冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文.docx
冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文 外国人的幽默你懂吗?跟着这些脑筋急转弯一起感受一下吧。以下是学习啦我为大家打算的冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文，希望大家喜爱! 冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文【热门】 Questions: 1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C 女孩为什么胆怯字母C 2.Why are painters fond of the letter R 油漆工为什么青睐字母R 3.How many peas are there in a pint 一品脱有多少粒豌豆 4.What are the most sensible letters 什么字母最明智 Keys: 1.Because it makes fat fact. 因为它使肥胖成为现实. 2.Without it, varnish would vanish. 没有它,清漆就会消逝. 3.One. 一粒. 4.The Y's. 是字母Y. Notes: 2.varnish/'va:niM/ n.清漆 vanish/'v$niM/v.消逝 3.pea音似P. 4.Y's音似wise(睿智). 冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文【共享】 1. C型的锁 (打一英文) —— 谜底: clock. 2. How can you make the door last?(怎样能使门经久耐用?) —— 谜底: Make other things first 3. How do we know the ocean is friendly? —— 谜底: It waves. 4. How does the sun affect weight?(太阳如何影响重量?) —— 谜底: It makes the daylight. 5. How long can a goose stand on one leg?(多久能鹅单腿站立?) —— 谜底: try it and see 6. Q的(打一英语单词)—— 谜底: cute 7. Ten plus ten is ten.Ten minus ten is ten(打一物) —— 谜底: 手套(glove) 8. What always goes up and never goes down?(什么东西只升不降?) —— 谜底: Your age. (你的年龄) 9. What animal wears big black glasses on its face? —— 谜底: Panda熊猫 10. What can pierce one's ears without a hole? —— 谜底: Noise,voice 11. What can you break with only one word? —— 谜底: Silence. 12. What comes after the letter "A"? —— 谜底: All the other letters. 13. What do you know about the kings of France? —— 谜底: They are all dead 14. What has four eyes but cannot see? —— 谜底: 密西西比州 15. What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but not talk? —— 谜底: alarm clock 闹钟 16. What has teeth but cannot eat? —— 谜底: A comb 17. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)? —— 谜底: A night watchman with a college education. 18. What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth? —— 谜底: A mirror 19. What is never used until it's broken? —— 谜底: An egg 20. What is that which has a mouth,but never speaks, and a bed, but never sleeps in it? —— 谜底: A river. 英语笑话共享 1 "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying." "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any." "But has he finished his own cake?" "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that." "汤姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。" "没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。" "他已经吃完自己的了么?" "是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。" 2 A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket." The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?" The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" 路人甲对路人乙说，"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿?" 路人乙说："我猜对了，你能给我一个不?" 路人甲说："你要猜对了，我两个全部给你!" 3 "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course. "When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down." 一个老师在探讨生工程学课堂上说："我一眼就能看出来哪些是本科生，哪些是探讨生。" "我说'下午好'的时候，本科生 回答'下午好'，而探讨生则把这句话记在本子上。" 4 Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days? Tom: Every month. 爸爸：告知我汤姆，哪个月有28天呢? 汤姆：每个月都有啊! 本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第7页 共7页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页
