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hua ii I论 zhudn滑稽列传kftng zi yueliu yi yii zhi yi yo H yi jid sn Ie yi fa ha shu y孔子曰：“六艺于治一也。礼以节人，乐以发和，书以dao shi shi yi do yi yi yi shdn hun chun qiu yi yitai shi gong yue tian dao道事，诗以达意，易以神化，春秋以义。”太史公曰：天道hui hui qi bu da zai tan yen wei zhdng yi kG yi ji fen恢恢，岂不大哉！谈言微中，亦可以解纷。chun yii kun zhf qf zhi zhui xu yft zhdng bu mdn qi chi hu6 ji duA bion shu shi淳于髡者，齐之赘婿也。长不满七尺，滑稽多辩，数使zhu h6u wei chang qu ru qi wei wang zhi shi xi yin hdo wd yin Ie chang ye zhi yin诸侯，未尝屈辱。齐威王之时喜隐，好为淫乐长夜之饮，shdnmidn bu zhi wf-i zhengqinn dai fu bdi guanhuanq ludn zhu h6u bi ng qingu6 qic、wei wann沈湎不治，委政卿大夫。百官荒乱，诸侯并侵，国且危亡,zdi wo ddn mu zuu you mb »on 沁n chun yd kon shuo zhT yi yin yuegu6 zhung you dd在於旦暮，左右莫敢谏。淳于髡说之以隐曰：“国中有大nido zhi wdng zhi ting son nidn bii ffi ydu bu mi ngbu zhi cl nioo he yewdng yuc-鸟，止王之庭，三年不蜚又不鸣，不知此鸟何也？ "王曰:ci ni。bii fei zd yi yl fei ch0n9 tianbu ml ng z6 yi yi ml ng ji ng ren wo shi“此鸟不飞则已，一飞冲天；不鸣则己，一鸣惊人。”於是ndi chao zh。xidn 11 ng zhang qf shf or en shang yi ran zho yi rdn fen bmg Gr cho zho乃朝诸县令长七十二人，赏一人，诛一人，奋兵而出。诸hdu zhdn jrng jie hdi qf qin di wei xfng san shi lii> nidn yn zai tidn wdn shi jia zhftng侯振惊，皆还齐侵地。威行三十六年。语在田完世家中。wc-i wdng bo nkin cho dd fo bing jio qi qf win9 sM chon yo kon zhi zhdoqing jiCi brng威王八年，楚大发兵加齐。齐王使淳于髡之赵请救兵,ji jin bdi jin ch。m。sht si chun ya kon yd ng tidn do xidogudnyf ng sue jue w<ng yuft赍金百斤，车马十驷。淳于髡仰天大笑，冠缨索绝。王日：xian shengshfto zhi hukun yueh« gfin w<5ng yufi xiao qi yftu shuo hu“先生少之乎？ ”髡曰：“何敢！ "王曰：“笑岂有说乎？ ”kun yuejin zhd ch(5nc<5ngdong fang lai jian dao bang yfiu rang tian zh。 cao yi tun ti jia髡曰：“今者臣从东方来，见道傍有禳田者，操一豚蹄，酒yi yii zhii yue du jii man gduxia man cho wu fan shu rang rann mfin jia一盂，祝曰：'瓯篓满篝，汗邪满车，五毅蕃熟，穰穰满家。'chcn jian qi su6 chi zh。xid 0r sud yii zhd she- gu xiao zhrwu shi qi wei wdng ndi yi ji臣见其所持者狭而所欲者奢，故笑之。”於是齐威王乃益赍hudns jrn qian yl bdi bl shi shuunq che nw bdi si kan cl 6r xlntj zhi zhoo zhdow6ng黄金千溢，白璧十双，车马百驷。髡辞而行，至赵。赵王yo zhi jrng bi ng shf win 96 che qidnchdng cho wen zhi ya yin bing 6r qti与之精兵十万，革车千乘。楚闻之，夜引兵而去。wij di shi zhf bi hdi toi shdu yi xing zdi suft y<Hi won xu© cu shi wdng xion sheng zhfi武帝时，徽北海太守诣行在所。