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Previously on count The Big Bang Theory.生活大爆炸前情提要 Uh,we sort of have another reason for asking you here.我们邀请你们来 其实还有其他原因 We want to have a baby,我们想要个孩子 but we cant do it on our own.但我们自己没法生 Okay,whoa,whoa.Whoa,whoa,whoa.等一下 等一下 等一下 Yeah,this has been such a nice evening.今晚很愉快 Lets all just stop before anyone says any more things.我们在有人说出更多话之前结束吧 Leonard,would you be the father of our baby?莱纳德 你愿意当我们小孩的父亲吗 Oh,you said a thing.你开口说话了 Oh,you said a thing.时至今日 Thank you,guys,again for agreeing to do this.再次谢谢你们愿意答应这件事 Yeah,it means so much to us.对我们来说意义十分重大 Ah,were happy we can help.我们也很高兴能帮上忙 Yeah,and we dont find it weird at all.而且我们完全不觉得有哪里怪 Its a little weird for us,too.我们也有一点点觉得怪啦 I mean,instead of our baby looking like Zack,毕竟我们的宝宝不会像扎克 its gonna look like Leonard.而是会像莱纳德 Or Penny if its a girl.如果是女孩会像佩妮 No,no,its not gonna look.不 不会像.Sure.是啦 But I promise,但是我保证 were gonna be really good parents.我们会是很好的父母 Oh,we know you will.我们知道-So,what is the next step?-是啊-所以下一步是什么呢 -Yeah.Well,Leonard,we were hoping youd go in on Monday.莱纳德 我们希望你能周一去诊所 Okay.可以 And they say,for the best results,他们的人说 想要最好的结果 between now and then,you shouldnt have sex.现在到那时中间 你最好不要发生性关系 Sorry,bro,抱歉啦 兄弟 I know it seems impossible to go for five days without,我知道5天不那个仿佛是不可能的任务 but I believe in you.但我相信你能行 Five days?My record is 24 years.5天算个屁 我的最长记录是24年 Uh,I think that also means no flying solo.我想那也包含独自驾驶飞机 Oh.这样啊 Then my record is 14 years.那我的最长记录是14年 And,well,were really hoping for a son.我们很希望有个儿子 So just,like,keep that in mind when youre in there.所以到时候记得脑子里多想着这件事 Yeah,just think,little boys,little boys.就一直想着小男孩 小男孩 Still just totally not weird.还是一点都不怪异呢 Hello.大家好 Oh,hey,Sheldon.Were kind of in the middle of something.谢尔顿 我们这有点事情在谈 Oh,I wont be a moment.I just need to grab a book 不会打扰太久 我就是来从书架高处 off a high shelf,which I can do 拿一本书 而这事我完全没问题 because I am both tall and smart.因为我本人又高又聪明 Sheldon,come home!谢尔顿 给我回家 They dont want to have your baby!人家才不要你的种 I dont know what youre talking about.我不知道你是在说什么鬼 Oh-oh,dear,I think I got something in my eye.妈呀 好像有东西跑到我的眼里了 My piercing,blue eye.是我犀利的蓝眼珠-Sheldon!行-谢尔顿 -Fine.-Ive also never had a cavity and I dont have asthma.我也从没有过蛀牙 也没有犯过哮喘 So,this week would have been my wedding 我的婚礼本来应该在这周进行 if Anu and I hadnt decided to slow things down.我是说如果安努跟我没决定要慢慢来的话 Oh,yeah,I would have forgotten,本来我估计也会忘了这事 except for those nonrefundable airline tickets to India I bought.但我不能退钱的飞印度机票不停在提醒我 Im sorry.对不起嘛 No,no.Whats$3,000 between friends?没事 与友情相比 3千块算什么呢 Yeah,I probably wouldve just 反正那钱本来我估计 thrown it away on health care for my children.也就是浪费在我孩子的卫生保健上嘛 Uh,if you still want to go,you can go to India 如果你还想去 你可以飞去印度 and help my dad eat all the nonrefundable sushi.帮忙我老爸吃掉无法退钱的寿司啊 Indian sushi?印度寿司吗 I need a change of underwear just thinking about that.光想到我都感觉内裤上喷了屎 得换了 I really think we made the right decision.我真觉得我与她的这决定是对的 Agreed,although I did have 同意 虽然我本来筹备好了 a pretty awesome bachelor party planned for this weekend.