生活大爆炸Sheldon经典语录【优秀2篇】.docx

生活大爆炸Sheldon经典语录【优秀2篇】生活大爆炸Sheldon经典语录 篇一 1.Maintaining five friendships promises to be a Herculean task, so Im going to have to let one of you go. 维持五个朋友的友情太困难了，所以。我要开除你们其中一个。 2.They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines. No amount of lumbar support can compensate for that. 他们的吸管糖是Twizzlers牌而不是Red Vines牌的。座椅再怎么舒服也于事无补。 3.I see no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with Adamantium like Wolverine. 我没预见到近期会有大笔开支，除非他们发明了一种我负担得起的技术，把我的骨骼和亚德曼金属熔合在一起，就像金刚狼那样。 4.I was wrong. Minstrels will write songs about you. There once was a brave lad named Leonard with a fie fie fiddle dee dee.He faced a fearsome giant while Raj just wanted to pee. 我错了。吟游诗人会为你写歌的。有个勇敢小伙名叫Leonard，个子小小毫不起眼，他英勇地去找巨人要钱。Raj一旁吓破了胆。 5.Your mother is brilliant, analytical, insightful - and Im betting she never hit you with a Bible because you wouldnt eat your brussels sprouts. 你妈妈头脑敏锐，逻辑严谨又富有见解 - 我肯定她不会因为你不吃芽甘蓝就用圣经痛打你。 6.You were lucky. When I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG, I had to attach my own electrodes. 你太幸福了。我小时候要想做脑电图，电极都得自己带上。 7.In bladder voiding, as in real estate, its location, location, location. 排尿同房地产界的金科玉律一样，位置决定一切。 8.That is my spot. In an ever-changing world it is a simple point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot, at the moment I first sat on it, would be 0000. 那是我的专座。在这个不断变化的世界里，这是不变的一点。假设我的生命用一个建立在四维直角坐标系里的方程来表示的话，这个座位从我坐上那一刻开始就成为了(0,0,0,0)。 9.Excuse me, but the problem is not solved. If your head had been accidentally amputated and we transplanted a dogs head in its place, would that be problem solved? 抱歉，但问题并没解决。如果你的脑袋不小心被截掉了，安个狗的脑袋在上面，这叫问题解决吗？ 10.Focus is important. Was Michael DeBakey a wedding planner in between heart transplants? Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hairdresser? Thanks for discovering penicillin - now how about we try a bouffant? 专注是很重要的。迈克尔。德倍基（心脏手术创始人）做心脏移植手术之余做婚礼策划吗？亚历山大。弗莱明午夜会变身理发师吗？谢谢你发明了青霉素 - 来个蓬蓬头吧。3