有文学卒史王先生者,zi qing ya tai sh6u juwu ydu yi wu jun jun xo zhi zhu fu yuan gong cao b6i yun自请与太守俱，“吾有益於君"君许之。诸府掾功曹白云:Wdng xian sheng shi jia dud ydn shdo shi kdng bii kd yu jutai shdu yueXian sheng“王先生嗜酒，多言少实，恐不可与俱。"太守曰：“先生yl yu xing bu k白 nlsui yu ju xing zhl 90ng xia ddi zhao Hdny fu men wdng xian意欲行，不可逆。”遂与俱。行至宫下，待诏宫府门。王先sheng til hudi qidn go jia yO wdi cu pu she yin rl zul bu shi qi tdi shdu tdi sh6u ru生徒怀钱沽酒，与卫卒仆射饮，日醉，不视其太守。太守入gul bdi w<ing xian shc-ng wi hu Id ng yue xing w6i w<'< ho wo jan zhl mdn ndi ydo yOhu跪拜。王先生谓户郎曰：“幸为我呼吾君至门内遥语。”户Idng wd ho tdi shou tdi sh6u I6i wo ng jidn wdng xion shong wdng xian sheng yue tion z j( win郎为呼太守。太守来，望见王先生。王先生曰：“天子即问jun hi yl zhi bci hdi ling wu ddo zd jan du,i yu© h« zdidui yu© xudn z。xidn edi君何以治北海令无盗贼，君对曰何哉？ "对曰：“选择贤材,gd rdn zhi yl qf n6ng shdng yi dng f6 b-j xiaowdng xian sheng yuedui ru shi各任之以其能，赏异等，罚不肖。”王先生曰：“对如是,shi zi yu zi fa gang bu k4 yd yuan jun dui yan fei ch6n zhi li jin bi xia shdn If ng是自誉自伐功，不可也。原君对言，非臣之力，尽陛下神灵wei wj su6 bian hua yi；tai sh6u yue nuo zhdo ru zhi yu dian xia ydu zhao win威武所变化也。"太守曰：“诺。”召入，至于殿下，有诏问zhi yuehe wu zhl bei hdi 11 np duo z& bu qik6u t6u dui yanfei chon zhi之曰：“何於治北海，令盗贼不起？ ”叩头对言：“非臣之h jin bi xid shen ling wei wo zhi suo bidn hud yewo dl dd xido yue wo ho力，尽陛下神灵威武之所变化也。”武帝大笑，曰：“於呼！on 出 zhdng zhf zhl yO 6r chc-ng zhi on su。shdu zhidui yuoshdu zhi w6n xu6 cu安得长者之语而称之！安所受之？”对曰：“受之文学卒shi di yu。 jin 6n zdi dui yud zdi 96ng fo mdn wdi yftu zhdozhdo bdi史。"帝曰：“今安在？ ”对日：“在宫府门外。”有诏召拜wdng xian sheng woi shui hdngchdng yl bfi hdi toi shdu w6i shui ht'ng du wei chu6n yuem加 ydn王先生为水衡丞，以北海太守为水衡都尉。传曰：“美言kd yi shi zun xing k。 yi jia r6njun zi xiangsong yl ydn xido r6n xiangsong yl cd可以市，尊行可以加人。君子相送以言，小人相送以财。”wi wn h4u shi xi mn bdo wei ling bdo wdng ddo hul zhdng lao wan zhi mm 魏文侯时，西门豹为鄢令。豹往到鄢，会长老，问之民sud jt ka zhong Mo yu。ka wei hi 8 qn fu yi gu pinb«o w+n q( gu所疾苦。长老日：“苦为河伯娶妇，以故贫。”豹问其故,du'i yucsan Ido ting yuanchdng sui fu lion bdi xing shou qu qi qi6n do shu bi wan对曰：“郑三老、廷掾常岁赋敛百姓，收取其钱得数百万,y(>ng qi用其y(>ng qi用其er San Shi Wan Wei h6 b6 qu fu yu Zhu wu gong fen qi yu qian Chi gui dang qi二三十万为河伯娶妇，身祝巫共分其馀钱持归。