在这周末举办一场永生难忘的单身汉派对 Really?What was it?真的吗 有什么节目 Well,I used my NASA connections 我动用了我太空总署的关系 to get us four seats on that plane 弄到了4张能让人体验 that lets you experience weightlessness.失重状态的飞机机票 The Vomit Comet.That is so cool.呕吐彗星号吗 太酷了吧 包机价约是16万5千美金 15段失重体验的机票大概是5000美金一人 Ive always wanted to experience weightlessness.我一直都很想体验失重状态 The closest I ever came was that time 我人生中最接近失重的一次情况 I accidentally set my scale to kilograms.是我不小心把体重计从磅切成了公斤 他大约是136磅 也就是62公斤 1磅是0.45公斤 根据拉杰演员的体重资料 I know,it wouldve been fun,but,hey,是啊 本来应该会很好玩 the next time you decide to marry a woman you barely know.没事 你下次要娶不太熟的女人时还有机会 We could still go.我们还是可以去啊 You know,make it a guys weekend.就以好兄弟聚会的名义 Yeah.All right,lets do it.可以啊 那我们就去吧 Great.Itll be like the good old days.很好 就像我们以前的黄金岁月 You mean when we were all sad,desperate and horribly alone?你是指我们一票人又衰又饥渴还单身到死吗 I remember it more fondly.我记忆的版本比较美好 Leonard,if you had food on your face,莱纳德 如果你脸上沾到吃的 would you want me to tell you?你会希望我告诉你吗 Where?Did I get it?哪里 我弄下来了吗 Oh,no,not now;it was last week.不是现在啦 是上周有沾到过 I didnt know whether or not to tell you,我不知道到底该不该告诉你 but everyone was staring.但当时大家都在盯着你看 For the record,it was right there.我就说一下 当时是这里沾到 And it was Nutella.沾到了榛果巧克力酱 Thanks.谢谢你全家啊 You looked like a hazelnut Hitler.你看起来像榛果希特勒 Hey,who wants to hear some exciting news?谁想听听一个大好消息啊 Oh,whats up?什么消息 This weekend,I got us four seats on the Vomit Comet.我给大家搞到了4张这周末上呕吐彗星号的票 Oh,you lost me at vomit,You lost me again at comet,呕吐就让我失去兴致 彗星二字又再失一次 and to be honest,I was on the fence at us.而且说实话 你说到大家时我就犹豫了 Yeah,I cant go either.Pennys dad is visiting from Nebraska,我也去不了 我岳父要从内布拉斯加来看我们 and I havent seen him for a while.我也有好一段时间没跟他见面了 Oh,thats nice you guys get along.你们能相处得来挺好的 I forget,Howard,does your father-in-law still hate you?霍华德 我有点忘了 你岳父还恨你吗 He doesnt hate me.他才没有恨我 Hes just disappointed 他只是有些失望 that Im not any other man on the planet.我不是这星球上任何一个别的男人 Thts how I feel about Ben Affleck as Batman.我对本阿弗莱克演的蝙蝠侠也是这感觉 Thts how I feel about Ben Affleck as Batman.该知名演员所演的蝙蝠侠收到了颇多差评 Well,these two are out.这两个人不来 There goes our guys weekend.好兄弟聚会周末也没戏唱了 Okay,so lets make it a couples weekend.那就改成情侣周末怎么样 Ill bring Anu,you bring Bernadette.我带安努 你带伯纳黛特 Im not sure Bernie would like it.我不确定妮妮会不会喜欢 Maybe Ill invite Stuart or Bert.或许我可以邀请斯图尔特或伯特 Oh,go with Bert!邀请伯特吧 Hes huge.Itd be fun to watch him float around.他很魁梧 看他漂浮起来应该挺有意思 Like that time the Underdog balloon 就像有一年梅西百货感恩节游行 got away at the Macys Parade.游行中的其中一个造型大气球飘走了一样 Hey.What are those?那些是什么啊 Oh,vitamins.维他命 Zack wants me to take them to increase my virility.扎克想要我吃这些来提升生殖力 Zack used the word virility?扎克用了生殖力这词吗 He may have said wiener power.他可能用的词是鸡鸡力 Okay,thats my dad.我爸到了 Now,remember,do not bring up any baby stuff,all right?记得 千万别提任何宝宝的事情 Not me not wanting one,not you having one with Zack.别提我不想要孩子 也别提你要帮扎克生-Got it.-如果他提起 就换话题-懂了 -And if he brings it up,change the subject -to literally anything else.-I got it.-换任何话题都行 -懂了 But not the Cornhuskers.Do not discuss the Cornhuskers.