赠送3-顾客和服务员的幽默对话.docx
顾客和服务员的幽默对话去餐馆吃饭，肯定要和服务员打交道，可要是碰上了下面的 服务员，没办法，就只有自认倒霉了。顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了！服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！Diner： Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter： Don't worry, Sir, it* s not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗？“顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！ ”“什么？ ”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.“Are you crazy?” yelled the customer, “with your hand on my steak?”“What ” answers the waiter, “You want it to fall on the floor again? ”服务员:茶或咖啡？先生。第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶一一杯子要干净的！ 服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子? Waiter： Tea or coffee, gentlemen? 1st customer： I'll have tea.2nd customer： Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits, returns)Waiter： Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳，先生Waiter, what * s this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Don1t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是螳螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!No sir, that1 s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or they111 all be wanting one.第2页，共4页服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, there* s no extra charge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。Waiter, there1s a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！1美元你想要什么一一活的？waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 - a live one?服务员，汤里有只蜜蜂！是的，先生，今天苍蝇放假。Waiter, waiter, there* s a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, itr s the fly* s day off.服务员，来杯咖啡，不加奶油。对不起，先生，奶油没了，不加奶怎么样？第3页，共4页Waiter, 11 d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we * re out of cream. How about with no milk?Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.Ground：研磨；地面服务员，你的领带在我的汤里了。没关系，先生，它不缩水。Waiter, your tie is in my soup!That* s all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.第4页，共4页