当其shi wu xfng shi xido jia nfi hdo zhc yun shi dang wi h© b6 fii jf ping qa xi mu zhi时，巫行视小家女好者，云是当为河伯妇，即娉取。洗沐之,W6i zhi Xin Zeng qf y jian ju zhai jie W6i zhi Zhai gong h6 shang zhang ti jiang Woi为治新缙绮毅衣，间居斋戒；为治斋宫河上，张堤绛帷,nfl ju qi zhdng w6i ju niu jiu fan shi shi yu ri gong 恬n shi zhi nl jia nQ chu6ng 女居其中。为具牛酒饭食，十馀日。共粉饰之，如嫁女床qi Kn jia其人家xi 11 nq nd ju qi shang fa zhi hd zhon<j shi fu xfng shu shi II ndi mui席，令女居其上，浮之河中。始浮，行数十里乃没。y5u hdo nfl zhc- kong dd wo zhu wci hd b6 q。zhi yi gii dud chi nO yuan too wOng yi 讪有好女者，恐大巫祝为河伯取之，以故多持女远逃亡。以故ch6ngzhc>ng yi kong wu ren ydu kiin pin sud cong loi jiO yuon yi mln rdn so yo yue ji城中益空无人，又困贫，所从来久远矣。民人俗语曰'即bii w6i hd bo qo fu shui hi pido md nl qi Mn mln yijnxi mdn boo yu。不为河伯娶妇，水来漂没，溺其人民'云。”西门豹曰：zhi wi he b6 qa fu shi yun san Ido wo zhu fu Ido sdng nd he shang xing Idi gdo“至为河伯娶妇时，原三老、巫祝、父老送女河上，幸来告ya zhi wii yi wngsong nfljie yuenuo语之，吾亦往送女。”皆曰：“诺。”zhi qf sht xi man boo wo ng hul zhi hd shdng son bo guon sho hdo zhong zhe至其时，西门豹往会之河上。三老、官属、豪长者、11 fu loo jie hul yi rdn mfnwonggudn zh( zhG san Z qidn ren q( wo too nti zl y。 里父老皆会，以人民往观之者三二千人。其巫，老女子也,yi ni6n qi shi c6ng di zl nfl sh( en sud jie yi zeng dan yi li dn wu hou xi men已年七十。从弟子女十人所，皆衣缙单衣，立大巫后。西门bao yue hu hd bo fushi qi hdo chcu ji jiang nO chu wei zhong zhi qidn豹曰：“呼河伯妇来，视其好丑。”即将女出帷中，来至前。bdo shi zhi gu Wei San Ido wu zhu fu Ido yueshi nfl zl bu hdo fan da Wu豹视之，顾谓三老、巫祝、父老日：“是女子不好，烦大巫yii wdi nj bao h6 b6 de qiu hdo nO hdu ri sbng zhiji shi 11 cu 96ng bao da妪为入报河伯，得更求好女，后日送之。”即使吏卒共抱大wu yCi t6u zhi he zhung ydu qinq yuewo yii h6 jio yf dl zl qu zhifii巫妪投之河中。有顷，曰：“巫妪何久也？弟子趣之！ ”复yt dl zl yl Mn t6u hd zh0ng ydu qing yue dl zl hd jit) y6 fu shi yi rdn qii以弟子一人投河中。有顷，日：“弟子何久也？复使一人趣zhifii tdu yl di zl he zh5ng Mn I6u sdn di zt xf men Zo yuowa yo dl之！ ”复投一弟子河中。凡投三弟子。西门豹曰：“巫妪弟zi shi nfi zi y# bu ndng b6i shi fdn son Ido wt'i rii boi zhi fu t6u san Ido h6 zh6ng子是女子也，不能白事，烦三老为入白之。”复投三老河中。xi men boo zan bi qi ng zhxiang he h dai lidng jio zhang Ido h bong guan zhe jie jing k6n9西门豹簪笔磬折，乡河立待良久。长老、吏傍观者皆惊恐。