但别提剥玉米人 绝对别聊剥玉米人 Is that a sports team?那是体育队伍当地橄榄球队吗 Never mind,youre good.没事了 你没问题-Daddy!-Hi.Hey,Slugger.-老爸 -你好啊 小宝贝-Hey,Wyatt.-莱纳德-亚特 你好啊 怀-Leonard.Hey,thats a hell of a handshake.握手很有力呢 Ah,well,you know,Ive been taking vitamins.你懂的 我最近有在吃维他命 Dad,uh,come on in,sit down.老爸 进来坐下吧 Can I get you something to drink?Maybe a beer?要喝什么吗 给你来瓶啤酒吗-Sure,if youre having one.-Okay.-没问题 你喝我就喝 -行 And why wouldnt you,since youre not pregnant?你怎么会不喝呢 你又没怀孕 Leonard wants to have a baby with my ex-boyfriend Zack.莱纳德想帮我前任扎克生孩子 How bout those Cornhuskers?剥玉米人队最近怎么样啦 Hey,would you mind if Raj and I went away this weekend?你介意我这周末跟拉杰出去玩吗 Well,it is important for you two to keep the spark alive.你们俩保持爱情的火花的确挺重要 No,just the bachelor party I had planned.不是啦 只是我当时帮他筹办了单身汉派对 I thought wed do it anyway.安都安排了 就还是去玩嘛 Oh,so a guys weekend?那就是男人周末啦 Kinda.I mean,Sheldon and Leonard couldnt make it,算是吧 不过谢尔顿和莱纳德去不了 so Raj invited Anu and I asked Stuart.所以拉杰邀请了安努 我叫上了斯图尔特 Wait,you invited Stuart before me?等等 你先邀请斯图尔特而不是我吗 Actually,I invited Bert before Stuart,其实我在斯图尔特前先邀请了伯特 but I dont know why I just told you that.但我不知道自己为什么要告诉你 Why didnt you invite me?你为什么不邀请我 Because I know you.因为我了解你啊 You dont want to float weightless in an airplane.你才不想在飞机里失重漂浮呢 What are you talking about?你说什么蠢话啊 I love doing crazy stuff like that.我可喜欢做那种疯狂事了 Bernie,you got sick from the teacup ride at Disneyland.妮妮 你上次玩迪士尼的旋转茶杯都不舒服 Lots of people do.很多人都会啊 We were still in line.我们当时还在排队 还没开始玩呢 So you dont want me to go?所以你不想我去吗 No,I want you to go if youre gonna have fun.不 我想你去啊 只要你能玩得开心 I dont want you to go if youre gonna be miserable 如果你到时一脸生无可恋 扫了大家的兴 and ruin it for everyone.我就不想你去了 Which is a long way of saying I want you to go!我绕了那么一大圈就是要说 我想你去啊 I think this is going pretty good,huh?我觉得进行得挺顺利的 对吧 Maybe for you.You threw me under the bus.对你来说也许吧 你把我丢出去当替死鬼 Oh,Im sorry.I panicked.He was judging me.对不起 我慌了嘛 他当时在怼我 Well,yeah,now hes judging me.现在他把矛头指向我了 I know.It worked.我知道 我的妙计见效了 You two might want to talk louder or quieter.你俩要么大声点 要么小声点 In high school,he could hear me open a can of beer 上高中那会 我躲衣橱用毯子蒙头开啤酒 in my closet under a blanket.他都能听见 So let me get this straight,Leonard.我把情况捋一捋 莱纳德 She doesnt want to have your baby,她不想给你生孩子 but her dumbbell ex-boyfriend does.但她的傻蛋前男友想要你的孩子 Well,I-no,I wouldnt say it like that.我.不 我是不会这么说啦 How would you say it?那你会怎么说 Uh,same words,just less angry.句子一样 只是没那么大怒气 Well,I dont know about Los Angeles,我不知道洛杉矶这里怎么样 but in Nebraska,thats kind of strange.但在内布拉斯加 这种事挺奇怪的 Its strange here,too,and we have a bakery for dogs.在这里也很奇怪 这里还有给狗去的面包店呢 And youre okay with this?你对这事没意见吗-I support my husband.谢谢你-我支持我的丈夫 -Thank you.-But,you know,if you think differently,但如果你有异议 you should feel free to say so.你应该直接说出来的 You know,just like,Ah!Make a scene.大吼大叫 掀翻屋顶那样 Okay,look,they cant have kids of their own,听我说 他们自己生不出小孩 and they like that Im smart,他们喜欢我很聪明这一点 and they want that for their child.于是希望自己孩子能有这个优点 No,I get it.不 我懂 You do?你懂 Sure.当然 Back on the farm,we had a prize stallion.