功夫熊猫台词.pdf
po,get up hey po what are you doing up there ah.nothing.monkey mantis crane viper tigeress,roar po,lets go,you re late for work coming.sorry dad sorry doesnt make the noodles what are you doing up there,all that noise oh nothing,just had a crazy dream about what?uh?what were you dreaming about what was I,ahhh,I was dreaming about uhhh noodles.noodles?you were really dreaming about noodles?uh yeh,what else would I be dreaming about?.oh.careful that soup is.sharp oh.happy day.my son finally having the noodle dream you dont know how long I ve been waiting for this moment,this is a sign,po ahh.a sign of what?you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then youll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant.just as I took it over from my father,who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.dad dad dad,it was just a dream no,it was THE dream We are noodle folk,broth runs though our veins but dad,didnt you ever,I dont know,wanna do something else?something besides noodles actually when I was young and crazy,I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu so why didnt you oh,because it was a stupid dream,can you imagine me making tofu.hahahahah.tofu.no,we all have our place in this world,mine is here,and yours is.I know,is here no,its at table 2,5,7and12,service with a smile (sigh.)-3-JADE PALACE-Well done,students,if you were trying to disappoint me,tigeress you need more ferocity,monkey quicker speed,crane hike,viper subtlety,mantis.master Shifu!what?ahhh,it.it.its master oogway,he wants to see you.-4-SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR-Master oogway,you summoned me,is something wrong?Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?so,nothing is wrong?Well,I didnt say that.youre saying.(oogway s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one)you were saying.Ive had a vision,tailung will return that is impossible,hes in prison nothing is impossible zeng,fly to chor ghom prison,and tell them to double the guards,double the weapons,double everything,tailung does not leave that prison yes.master shifu one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it we have to do something,we cant just let him marching on the valley,and take his revenge.hell.hell your mind is like this water,my friend,when it is agitated,it becomes difficult to see,but if you allow it to settle,the answer becomes clear the dragon scroll it is time but who,who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power,to become the dragon warrior I dont know -5-PO 家的面档-excuse me,excuse me,sorry.hey.watch it po.sorry.sorry.a thousand pardon.what,ohhh,master oogways choosing the dragon warrior,today.everyone,everyone,go,get to the jade palace!one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll,weve been waitin a thousand years for this，take the bowl.this is the greatest thing in kungfu history,dont worry about it,just go po,where are you going to the jade palace but youre forgeting your noodle car!the whole valley will be there,and youll sell noodles to all of them.selling noodles?But,dad.you know I was kinda thinking maybe I.yeh?I was kinda thinking maybe I uh huh could also sell the bean buns,theyre.theyre about to go bad thats my boy,I told you that dream was a sign?yeh,heheh.glad I had it.-7-JADE PALACE 的广场上-it is a historic day,isnt it,master oogway?yes,and one I feared I would not live to see,are your students ready?yes,master ooguay now know this,old friend,whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley,but also to you let the tournament begin ohh.yeh,hahah,oh no,no no no wait,I m comin coming from this.oh god.aaahh hey,open the door.let me in.citizens of the valley of peace,it is my great honor to present you tigeress,viper,crane,monkey,mantis the furious five ahahahah.and the furious five ow.warriors prepare what no,peeky a hole ready for battle yeh.wow.the thousand tongues of fire.whoa wow.look at that.hey get away.and finally master tigeress,believe me citizens,you have not seen anything yet I know.master tigeress plays iron arms and the plates of death I sense the dragon warrior is among us citizens of the valley of peace,master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior ah.oh no.no no no wait.yeah.hahahah.hahahah oh po,what are you doing?what does it look like I am doing?stop stop,I m going to see the dragon warrior but I dont understand,you finally had the noodle dream I lied,I dont dream about noodles,dad,I love kung fu uuuu oh come on son,lets get back to work ok ahhh.stop that.oh come back -8-PO 落在OOGWAY 面前-uh ohahhhh ohhhhh whats going on.where are.what are you pointing.oh.ok.sorry.I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was how interesting master,are you.are you pointing at me?him.who?you me?the universe has brought us the dragon warrior what?-panda what?-the furious five what?-shifu what?-mr.ping(pandas goose father)stop,wait,who told you to.master oogway wait,that flabby panda cant possibly be the answer to our problem,you were about to point at tigeress and that thing fell in front of her,that was just an accident there are no accidents