xi mdn bao gu yuewu yu san Ido bu lai hdi nai zhi h6yii fu shi ting yuan西门豹顾曰：“巫妪、三老不来还，奈之何？ ”欲复使廷掾ya hdo zhang zha yi rn rii qii zhi jie kou Mu kou Mu qi0 po e xua lid di se ru与豪长者一人入趣之。皆叩头，叩头且破，额血流地，色如si hui xi m6n bao yuenuo qid lia doi zhi xu yuxu yu bao yue死灰。西门豹曰：“诺，且留待之须臾。”须臾，豹曰：tfng yuan qi yi zhuong hd b6 liu kd zhi jiu ruo jie ba qu gui yih min“廷掾起矣。状河伯留客之久，若皆罢去归矣。”郑吏民da jing k6ngc6ng shi yi hdu bu gdn fu ydn w<i h© b6 qu fii大惊恐，从是以后，不敢复言为河伯娶妇。xi mdn boo jf fa min zgo shf er quyfn he shut guan min tidn tian jie gai dang qf西门豹即发民凿十二渠，引河水灌民田，田皆溉。当其shi min zhi qu shdo fan ku bu yu yd bao yuemin kd yi 怙 cheng bii kd yu时，民治渠少烦苦，不欲也。豹曰：“民可以乐成，不可与I。shi jin fu Ido zi di sui huan ku wd rdn bfii sui hdu qi hn<j fu Ido zi sun si w6 虑始。今父老子弟虽患苦我，然百岁后期令父老子孙思我ydn zhi jin jio de shui 11 min rdn yi sdi zii fii shi Ct qii jrn» ju6 chf duo dao言。”至今皆得水利，民人以给足富。十二渠经绝驰道，到hdn zhi 11 6r zhang 11 yi wd shi dr qd qido jue chi ddo xiang bi jin bii ko yii he汉之立，而长吏以为十二渠桥绝驰道，相比近，不可。欲合qu shut qi。zhi cht d<f>o he son qu wci yl qido mtn ren fa Ido bii kon tingzhong 11 yi 渠水，旦至驰道合三渠为一桥。鄢民人父老不肯听长吏，以w6i xl men jon su<> wdi y。 xidn jon zht fo shi bii ko geng yft zhong 11 zhAng ti ng zhi zhi为西门君所为也，贤君之法式不可更也。长吏终听置之。gii xl men bno wdi ling ml ng wt'n tion xia zd lid hr>u shi wii ju© yl shf jl kf w6i故西门豹为郑令，名闻天下，泽流后世，无绝已时，几可谓fei xidn dai fu zai非贤大夫哉！chuin yuezi chon zhi zhang min bii ncng qf zi jidn zhi don fii m(n bii r?n传日：“子产治郑，民不能欺；子贱治单父，民不忍qi xi mdn bao zhimfn bu gdn qisan zi zhi cd nngshut zui xidn zai bian zhi欺；西门豹治郑，民不敢欺。”三子之才能谁最贤哉？辨治Zhd dang ncng bid zhi者当能别之。hue jl chi yi ni zhi ru w6i mfn jie zhi bion xuc bu shi cl chun yu sue ju6滑稽鹏夷，如脂如韦。敏捷之变，学不失词。淳于索绝,zhdo gu6 Xing shi chu you ju xiang qin qiu huo ci Wi Zai fang shuo San zhang jl zhi赵国兴师。楚优拒相，寝丘获祠。伟哉方朔，三章纪之。wei wdng dn shuo zhi jifi hou gong zhao kun ci zhi jin wen yue xian shrngndng yin威王大说，置酒后宫，召髡赐之酒。问日：“先生能饮ji h6 dr zuidul yue ch6n yin yi dou yi zui yi shi yi zui wei wdng yud儿何而醉？ ”对日：“臣饮一斗亦醉，一石亦醉。”威王日：xian sheng yin yi d<)u dr zui & ndng yin yi shl zai qf shud kd d。wen hukun“先生饮一斗而醉，恶能饮一石哉！其说可得闻乎？ ”髡yueci jio da wdng zhi qian zhi fd zai bang yu shl zai hdu kun k6nq ju fu fu 0r日：“赐酒大王之前，执法在傍，御史在后，髡恐惧俯伏而yin bo 9ui> y dt>u jlng zui yi rud qin ydu ydn kt- kon ioddi jia wu qion饮，不过一斗径醉矣。若亲有严客，髡情鞠虢，待酒於前,shl cl yii 11住ngshongshOn9shM shii qi yin bo sud 6r d<'>u jing zui yi rud peng ydu时赐馀沥，奉觞上寿，数起，饮不过二斗径醉矣。若朋友jiao you jio biixiong jidn cii r6n xiong dohuon rdn ddo gOsi qingxiong yOyin k。 wo交游，久不相见，卒然相睹，欢然道故，私情相语，饮可五liii ddujing zui yl ruAndi zhou Id zhi huindn nO zd zudxfng jia ji lit)liCi bA tdu六斗径醉矣。若乃州闾之会，男女杂坐，行酒稽留，六博投htj xiang yin wei co wd shdu wii fd mu yf bu jin qian ydu dud dr hdu yftu yi zan壶，相引为曹，握手无罚，目胎不禁，前有堕珥，后有遗簪，kun qie Ie ci yin kd ba d(>u 占r zui er can ri mu jio Ian he zun cu zud nan nO 髡窃乐此，饮可八斗而醉二参。日暮酒阑，合尊促坐，男女16ng xiIO xi jiao cud bei pen Idny il tdng shanq zhu mid zhu rdn liii kun er song ke同席，履舄交错，杯盘狼藉，堂上烛灭，主人留髡而送客,lud rt jin jid wei w<nxians zC ddnq cl zhi shi kon xin zui huun nc-ng yin yl shi gii罗襦襟解，微闻若泽，当此之时，髡心最欢，能饮一石。故yue jio jf zG ludn Id jl zC bc-i wdn shl jin r6n y6n bii k<? ji ji zhi 6r shuoi日酒极则乱，乐极则悲；万事尽然，言不可极，极之而衰。”yf 任ng jidn yon qf w6ng yui- stkrn rwi bd chdng yb zhi yin yl kon w6i zho h4u zhn 以讽谏焉。齐王日：“善。”乃罢长夜之饮，以髡为诸侯主kd zong shl zhi jio kon chdng zdi cd客。宗室置酒，髡尝在侧。qi hdu Ni yO nidn cho ydu y&u mf-ng其后百馀年，楚有优孟。you meng 9。chu zhi Ie rdn yd zhdng ba chi duo bian chdng yi tan xiao fng jian 优孟，故楚之乐人也。长八尺，多辩，常以谈笑讽谏。cho zhudnjjwdng zhi shi ydu sud di mo yi yl wen xiQ zhi zhi hu6 wu zhi xid xi yl楚庄王之时，有所爱马，衣以文绣，置之华屋之下，席以10 chudngyt zdo fO md bl ng f6i si shl qon ch6n sdng zhiyii yl gufin gud ddi fu露床，咯以枣脯。马病肥死，使群臣丧之，欲以棺椁大夫Il zdng zhi zu6 y如 zheng zhiyl wdi bu k。 w6ng xid ling yu。 you gdn yi md jidn zhe礼葬之。左右争之，以为不可。王下令日：“有敢以马谏者,zui zhi siyou m6n9 wan zhi ru didn men ydng tidn dh ku wdng jing ©r wdn qf gu罪至死。”优孟闻之，入殿门。仰天大哭。王惊而问其故。you meng yupma zhc w6n9 zhi suft ai y。 yi cha gu6 tong tong zhi do hd qiu bu 出优孟日：“马者王之所爱也，以楚国堂堂之大，何求不得,6r yi dai fu II zong zhi b(i qing yf rn jun II zang zhiw6n9 yu。hd rii而以大夫礼葬之，薄，请以人君礼葬之。”王曰：“何如？”dui yuechonqing yi yii Wdi guan w(>n Zl Wei gu6feng yii zhang Wdi ti cdu fa对曰：“臣请以即玉为棺，文梓为椁，概枫豫章为题凑，发jid cii wdi chuanIdo rud fu tu al zhao pd wC-i wij qidn han wi>i yl wi-i qi hdu甲卒为穿塘，老弱负土，齐赵陪位於前，韩魏翼卫其后，miao shi tdi IZio fdng yl wun hu zhi yl zho h6u win zhi ji。