以前在农场 我们有一匹获奖骏马 We didnt let that just go to waste;we put him out to stud.我们可没浪费它的优秀基因 让它疯狂交配播种 No,no,this is.this is a little different than that.不不 这事 这事有点不一样 No,no,hey,hey,hey,hey,hey,hey.不 等等 等等 Uh,you were comparing me to a prize stud.Go on.你刚把我比作一匹得奖骏马 继续 You have fun with your new best buddy?你跟你的新死党玩得开心吗 Hey,its your fault your dad likes me.你爸喜欢我 都是你的错 You dated idiots your whole life.谁让你以前交往的都是蠢蛋 Well,he was right about one thing.他倒是说对了一件事 I am married to a stud.我嫁给了一匹种马 Mm.Really?真的吗 Yeah,I felt so bad about selling you out,真的 我为出卖了你感到很内疚 I thought I would maybe make it up to you.我想好好补偿你 Wait,wait.I cant.等一下 不行 I mean,I want to,我是很想啦 but Im not supposed to for the next three days.但我接下来三天都不应该做 Oh.Thats right.I forgot.对哦 我忘了 All right,well,guess Ill just read a little 好吧 那我只好看点书 and then-I dont know-go to sleep.然后 我也不知道 去睡觉好了 Really?Thats what youre sleeping in?真的吗 你就穿这身睡觉 Oh,you want me to take it off?你希望我脱掉吗 No.不 All right.Well,then pipe down and let me read my comic book.好吧 那你闭嘴关鸡 让我安静看漫画吧 Penny,I-I know what youre doing.佩妮 我知道你在干什么 Just please stop.拜托你停止吧 Ooh,listen to this.快听听这个 Bam.砰 Pow.嘭 Take that,Batman.接招吧 蝙蝠侠 Thanks again for doing this,guys.谢谢你们为我安排了这个-Of course.我很期待-不客气 -So excited.-Im glad you came.你也来了 真好 Howard made it sound like this wasnt your kind of thing.听霍华德之前的语气 这好像不是你的菜 He did say that,but here I am.他是那么说了 但我来了 So what does he know?所以他知道个屁 Im sorry.I just.抱歉 我只是 didnt think youd enjoy plummeting to the Earth 以为你不会喜欢以时速643公里的速度 at 400 miles an hour.垂直栽下地球 I love going fast,我很喜欢高速 unlike Grandma here,不像这位老奶奶 poking along at 70 miles an hour.开车时速才112公里 像蜗牛爬 Am I right?对不对 Ive always wanted to do this.我一直都想玩这个 Im an adrenaline junkie.我对肾上腺素有毒瘾 Roller coasters,snowboarding,过山车 单板滑雪 dating men who bathe with their dogs.跟和自家狗狗一起洗澡的男人约会 It was during a drought.那时干旱缺水嘛 Im a thrill-seeker,too.我也喜欢寻求刺激 Ive had to pull back since I became a mom,当妈之后我不得不有所收敛 but Ill still jump on the back of a grocery cart 但我还是会跳上超市购物车 and just roll through the meat section.一路风驰电掣滑过肉类区 And Im married to her,而我娶了这位英雌 which is quite the ride.所以我的人生也是充满刺激 Amy?艾米 Theres something out here.客厅里有个东西 Just trap it under a cup,用杯子把它罩住 and Ill be there in a minute.我马上就来 Ill try,but its Leonard.我尽力试试 不过那是莱纳德 What?什么 Well,what is he doing here?他怎么会在我们家 I told you,if we left pizza on the counter,我说过了 把披萨留在料理台上 wed attract something.就会引来其他生物 Oh,hey,guys.早啊 两位 Sorry.I used my key.抱歉 我用我钥匙进来的 I just needed a place to crash.我需要找个地方借住 Is everything okay?没出什么事吧 Yeah,I.没事 我.had to get out of the apartment.必须离开自家公寓 My wife kept trying to have sex with me.我妻子一直想跟我上床 Been there.我也经历过 Why are you trying to avoid having sex?你为什么不想上床 Well,we just did it three weeks ago.我们三周前才做过啊 I was talking to Leonard!我是在问莱纳德 Well,I-I have to go to the clinic 我周一得去诊所 for Zack and Marissa on Monday,给扎克和玛丽莎提供材料 and Im supposed to save myself until then.在那之前我应该保存精力 Sounds like maybe Pennys not totally on board with that plan.听起来佩妮也许并不完全同意这个计划 Well,she said she was.她说她同意的 But she also said I looked dope.