英语笑话大全_1.docx

英语笑话大全 冷笑话的主要应用群体是熟识网络的平民、青年、学生、白领等,他们具备娴熟的网络技能、很强的接受新事物的实力以及开拓创新的精神。我细心收集了爆笑50词英语笑话，供大家观赏学习! 爆笑50词英语笑话篇1 Class and Ass 班和笨驴 Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today." 格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：;劳里教授今日不见他的班级。; A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c". 一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母;c;(lass：姑娘)。 Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l". 后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母;l;(ass：笨驴)。 爆笑50词英语笑话篇2 Plagiarism 抄 袭 A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his office. "This isn't your work." he said. "Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia. 我有个挚友在圣路易斯的华盛顿高校教欧洲历史，他说有一次他发觉了一篇抄袭的学期论文。他把那个学生叫到了办公室。;这不是你写的，;他说，;有人帮你从百科全书上原封不动地打印了下来。; "You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered. ;你没有证据。;那学生气急败坏地说。 My friend amiled and show him the paper. Circled in red was: "Also see article on communism." 我挚友笑了，他把论文拿给他看。用红笔圈出来的是：;也可参阅共产主义一文。; 爆笑50词英语笑话篇3 Virtue 美 德 Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. 获得探讨生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立高校当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人埋怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯始终没有换过。 When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue." 最终当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上怜悯地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。;你会拿到学位的，敬爱的，;她低声说道：;坚持不懈是一种美德。; 看了;爆笑50词英语笑话;的人还看了： 1.英语笑话大全爆笑50词 2.英语笑话大全爆笑50字 3.简短的爆笑英文小笑话大全 4.经典爆笑英文小笑话大全 5.英语笑话50字左右 6.经典的爆笑英文小笑话大全 本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第4页 共4页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页