zhi dd wdns jidn rdn t?r gul md 庙食太牢，奉以万户之邑。诸侯闻之，皆知大王贱人而贵马y。w<>ng yueguo rcn zhi gud yl zhi cl ho wd zhi ndi h6yc>u mbng yue也。”王曰：“寡人之过一至此乎！为之奈何？ ”优孟日：qing w6i cRi wdng liO chii zdng zhi yl long zGo wdi gud I6ng 11 wdi guon j yl jlong zdo“请为大王六畜葬之。以城灶为椁，铜历为棺，赍以姜枣,jidn yi mu Idn ji yf lidng dao yi yi hue gu6ng zdng zhi wu rdn fu chdng wu shi wdng荐以木兰，祭以粮稻，衣以火光，葬之於人腹肠。”於是王nfii shi yl md shu tai guan wu ling tian xid jia wen yo乃使以马属太官，无令天下久闻也。cho xiong son sh。do zhi qi xidn ren y。 shdn doi zhibi ng qi。 si sho q( zl yuo楚相孙叔敖知其贤人也，善待之。病且死，属其子曰：w6 si ra b'i pin kun rud wfing jidn you meng ydn wa son sho do zhi zi yfjo“我死，汝必贫困。若往见优孟，言我孙叔敖之子也。”居shu ni6nqf zl qieng kirn fu xin佯ng yau meng y(i ydn yue w6 sun shu do zl y#数年，其子穷困负薪，逢优孟，与言曰：“我，孙叔敖子也。fu qi。si shi shu wft pin kun wdng jian you meng you mdng yue ruo wii yuan ydu su6 zhi 父且死时，属我贫困往见优孟优孟曰若无远有所之Jji wdi sun shu ao yi guan di zhdng tan yu sui yu xiang sun shu do chu wdng ji zu6 you即为孙叔敖衣冠，抵掌谈语。岁馀，像孙叔敖，楚王及左右bu ndng bie y。 zhuanHWans zhi jio ydu mi-nH qian wGi shM zhuangwancj dd jing yi wdi sun shu不能别也。庄王置酒，优孟前为寿。庄王大惊，以为孙叔6o fii shong yd yii yi wei xidng you meng yue qinq gui yO fii jl zhi sun rl 6r wii敖复生也，欲以为相。优孟曰：“请归与妇计之，三日而为xiong zhuongwdng xo zhi son rl hdu you mdng fu l6i wdng yue fO ydn w6i he相。”庄王许之。三日后，优孟复来。王曰：“妇言谓何？ ”mi-ng yu。fii yin shGn wi> w6i cho xidng bu zii w6i yP rii son sho do zhi wdi cho xidng孟曰：“妇言慎无为，楚相不足为也。如孙叔敖之为楚相，jin zhdng wd li6n yf zhi chn chfl wng d© yi 傥 jin st qi zi wii 11 zhur zhi di pin尽忠为廉以治楚，楚王得以霸。今死，其子无立锥之地，贫kun fu xin yl zi yin shf bi ru sun shu do bu rii zi shayfn ge yue shan困负薪以自饮食。必如孙叔敖，不如自杀。”因歌曰：“山ju geng tian ku ndn yi de shi qi dr wd li shen tan bi zhu yii ci bu gu chi ru居耕田苦，难以得食。起而为吏，身贪鄙者馀财.，不顾耻辱。shen sijiashi fuyou kftng show qiu wang ffi wi'i jian chu da zui shdn sidrjia mi。 tan身死家室富，又恐受贼枉法，为奸触大罪，身死而家灭。贪li ankawfi 丫铮nian woi lidn h fengfo sh6u zhi jing stbu gdn w6ifei lianli an吏安可为也！念为廉吏，奉法守职，竟死不敢为非。