但她也说过我看起来酷到炸裂 Honestly,I dont even think I looked fly.老实说 我觉得自己连酷毙都算不上 So youre willing to go through with this,这么说即使她对这事持保留意见 even though she clearly has reservations?你还是执意去做吗 If she has a problem,如果她有不满 she should say something.她应该说出来的 She tried to seduce you.她都试图勾引你上床了 If thats not a cry for help,如果那不是求助的呐喊 I dont know what is.我都不知道是什么了 Penny doesnt want to have kids.佩妮不想生孩子 I respect that.我尊重这一点 But this is my chance to leave a part of me behind.但这是我留下自己血脉的机会 Okay,but this isnt gonna make you a dad.好吧 但这不会让你成为父亲 Its gonna be their baby,not yours.那会是他们的孩子 不是你的 Although,someday,不过 有一天 if that kid wants to know why hes short,如果那孩子想知道自己为什么个子矮 nearsighted,and asthmatic.近视 还有哮喘.he may hunt you down.他可能会来找你 Are you guys ready for the most intense experience of your life?你们准备好迎接这辈子最激烈的体验了吗-Yes.-Definitely.-是的 -当然 Not to brag,but Im an astronaut,不是吹牛 但我是宇航员 so Ive been weightless before.以前体验过失重 Can be pretty scary.那可是相当可怕 Please,Im,like,90 pounds.拜托 我才40公斤 Im weightless every time I hold more than three balloons.每次拿着三个以上气球就能体验失重 Okay,I just need you guys to sign these waivers,好的 我只是需要你们签免责书 and then you can go get changed.然后就可以换衣服了 There are a lot of pages here.好多页啊 Is this a waiver or a screenplay youve been working on?这是免责书还是你写的剧本 Im sure its just boilerplate.我相信只是标准版本 Absolutely.Its to protect us in case of injury.当然 只是在你们万一受伤的情况下 我们能免责 It says,or death.上面写着或死亡 Which is awesome.那就太屌啦-Done.-Where are the changing rooms?-签好了 -更衣室在哪里 Dressing rooms are in the back.更衣室在后面 No peeking.不准偷看 Here you go.给你 Okay.Should we go get changed?好了 要去换衣服吗 Yeah.Hang on a second.是 稍等 What?怎么了 Just-I have two babies at home.我家里有两个孩子 What am I doing?我在干嘛 If you dont want to do this,如果你不想要玩 then whyd you come?为什么要来 To prove to Howard that he doesnt know me as well 向霍华德证明他并不像他以为的 as he thinks he does.那样了解我 Looks like he does.看来他很了解 Unless I do it and then he doesnt.除非我做到了 那他就不了解我 Why not just be honest?为什么不说实话呢 Youre right.你是对的 I should be honest.我应该说实话 You owe me$3,000 for those plane tickets to India!你欠我3千块去印度的机票钱 That was a long run.你去跑了好久 Yeah.Well,I was in the zone.是啊 我本来专心在跑 You know,and then in a diner 然后去了小餐馆 and then in a massage chair at the mall where I fell asleep.然后是商场里的按摩椅 结果我睡着了 Are you avoiding me?你在避开我吗 Well,I took a nap next to Hot Dog on a Stick.我在热狗店旁边小睡了一会儿 What do you think?你觉得呢 I think youre mad at me and Leonard,我觉得你是气我和莱纳德 but maybe.youre really mad at yourself.但也许 你是生你自己的气 Why would I be mad at myself?我为什么生自己的气 Cause you regret this No baby plan of yours.因为你后悔你不要孩子的计划 You know,its pretty crappy of you 你这样真是太讨厌了 to make me feel bad about this.让我觉得难受 Im not trying to make you feel bad.我不是想让你难受 But.do you?但是 你难受吗 Yes.是的 I feel like Im letting everybody down.我觉得自己让所有人失望了 Hate disappointing Leonard,我讨厌让莱纳德失望 but I really hate disappointing you.但我真心讨厌让你失望 Oh,Slugger,you could never disappoint me.孩子 你永远不会让我失望 Okay,your high school years were a little rough.好吧 你高中那几年我比较难熬 And Im sorry about that.我很抱歉 There was you sneaking out at night 你晚上偷偷溜出去 and your boyfriends sneaking out in th