fuck!操Fuck!里昂先生Mr. Lyons!里昂先生Mr. Lyons!天哪My God!我数五秒你滚出我家-里昂先生I'm going to give you to the count of five to get out of my house. - Mr. Lyons!不然我就杀了你听见没一 里昂先生Or I will shoot you dead, you understand? One. - Mr. Lyons, there's someone outside. 里昂先生求你了他要杀我Mr. Lyons, please, he's trying to kill me.我们得报♥警♥ 二We have to call the police- - Two.里昂先生我家住在湖对面-三Mr. Lyons, my family lives in the house across the lake- - Three.四-我长大了卡莉Four. -1 grew up- Carly!你女儿叫卡莉你曾经照看过我们Your daughter's name is Carly and you used to take us two baby.你是米兰达的孩子You're Miranda's kid?去报♥警♥拜托We have to call the police, please!借用一卜你的手♥机♥-来吧I need to use your phone. - Come on there.跟我来手♥机♥在这边Come on there, phone's this way.操放开我Fuck! Get off of me.救命Help!救命Help!救命啊停车救我Please help me! Stop. Stop! Help me!天哪你没事吧Oh, my God. Are you alright?怎么回事-他想杀我What's going on? - He's trying to kill me!稍等一下Just one moment.那人是谁不认识Who's that man? -1 don't know.你的口罩呢-什公Where's your mask? - What?你的口罩你有口罩吧你的口罩呢Your mask. You have a mask, don't you? Your mask?我没有口罩No, I don't have a fucking mask.哦那我就不能让你上车了这样不安全Oh, then I can't let you in. It's- it's not safe.女士你♥他♥妈♥的在开什么玩笑求你广Are you fucking kidding me, lady? Please!我找一下我可能有多余的Well, let me check, I may have an extra.女士求你了Lady, please.好给你Yes, okay, here.戴上Put- put this on!消过毒的It's- it's sterile.好快上车Okay, hurry up, get in.解开车门锁Unlock the door!开锁-好Unlock the door! - Okay.女士快开车Drive, please, lady.这口罩This mask.有股味道smells like.氯仿麻醉剂 Chloroform? 帕克Parker!把她放哪-那边Where do you want her? - Over there. 好别动 Okay, hold still.等一会儿Now we wait.杰布呢他在哪Where's Jeb? Where is he? 他在厨房♥里He's in the kitchen.哦不Oh, no, no, no, no!厨房♥里的那个男孩That boy in the kitchen.是我儿子he's my son, 而你却杀了他 and you killed him. 她罪孽深重She did a lot more than that.你知道我们为什么来这吗Do you know why we're here?萝莉腿21 :疫情派对#世界末日派对#混乱#病毒飞我脸卜.#狗&110211$; 口 ♥的♥2020 #操&1162115；死♥新冠2020年3月14日这段视频是来自网友萝莉腿21的问候That video is compliments of LoriLegs21,#世界末日派对#EndOfTheWorldParty,#混乱#病毒飞我脸上#FuckedUp, #CovidOnMyFace.#狗&卜砥!15；日 ♥的♥2020 #J«♥E♥®r#2020SucksDonkeyDick. #FuckCovid.她还是不明白She's not figuring it out.帕克派对玩得尽兴吗Did you enjoy the party, Parker?你还记得不Do you even remember it?你认识你派对上亲吻的男孩吗Do you know the boy you were kissing?本吉Benji?只有本吉吗Just Benji?我们在派对上认识了本吉Benji is just some guy we met at the party.你们刚认识就卿卿我我You're very intimate with someone that you just met.收件人：911那又怎样So what?救命入室杀人求救莱克伍罗大道317号♥我只不过是在派对上和人亲热I made out with some guy at the party!我还是不明白I don't even know.这又没有什么It didn't mean anything!对你来说不同Maybe not to you.救命人室杀人求救莱克伍罗大道317号♥你们这代人太自私了So selfish your generation.不管不顾地参加酒会享受春假I mean, heaven forbid you miss a keg party or- or spring break. 你们到底是谁Who the fuck are you people?你轻吻的那个男孩本吉That boy that you were kissing, Benji,他是我最小的儿子he- he's my youngest son.你在派对上感染了七个人他是其中一个He was one of the seven people you infected at that party.是吗-三天前Was? - Three days ago.本吉孤独地死在了医院的病床上Benji died alone in a hospital bed.但是我没But, I don't.我没感染啊I don't have it.我告诉过你她会矢口否认I told you she wouldn't admit to anything.我就知道给她看检测结果I know, show her the test Show her the test亲爱的还要等几分钟Honey, it takes a few minutes.你们简直疯了You people are fucking crazy.你♥他♥妈♥死定了 -不And you're fucking dead! - No!收件人：911救命入室杀人求救莱克伍罗大道317号♥发送失败感觉如何How does it feel不知自己何时便会咽气to not know when you're gonna get your last breath?感觉自己要死了既孤单又害怕To feel like you're going to die, scared and alone?感觉如何How does that feel?也可能是别人啊我It could've been anyone. I.我没得新冠I'm not sick-你感染了整个派对You infected that party!我们甚至做了流调找到了传染给你的人We even did the tracing and we found the man who gave it you. 泰勒墨菲Tyler Murphy.但你放心我们了结门也But don't worry, we took care of him.我没生病我没感染新冠I'm not sick! I don't have COVID!你是阳性Well, you're positive.无症状You're asymptomatic.哦别哭Oh, no, no, no.别哭Don't cry.为你的自私负责吧Take responsibility for your selfishness.这本不该发生的This didn't have to happen.你怎么不戴口罩呢I mean, where was your fucking mask?他不也没戴吗Where was his?都是你的错This is your fault!都是你的错听见没It's y