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"I"ll how you," aid the firt man a he at down at the piano and tarted to hammer out amartial tune. “那我试给你看，”说着那位老兄就坐在钢琴前开始弹起一首进行曲。Within econd came a pounding on the wall, and an angry voice houting, 几秒钟后墙壁传来捶打声，一个愤怒的声音叫道： "Hey, you on of a bitch, dont you realize it" three oclock in the morning" “嘿!你他妈的，你知不知道现在是凌晨三点钟” 小学英语笑话带翻译篇2 用脸去敲钟 Quaimodo had jut died, o the rector wa looking for a new hunchback to ring the great bellof Notre Dame cathedral.But the firt man who applied for the jobwa not only a hunchback,but armle a well. 钟楼怪人刚去世，因此教区的神父正在找一位驼背的人来敲巴黎圣母 院的大钟。但是第一个去应征的不仅是驼背，而且连手也没有。于是驼子又撞了几次。可是不久他就觉得头晕目眩，下一次竟然落了空，掉到钟 塔外，跌死在下面的庭院里。The priet ruhed down to the crumpled body, over which a policeman wa already tanding. "Do you know thi fellow" name" aked the cop. "No, but hi face certainly ring a bell!" 神父冲到跌得皱成一团的尸体之处，有个警察已经站在那里。"你知 道这个家伙的名字吗"警察问道。"不知道，但他的脸孔好熟喔!" 小学英语笑话带翻译篇3 另一则寓言笑话 The Ndele tribemen of Africa were"a poor but proud people. Living a they did in the avannahregion outh of the Sahara, they had only gra with which to build their houe, but theewere nonethele beautifully deigned and paciou. 非洲的恩德拉部落是个贫穷但骄傲的民族，由于位在撒哈拉沙漠南部 的大草原地区，他们只能用草来造房子，但他们的房屋仍然设计美观，内部宽敞。In fact, the king" palace wa all of three torie tall until the tragic event which I will nowrelate. 实际上，在我所要叙及的不幸事件之前，国王的皇宫都是三层楼的建筑。事情是这样的。Sure enough, a oon a the young king ettled hi poterior into the new royal eat, anearthquake truck the entire territory of the Ndele, hundred of home were detroyed, andthe old golden throne came crahing through the two intervening floor directly onto thefoolih monarch,quahing him like a bug. 果然，那位年轻的国王刚坐下不久，地震就袭击了恩德拉族境内，好 几百栋的房子损毁，而原来那张黄金宝座也一路撞穿两个夹层楼正中那名愚蠢的 统治者，他就像一只小虫般被压得扁扁的。