廉吏安kd wdi yd chu xiang sun shu do chi lidn zhi si fang jin qi zi qidng kun fu xin dr shi bii可为也！楚相孙叔敖持廉至死，方今萋子穷困负薪而食，不zu w6i ydwu shl zhudnywdng 灿 you ming ndi zhao sun shu do zl fenn zhi qln qiu si足为也！ ”於是庄王谢优孟，乃召孙叔敖子，封之寝丘四bdi hu yi fdng qi si hi>u shl shl bu jue ci zhi kc* yi y6n shi yi百户，以奉其祀。后十世不绝。此知可以言时矣。qi hou er bdi yu nian qin yf>u y<>u zhan其后二百馀年，秦有优旃。yftu zhon zh。 qin chdng zhu rt ye shdn xido yen Mn hd wu dd ddo qin shl hudng优旃者，秦倡侏儒也。善为笑言，然合於大道，秦始皇shi zhi jiu dr tian yu bi zhd jie zhan hdn you zhan jian 6r ai zhi wei zhi yue时，置酒而天雨，陛楣者皆沾寒。优旃见而哀之，谓之日：ra yu xiu habi zh。jie yuexingshtnyou zhan yuewd ji hu“汝欲休乎？ ”陛楣者皆日：“幸甚。”优旃日：“我即呼rd ro ji yins yue nu6ja you qing didnsh6ngshGngshdu hn wan sui you zhan lln jidn do汝，汝疾应日诺。”居有顷，殿上上寿呼万岁。优旃临槛大ho yuebl kingk)n<)yuenu6you zhun yu<?rO suf zhdnq he呼日：“陛楣郎！”郎日：“诺。”优旃日：“汝虽长，何yl xlng ya 11 wo sui duon ye xl ng xia jown shl shi huan9 shi bl zhe de bdn益，幸雨立。我虽短也，幸休居。”於是始皇使陛楣者得半Xiong ddi相代。shi hudngchonf) yl yu dd yui)n y6u d<5n<)zhi h6n guon xi zhi ydn<) chencflnfl you始皇尝议欲大苑囿，东至函谷关，西至雍、陈仓。优zhon yue shdn duo z6ng qln shdu wo qf zhang kdu c*>ngdr>ng fong Idi ling mf lu chu zhi zU旃日：“善。多纵禽兽於其中，寇从东方来，令麋鹿触之足yishl hudng yi gO chu> zhi矣。”始皇以故辍止。Ct shl 11 ydu yu qi qi chdng you zhan yueshdnzho sho ng sui wu ydn二世立，又欲漆其城。优旃日：“善。主上虽无言，chen 9cl jiongqing zhi qi cheng sui wo bdi xlngchou fei r<Jn ji。zai qi chngddng ddng kdu 臣固将请之。漆城虽於百姓愁费，然佳哉！漆城荡荡，寇Idi bi】 nngshang jf yu jiu zhi yl wi qi M gu ndn woi shiwu shi er shi来不能上。即欲就之，易为漆耳，顾难为脩室。”於是二世xiao zhi yl qi gu zhi ju wu hd er shi sha Si you Zhan gtli han shu nian 4r Cii笑之，以其故止。居无何，二世杀死，优旃归汉，数年而卒。tdi shi gong yuo chan yi5 kon ydng tidn do xido qf wci wdngh6ngxfng yflu mng ydo t6u 6r太史公日：淳于髡仰天大笑，齐威王横行。优孟摇头而9m fii xin zh冬 yl feng yftu zhan 1( n jidn ji hu bi d« yf Zn 96ng ql bfi yi w而 歌，负薪者以封。优旃临槛疾呼，陛楣得以半更。岂不亦伟 zai chu xian sheng yue chdn xi ng do yi jfng shu wdi lang 6r hfio du wdi jia chudn ya qie 哉！褚先生日：臣幸得以经术为郎，而好读外家传语。窃bu xun rang fu zu(> gu shi hua ji zhi yO liu zhang bian zhi wu zu6 kd yi Idn guan ydng不逊让，复作故事滑稽之语六章，编之於左。可以览观扬yi yi shi hdu shi hdo shi zhct du zhi yl you xin hai r yi fii yi shangfanq tai shi gd