幽默的英语脑筋急转弯.docx

幽默的英语脑筋急转弯 英语脑筋急转弯是英语谜语的一种重要形式,通过它,人们可以达到消遣消遣的目的。下面我为你整理英语脑筋急转弯，希望能帮到你。 幽默英语脑筋急转弯 1. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? I myself. 2. What has teeth but cannot eat? A comb. 3. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them? A farmer. 4. Why does time fly? To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it. 5. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. 6. What animal eats and drinks with its tail? All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking. 7. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? A river. 8. What kind of dog never bite? A hot dog. 9. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? Because it can't sit down. 10. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man? It's nice not to see you again. 11. What wears a cap but has no head? A bottle. 12. What rises in the morning and waves all day? A flag. 13. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)? A night watchman with a college education. 14. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? Because they always have their hands in front of their faces. 15. What is wind? Air in a hurry. 趣味英语脑筋急转弯 1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱? 2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么胆怯日光浴? 3. Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 4. Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了? 5. Why dont women get bald as soon as men?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头? 6. What can pierce ones ears without a hole?什么不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔? 7. Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么? 8. Why does time fly?时间为何飞逝? 9. Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴? 10. Will it rain for several days continuously? 会不会连续几天阴雨连绵? 11. Who can raise things without lifting them? 什么人不用举就能把东西抬起来? 12. What did the king cloud say to the rest of the clouds?云中之王对芸芸众生说什么? 13. Who is married to the First Lady? 第一夫人嫁给了谁? 14. What does the man who just had his face shaved resemble?刚刚修过胡须的男人像什么? 15. Why did the farmer take his chicken to task? 农夫为什么训斥小鸡? Keys: 1. They make a little food go a long way因为它们颈项长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。 2. They dont want to be hot-dog因为它们不想成为热狗。 3. Hes making a hog of himself它想成为一只肉猪。 4. The cold war is over冷战结束了。 5. Because women wear hire longer因为女人头发留得长。 6. Noice噪音。 7. Smiles Because theres a mile between the letter s微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。 8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it为的是甩掉全部要谋杀它的人。 9. At a retail store在零售商店。 10. Never， because there're nights in between恒久不会，因为白昼之间有黑夜隔开。 11. Farmers 农夫。 12. ;I'm the one who should rain here; ;我要在这里降雨。; 13. Adam 是亚当。 14. A bear 像熊。 15. Because they use foul language 因为它们说脏话。 关于英文脑筋急转弯 1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2.Why is the letter E so important? 3.Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other? 4.What letter is an animal ? 5.What letter is a question? 6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 7.How do you feel today? 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got? 10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 12.What resembles half a pie? 13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 14.When do people have two mouth? 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 答案 1.ause it makes fat fact! 2.ause it's the begining of everything! 3.ause there is love between them! 4. It's the letter B! 5. It's the letter Y! 6. ause it's in the midst of fun! 7. With my hands ,of course! 8. Take a longer rope and compare with it! 9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it! 10. He didn't cheat! 11. Grow old! 12. The other half! 13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人 14. When there's two of them 有两个人时! 15. They don't know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪! 英语脑筋急转弯本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第9页 共9页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页