英语幽默笑话集锦.docx
英语幽默笑话集锦 许多英语国家在漫长的历史中，广泛流传着许多经典的幽默小笑话。今日，我为大家打算了几则经典的英语笑话，给大家来共享一下，希望大家快乐一笑，一起来看看吧! 英语幽默笑话：海盗的财宝 "Ten steps from the porch(门廊) and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treasure there! Aawrgh." So the next day Jimmy began to dig. He dug until the hole was deep and the dirt pile was high. He kept digging. The hole got deeper and the dirt pile got higher. He dug until the hole was deepest and the dirt pile was at its highest. He sighed. "I'm too tired. I can't dig anymore." Then he spied something. but it was only one of Woofy's bones. Instead of treasure, all Jimmy had was a dog bone, a hole, and a big pile of dirt to fill it in with. He thought "That pirate lied to me!" But when Jimmy's mother saw what he had done, she clasped(紧抱，扣紧) her hands and smiled a smile from here to Sunday. "Oh, thank you, Jimmy. I always wanted a rhododendron(杜鹃) bush planted just there. Here's $5.00 for digging that hole." 英语幽默笑话：委婉提示 Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?" Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?" 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特殊事情上须要委婉的提示。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我示意道：“敬爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?” 他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：“因此，你想交换座位吗?” 英语幽默笑话：两块蛋糕 Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly - take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗? 妈妈：当然可以-拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧! 英语幽默笑话：幸运的母亲 A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now? 一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有很多受饥饿的人，奢侈食物真不应当。有天晚上，在支配幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。她先给她一片簇新的黑面包和黄油，但孩子说她不喜爱这样吃。她还要一些果酱涂在面包上。母亲看了女儿几秒钟，随即说道，露茜，当我象你一样小的时候，总是吃面包加黄油，或者面包加果酱，从来没有面包既加黄油又加果酱。露茜看了母亲一会儿，眼中露出怜悯的神情，然后她柔声说：您现在能跟我们生活在一起莫非不感到兴奋吗? 英语幽默笑话集锦本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第5页 共5页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页第 5 页 共 5 页
